Schmokin Hot...
Years ago, I came across a dating site that had video chat rooms.I think the way the interface worked was someone would open a room and they would be the operator of the room. We could see the operator but not the other people in the room. I'm guessing only the operator had windows for all the people in the room. However, everyone in the room shared the same text board, so we could see what everyone was saying (with exception to the private chats) to the operator and other members.
Typically, it was pretty young women running the chat rooms and (naturally) their audience was guys. The operator had the ability to boot people if they said something annoying.
One woman in her 40's often ran a video chat. No one believed her age or her looks. She had a rock solid body and cleavage that could raise the dead! I recall her wearing spaghetti strap tank tops and loving every minute of it and not shy either. She did ask the audience if they thought she was hot and one reply came back "Darlin' you're schmokin"
I often use that phrase and slur the word smoking the same way it's spelled. Schmokin!
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