Who wears the trousers?
Jack took off his trousers on his wedding day and offered them to Jill to try on. They were far too big.'I wear the trousers in this relationship' he told her, 'and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Jill removed her knickers and handed them over. 'Try them on.'
They were way too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' he said, puzzled.
'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And with that attitude, you never will.'
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