Selling yourself (edited down to the boasts)
(Edited comment - the blog got 129 comments but some were just playing and some never did get the point. I promised to cut it down to the boasting posts, and now I have. It is a PURELY for fun)This is your blog. Sell yourself. To hell with false modesty, what others will think, to hell even with reality, tell it like you wish it was and for a while at least, it will be.
The floor is yours.
Er, you say. What?
Okay, a guy took a photo of his foot, published it as a book called 'Putting My Foot Down' (subtitle, A Book Featuring My Foot), author's name 'My Foot'. As soon as it came on line he rounded up a couple of friends to buy it, and bought it himself. 3 sales in 5 minutes shot him straight into the best-seller lists, verified by Amazon. He took a screenshot of himself listed by Amazon as a 'best selling author' and put it on LinkedIn as his profile pic.
Oh, the book isn't still selling. It has 12 reviews, mind, and is doing rather better than mine in the ratings, but is no longer rated a best-seller. But for 10 minutes - he was.
Got it? You have the floor. Sell yourself. Maybe only for as long as it will take someone to go check your profile, BE THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BE. And okay, I'll start. Stick within spitting distance of reality - this is who you really are, in your own private universe. Sell tickets.
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(That's mine, by the way. But to borrow from Molly's bio, I wouldn't mind meeting someone like that)
Okay. Take it on from there.
'I'm a successful on-line businessman living in sybaritic luxury in Spain and looking for someone incredibly special. I'm a white African, shoulders bigger than Atlas, a big man with a big heart and a bigger laugh, cook like a dream, and the best lover you ever had.'
Again. Do it again. Properly in the spirit of this blog. By hook or by crook I will eventually be able to prune it down to some spectacular boasts or my name isn't international best-selling author.
The comments on this blog, if I get my way, will be the finest most outrageous boasts ever hoisted on CS.
Let me get my way. Just for ONCE.
Call first for appointment
But if I think of something, I'll be back
Legs, that never quit really a photographer dream.
Men fall all over me but I decided to go with this sheik as he has his own plane and yacht. Most important he showed me his will and I am the beneficiary of it all.
He is a bit older but who cares,as he has several brothers that promised to take care of me too
He spoils me soo and I just love it, can't get enough.
He shows me of to all his friends and tells them how great a lover I am.
Well I must tell you he is the best lover I have ever had, no kidding.
Anything I even look at is mine.
NEXT:
Willing to date women my age,
doesn't mind being slept on.
A taste of me will linger in your heart forever