Elegsabiff

Elegsabiff

Oct 2015

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Right now

Do you know what is happening right now, right this very minute? Statistics never lie.

approximately 14 000 people on CS are having sex

another 25 000 of us are kissing

50 000 of us are hugging or at least holding hands

and you - well, you're reading this.

Trust me, I'm not happy about it either.

Goooood MORNING CS! The clocks went back in the UK, so I became an hour younger during the night. I feel wonderful.

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Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Oct 25, 2015●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

I am reading this

Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Oct 25, 2015●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

Good morning Biff

Yes, right now I'm doing just that, reading your blog and commenting on it

BUT

Tomorrow I'd be doing the rest of the above!!!!!!!

Happy Sunday to you, Biff

Snookums3●Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa

Oct 25, 2015●35 Blogs●1,520 Comments

E. All in their minds, not for real.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Track, our lives need a bit of work.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Dearest lovely DC I am going off you.

No, joking, I never would. I am absolutely delighted for you that you are going to be part of the statistics tomorrow

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

S - there are an awful lot of us on CS so actually the figures are only small percentages.

You'll also notice there is no figure for how many of us are falling in love, because that would be depressing ...

wolfie8847●clare, Clare Ireland

Oct 25, 2015●24 Blogs●174 Comments

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12049434_1081080368628505_6804211606715059973_n.jpg?oh=80be6341a85225082eac2ee5f436226d&oe=56C5DE52

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Hi Wolfie it didn't work but I liked it enough to load it as a blog photo.

Think you're also new to my blog? Hi! A glass for you

Embedded image from another site

Cocheta●unknown, Western Cape South Africa

Oct 25, 2015●2 Blogs●639 Comments

Hi Biff

I was actually chatting to a very nice guy when I got a mail alert on my computer which resulted in me ending up reading your blog. Never skip your blogs when I'm online...

Now back to flirting...

johnjjm●co westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland

Oct 25, 2015●5 Blogs●1,312 Comments

im off im getting to hot for me own good talk

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

C, colour me flattered and ooh enjoy your flirt!! You rock!

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Haha John from one little sentence? Nah, must be other comments on other blogs

Cocheta●unknown, Western Cape South Africa

Oct 25, 2015●2 Blogs●639 Comments

ps: Sorry, but I have to say this in Afrikaans

Mans is soos winkelwors... selfs die bestes het 'n bietjie vark in...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

C - that is so absolutely true but I hope not too much in the flirty fella?

I got taught a lot of Afrikaans idioms at school but unaccountably not that one ...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Ms Witch, you're younger too, how great does it feel?

May your lum aye reek.

(For anyone who didn't understand that classic Scottish wish for your wellbeing, "may your chimney always smoke")

loveallnite●Eyjafjallajökull, Westfjords Iceland

Oct 25, 2015●573 Comments

wow where did you get that hat!

Cocheta●unknown, Western Cape South Africa

Oct 25, 2015●2 Blogs●639 Comments

Biff... not the one I'm chatting to currently. But

he seems too good to be true... we know what that means eh...

Ah well, he's too yummy not to give him a fair chance

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

LAN, I got the hat in a charity shop for a quid and it is one of my favourite things ever. It is so hideous it actually has charm.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

C - it means YAY you have a quality flirt on your hands! I absolutely adore men who are too good to be true.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Right at this very moment, Sola? Hmmm ... can't help you out. Grab a tourist and make it happen

If she protests, explain that statistically she is playing an important role in your life and probably improving her own statistics into the bargain

itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland

Oct 25, 2015●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments

Ms Biff, nice one

But i don't know about that

but thank heavens for reliable santy...
at least i can always depend on him cuming down it once a year

Oh my" did i really say that and on a Sunday too

i best watch myself or i'll not be making his nice list this year

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Ms Witch - how did you resist the temptation to post this? I couldn't.

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Oct 25, 2015●5,763 Comments

yep keep those clocks going back and they might just catch up with me

I only hug trees AND air kiss

Have good Sunday

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Red, you rock. Enjoy your hour to the fullest!

but you always do - you're one of the most positive people on CS.

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Oct 25, 2015●5,763 Comments

Eleg

wow that is second compliment I have been given today and that has knocked years off me too

By the way your not so bad yourself you know

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

MY second compliment today. How nice are we all being on CS? Long may it last!

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Oct 25, 2015●5,763 Comments

Oh Eleg there are always 1or2 trolls walking cs corridors

in disguise

so it wont be long before it hots up again

Cocheta●unknown, Western Cape South Africa

Oct 25, 2015●2 Blogs●639 Comments

Biff

I can never lie with a compliment. Would rather keep my trap shut

Pieceacake●Cavan, Ireland

Oct 25, 2015●2 Blogs●543 Comments

Itchy!! Next thing you will be telling them is that there are only six days in an Irish week!!

loveallnite●Eyjafjallajökull, Westfjords Iceland

Oct 25, 2015●573 Comments

Viv please send me a couple of ladies along so I can contribute to the snuggling! (purely for the statistics of course)

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Oct 25, 2015●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Maybe it's only in Galway the clocks didn't go back??

As for you Eleg, has the act of you writing the blog, causing others to read, not affected that very sensitive statistical data?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

PG you HAVE to learn how to load videos

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Hey Cake! Is Ms Witch telling us porkies?

well whenever you claim your hour, spend it statistically, okay?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

LAN, send you ladies, er ... I'll send them, but try to stay in one country long enough for them to catch up, okay?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Molly, are you accusing me of massaging figures? :shocked face:

Statistically the bloggers on CS don't even register. At any point, 100 people having a gentle cyber blether, 3 getting het up, 11 flirting .. about right?

Pieceacake●Cavan, Ireland

Oct 25, 2015●2 Blogs●543 Comments

Either that Elegs, or she has been going too fast on that broom again!!

Molly, I think you might be right! I always felt that they were a bit behind the times over there!!

Oh God, she will kill me for that one!!

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Oct 25, 2015●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Hmmm..i feel the need to throw those statistics out of kilter!

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Cake, run for cover

Molly, you'd turn them over all your own?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Oct 25, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Pieceacake●Cavan, Ireland

Oct 25, 2015●2 Blogs●543 Comments

Was just kidding Itchy!!

Please don't zap me!

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