Haggle for love?

So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I said, but no thanks. Manager instantly said okay, 25% up on existing salary. WTH?

So - my car insurance quote came through the door, £400. 16 years with the same company, 9 years no-claim bonus, that seemed high. Same post, another insurer offering good prices, I got a quote on line. Like-for-like, plus plus, £258. I rang my insurers to say I was cancelling and they instantly reduced the £400 quote to just over £300. WTH?

How far does this haggling thing go? Let's say I'm talking to someone and he suggests meeting for a casual pub lunch. Should I be haggling? Should I counter-offer "tell you what, send a taxi to collect me and by the way you're picking up the tab" just to open the negotiations, see what his counter-offer is?

Life is all about bargaining, we know that, but it seems to have gone into a new era where perhaps we have to haggle about everything. So should we be haggling about meeting up? Maybe you already do?

help

By the way, the World Health Organisation recently declared that anyone who can't find a partner (mainly for procreation, but I don't think they specified) within a year of starting to look, should be classified as disabled. WTH?

NOW who wants to open negotiations? batting
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Red I quite obviously don't have a brain. I was careful to ensure there was nothing in the blog itself to upset you, and we're on the second page now so no-one will ever see that first comment again.

Anyway, anyone rushing off to follow up on the title, link, etc, will instantly spot it is a book for women thinking of JOINING a website so since all the, you know, millions of members who did rush off to look are already on a website, no sale. So I didn't bother to add the title or link, to save myself having to fend off complaints that I was once again, as I do every single time I blog or comment, trying to advertise. roll eyes

Blindfold, please. And can I have one last cigarette before I am executed?

smoking
Molly, yeah, I also counted on my fingers. So long as we find people within the next few weeks or months I think we should be okay uh oh

Cork biltong, eh? How does it compare? daydream
laugh Nice bit o writing that.thumbs up
Maybe if Molly unblurred herself that might speed things up.
conversing
I have a few months yet laugh


I don't know. I don't like Biltong blues
If Molly unblurred herself she'd be flattened in the rush. How shall I solve my problem, though?

I suppose I could until a week before the deadline, then grab Tru and hold him up as a human sacrifice shield, that's what I'll do.

Sorry Tru but - meat, poison - all just a matter of perception, you know. grin
Irish Philistine snooty

How can anyone not like chewing endlessly with aching jaws on dried meat?
Peds, what does me unblurring myself have to do with the price of butter?

Or do I have to read back all the posts? mumbling
Read back you lazy..........tongue
... or at least show a leg, I did.
I DON'T THINK confused sarcasm becomes you Biff roll eyes

Or Or ????
I certainly am enjoying my bit of cake thoughrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
24 whole hours?
jaw drop





Tell me, are your fantasies always blurred?writing
....... alright 16 hours.conversing
biff..this will make your mouth water......*Boerewol,s sausages......how yummy........thumbs up
Not below the waist Molly..................................super
Peds, considering you seem to sleep around 16 hours every night, that time will go past quickly grin
hi biff....would you like your dried meat chewed///?????????dunno .rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing giggle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>super
Peds, not 'sleep around'

rolling on the floor laughing
snooty Eight hours. ( that's sleep ), the other 8, I will
be in an Alpha state.
Safe herestuck I was threatened with strangulation.conversing
I saw


I was never really into the whole pulling pigtails in the playground thing (probably because my pigtails were never pulledcrying ) but I can't figure out are all the bloggers pulling each others pigtails at the moment, or is it pure vitriol.
Peds, an alpha state sounds promising batting yeah I know, I know, you're negotiating with Irish


Tru, if you could make droewors or biltong you would go as much as 30 points up on my personal scale of extreme attractiveness. batting
Red - very good cake too rolling on the floor laughing
wave Biff, not. Bad day for women hereblues Their claws
need clipping.
Molly, the pigtail pulling is because there is something of a shortage of male flirts to distract us? Makes you realize what the plotting and tension must be like in a harem help

But then I'm an hour behind the times because of blah blah blah blahblah blah blah with BFF and who knows what new devilment is afoot. Off to the blogs popcorn
Tru, dry old meat will never be on my plate. I prefer a succulent young steak grin
Wiz, no one scratched you, did they? How DARE they!
Jaysus my if I don't have something to distract me, I read a book laugh
biff...then put me up 30 points......droewors/biltong.....yes. but alas no smoke house..now...(flavor)professor
Molly I'd recommend one but ... grin
Smokehouse, eh? cordon bleu stuff!

The million-dollar question is, did you use spek professor
Molly, er, shouldn't that be get them off? uh oh
Biff, on before off.
A little bit of decorum please professor
mollybaby.......Biltong...would be wasted on you.....meat is like a fine wine.....done right/its delious. or just be happy with plonk......as in your case......snooty snooty giggle giggle giggle
Tru, obviously I'm not a connoisseur like you moping


I'll stick to the wine mumbling


laugh
Molly, somehow I suspect Tru is always wearing them.

Just in case.

He's a tru boy scout
Molly, no

However making sure spek was used in the droewors is haggling for a man who pays tru attention to detail grin
biff....spek. as you know is smoked bacon....and here in britain there are some very good smoked bacon to be had....just a name.cheers
Aha idea

Ulterior motives are good devil
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