To Catch A Kitty
Here is a story about three stalwart cat burglars. One was a real robber, however he included burglaries in his resume as he wanted to be considered a well rounded thief. He was bent on collecting as many of the cutest little pu**y cats as he possibly could in his life. He was also a minstrel of sorts and liked to go by the name of Bandman.His partner in crime was a cheery sort. He was fond of having anything powerful between his thighs. He liked to hear the roar of the engine and feel its vibration caressing his family jewels. He fancied himself a rogue and a rebel and he called himself Harley.
Together they spent many months searching for the perfect little pu**y cats. They had some trouble, as kitties can be so good at hiding and are often afraid of strangers. The fact that Bandman liked to sing and play his guitar didn't seem to entice the little critters from their hiding places. It seemed as soon as Bandman would catch sight of a kitty he'd make a sudden jerking movement to catch it and it would run and hide, always in a spot he could not quite reach. Harley was just loud with that machine of his. He was a mover and a shaker. He was in charge of catching the kitties and examining them to make sure the "carpet matched the drapes" so to speak. Only the most perfect kitties would do for the collection, but those kitties seemed to easily evade his efforts to snag them as well.
One day, a wise Spaniard crossed Bandman and Harley's path. He was well versed in catching kitties and indeed had made many a map of all their favorite hiding places. He was known to have a plentiful supply of catnip on hand which never failed to lure them out. He had more finesse and stealth when it came to catching the pretty kitties than did his two cohorts. He gave invaluable advice to Bandman and Harley about how best to bag the babes.
Unfortunately, Bandman and Harley paid no heed to the advice of the Spaniard. They were sure their methods worked better and they proceeded to compete with the Spaniard for kitty attention as best they could.
As you have probably already guessed, the Spaniard was adored by the pu**y cats and poor Bandman and Harley were left with empty bags. All they could do was sit on the couch together and watch National Geographic....The Big Cats episode and wish for better days.
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Thore thung thyndrome is not nice.
But then, I also know ways of making you totally forget you even have it.
As for your cure for tongue fatigue syndrome, I am curious as to what steps you would take to make sufferers forget they have the problem.
Swelling does have its advantages after all.
Cure like with like.
Therefore, I cure the swelling with even more swelling.
Afterwards, all swelling is gone and you sleep like a baby.
The last chapter did mention that the treatment would relax the afflicted and he would indeed "sleep like a baby", no doubt with a smile too.
New Johnsons flavoured baby oil.
Normal service will resume shortly (or if someone comments)
Unfortunately, it is one of those tomes which finds itself buried away in the lower areas of the library, only taken out to be dusted once in a while.
I empathise with that tome.
A dusty tome is not a healthy tome, sometimes the skin binding will get rough and should be softened with gentle rubbing of a lubricating oil.
If you finger deep into the binding, you may find loose pages, these can be tightened by steaming them and alleviating any bulges is recommended.
Durex makes a very good lubricant for tired and dusty old tomes too.
I may have to go to a specialist store. There is one near the market. I think it might be a bookbinders. They do seem to sell said emollients.
Test results for doping will be forwarded to Gypsy...5 hr blog
Slyly posted on Catfoot's and came back invigorated.
Jello shots or T-shots,or blue pill
And went for a dip in the pool with a houseguest perhaps
blogging & getting his Martini shaking'
(check my next apptmnt.
MollybabyMoney Penny)I'll have what he's drinking,thanks.CHEERS!
But I do have a Skene's gland that needs looking at.
Good night, Peace and Love
Goodnight Map, it was fun as usual
I was here for ages and made dozens of comments madame Gypsy