Mail Order Husband
I'm done with shitty LDR, the non-stop arguments and trust issues and online dating is not reliable due to scammers.I've read plenty of success stories of mail order husband and I think it's worth to give it a try.
I am single ( divorced ), 39 years old...
have a son who sometimes lives with me...
would want to have another son...
emotionally and mentally stable...
have a stable job and financially independent...
educated,funny, happy person...
loves to cook and enjoys romantic night in/out...
pretty good with sensual massage...
willing to pay $500 ( will be given in the morning following the wedding night ) for the following:
Single man (divorced, single, widow)
40-55 years old hunk
have a stable job (rich and super rich need not apply )
physically & mentally fit ( a little tummy will be fine )
wife-fearing ( religious and spiritual preferred if not fanatical)
any race but English is a must
Loving, understanding, thoughtful...and not boring.
Must know his way in the kitchen and in the bedroom
Can afford to buy his own ticket to Jordan and must have a wedding ring ready.
Some terms and conditions will be discuss before wedding ceremony.
Any takers ?
Comments (45)
And why exactly would this goodlooking, emotionally stable, financially-independent hunk be on a mail-order catalogue again??
but that could ruin my chance to be happy
maybe, just like me, they're having hard time looking for true love ?
If he pay then he call the shots and I have to go to his country...can't do that
If I pay then I will have him my way...
You ordering one too?
What's the price range for the men in your town ?
I want to see/view the product I'm buying in person where I can inspect him up close and personal.
You simply have to pick the refundable ones...always be aware of "no return, no exchange" policy in some catalogues...go for the ones that have guarantees and warranty for at least 1 week
I just hope they don't come with a notice to purchase an extended warranty like some things do.
as for mentally fit...I will determine that by myself, I don't require a written report or recommendation from a shrink
are you in the market?
Once you paid for him then he's all yours...you can make him do everything you want, you basically own this man...just make sure you put everything you require when you post your ad...such as:
good with house maintenance, gardening, auto repairs, painting, plumbing...and can generate a stable income to help pay for his keep
the man will be exclussively mine...I can rent him to some lovely ladies if the price is right, temporarily...but they have to return him to me in good condition or they will pay for the scratches and damages
Come here, dawg. And don't breathe in my face, 'kay?
I take that as a yes...?
Oh Biff, Hugs are free, but dog mints would be cheaper.
if it's only a cuddle, then you pay a lot less and save some money for his keep ( food, clothing etc) I'm sure there are agencies that accepts hourly rates...you have to be more specific though
they could send someone this big ...could crush your bones during cuddling
Knowing CH I'm sure she created this blog for fun.I hope so anyway.
we're definitely not talking about used cars here..."used" man maybe
CC and I were discussing win/win tips...
maybe you can pay my ticket and the following morning you can pay by breakfast?
keep the 500
I'm too young for your marriage proposal...
This is open for everyone, I'm not excluding anyone who fits my specs...
you pay for your ticket, I pay for your breakfast and the $500...but you have to be within the age bracket
one contract signed, there's no turning back...we stcik to the contract or I will sue you for breach of contract and you will have to pay for the damages and inconveniences...
Hmm.
Oh, and yup, the big fella, no thanks.
My profiles states that I'm not looking.I had a very good marriage with my late husband and I'm not in the least interested on entering into another relationship.
Here's another option...
Also, the man you purchased should come with a free collar and remote...it would be easier to train him...
I wasn't suggesting it's for Bear...Bear doesn't deserve an electric collar with remote, I'm sure he's a lot sensible than many men out there
I thought this blog was going to be fun but it doesn't seem to feel that way anymore.
My attorney will be in contact....
You Should Look Around On Craigslist Website......
you're only 42!!!
you are over qualified ...
just change the date on your birth certificate...