What now ???
As I'm not having any luck on CS finding the perfect woman , or it seems any woman for that matter I thought I would try other oprions .A friend set me up with a blind date and it was all going well until her seeing eye dog bit my hand and pissed up my leg
Then I thought I would try speed dating
Put on my profile that I can c*m in 30 seconds .as speed dating is all about doing the job and moving on to the next ....
But no offers so far
Lastly I heard about Tinder and met up with a nice woman .after a few drinks I must have passed out because I woke up to the sound of 2 stones being banged together, being covered in a shower of sparks and a womans voice saying "burn you bastard"
Guess I didn't read the meaning of the word " Tinder "
Tinder :
dry, flammable material, such as wood or paper, used for lighting a fire.
Lucky I'm such a wet fish
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And the 2nd degree burns scab over
I will start working on my stamina...
When I manage to improve my staying power to double the current time I will try again
Have you been sick?
Don't lie for him!
Silly Billy
tell you what, though, I heard of this new invention where these geezers take our DNA, right, and then tweak it oh so slightly - you know, add a Y, or overwrite the Y with a second X. They are then promising to super-speed the growth of the baba so in a few months you could have literally your perfect woman (and me my perfect bloke)
Only problem with the speeding up is they can't then slow it down, the perfect partner continues to age pretty rapidly but hey. Order another!
You in? A couple development charges, perhaps but worth it at the price. WE'RE worth it
I'm collecting DNA as I type this.
Always confuses me when someone comes onto a blog to say 'leave me alone'. Er .... what?
Blue's blog...this devil has been trolling me around.
I'm here to squish you, you little blue eyed fish.