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Thanks Google

So I'm currently at a coffee shop and enduring the presence of two obnoxious human beings and the louder of the two is apparently ah...transitioning. I put in my ear buds and play some loud music to drown out the distraction but you know what? f*ck t

South Park's Man/bear/pig

It's uncharacteristic, but it seems that Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, have reversed their stance on a particular topic. A man/bear/pig was used to represent the absurd probability of human influence on climate change.

The Superbowl Kid

It seems so long ago now that a virtually unknown back-up QB for the New England Patriots replaced an injured Drew Bledsoe. The rest, as they say, is history. Of course, I'm referring to Tom Brady. Tom Terrific. Touchdown Tommy. The G.O.A.T. At a

Flip Flop

The New England Patriots have done it again, folks! Who would believe that after all these years, they could inspire yet another drunken brawl on the streets of Boston? I ask myself "what kind of an a**hole am I anyway?". I mean, I'm still a fan

A familiar pattern here on the blog page

For those who manage to evade the constant bombardment of caustic shyte flinging, attention whoring, self promotion and the inexhaustable blathering of one's misguided ideologies....I applaud you.

I'm building a wall

....and Mars is going to pay for it. Well not immediately because it's not populated or anything, but in like 243 years after it's colonized by tax-paying, genetically-modified human/ferret hybrids. Also, with the money saved by not paying useles

If you're a hypocrite and you know it...

clap your hands... Is that thunderous applause I hear? I didn't think so. I see it. I feel it. I know it about myself but I'm seemingly unable to stop it. What I can do though is pause, breathe...and try not to give in to knee-jerk emotional r

I think I figured it out

I think that I first have to post and then include pics using the edit feature? I would have asked but I think it's bad blog etiquette and maybe even against the rules. Testing 1 2 3.... https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/23/blog46894

Service Animals 2

I'm unable to rely on my sense of smell which Is unfortunate since I'm simultaneously suffering from a gastrointestinal disorder. The severity of said disorder can best be detected via the quality of the gas I'm producing which I can't distinguish du

You know you've made it when?

My partner in crime just sent me a picture of a tattoo which in itself is not remarkable. What is though... is that it's a design that I created for our t-shirts and our 'brand'. It also wouldn't be remarkable if it was one of us that got it tattooed

Once upon a Time in Hollywood

I just checked out the trailer for this movie and I'll probably go see it when it hits theaters. In fact, I think I'll see it at the theater that's in one of the scenes from the trailer. (@0:43) https://youtu.be/Scf8nIJCvs4 I watched while

What do you get when.....

You take one mechanical pencil, one piece of paper, 10 milligrams of thc, and a couple hours? Sometimes I just draw. Many times it starts with an eye...and just happens. When I come out of my trance, I get something like this.

Too Soon?

I want Louie back

Louis CK. You may love him, hate him, or not know who he is at all. He's mostly known as a comedian and a pervert. This shouldn't really surprise anyone who is familiar with his material though. He got caught up in the "me too" dragnet but his s

My Personal Mission Statement

I'll do good deeds like changing your tire...and for twenty bucks I'll even tighten the lug nuts. If I find a lost wallet, I promise to drop it in a mailbox after taking only half of the money. I'll pray for the godless heathens....but I'm n

This Site Is F'n Awesome!

I can't believe the luck I'm having here and with smart, attractive women who aren't even half my age! Today is a particularly lucky day for me. I got mail from a model, dancer, and apparent Instagram celebrity. I know this because after a quick

Robby the robot is our friend!

I'll just say this: The torch has been passed to, and firmly grasped by the next generation.... "workers should be "excited" about having their jobs automated, but were not because of larger systemic issues in American society. “We should be e

NOOOOoooooOOoo!

I have been lying awake at night...my mind racing. Trying to be productive, trying to stay focused. I had invested so much emotionally that I would start trembling and sweating just thinking about it. Then...the news broke, and my deepest fear became

I was going to write a blog....

But the topic is a sensitive one for me and I'm not ready to spill my blood and guts on these pages just yet so here's a little something I whipped up in the meantime. https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/24/blog47150.jpg[/i

Russia is building a wall!

Breaking News: Vladimir Putin has ordered the construction of a wall along Russia's closest border with the United States. Mr. Putin's translated address to the Russian people, "The Bering Strait is a natural border between Russia and the stat

Who should I hate today?

Whether it's the media, politicians, or self-interested shills, there always seems to be someone trying to influence my opinion and to persuade me to choose their 'side'. Everywhere I turn there's someone trying to tell me what is good and what

Will it ever go away?

I'm not referring to a goiter, a urinary tract infection or herpes flare-up. No, I'm talking about the craving I have for a smoke. I average a couple of cigarettes a week or so and I'm currently about 10 days without one but the craving won't die. Ma

North Hollywood Shootout

I learned from an Uber driver yesterday that I'm currently about three blocks from the scene of the crime. I remember it well and at the time I thought how oddly appropriate that it happened in Hollywood since to me it looked like a movie. But in thi

All Wrong

Did you ever start doing something when you suddenly realize that you've completely messed up? Yeah, me either.... well until just now. So I'm drawing a gymnast and not thinking at all apparently. Then it occurs to me just how wrong the body is f

Goofin' off

Not much to see here, folks. Just having some fun. Now that I look at it, I think I should have drawn a larger...um Belly button.

Hodgepodge

I was on YouTube and watching videos on everything from art/guitar building to DIY rhinoplasty when I looked in the 'related' column and saw "WORST art restoration fails" with this thumbnail https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/24/blog475

Circular Alliances in CS Blogland

It's a well-known fact that people whose names start with A-M are the smartest and I can retrieve dozens of YouTube videos to back my claim--and those whose names start with N-Z are not only stupid, but smell like feet. Does anyone see the probl

Stepping on hot coals

I'm disenchanted with America's favorite pastime. No, not baseball. I'm talking about meddling. If it's not Iraq, it's Iran. If it's not Libya, It's Yemen. If it's not Chile, it's Venezuela. And so it goes... I'm thinking of changing my Facebook

Detached

Blog Prophecy

I posted a "blog" and an accompanying video that I considered to be harmless. I suggested that it was something offensive and of a pornographic nature and because the link didn't have a thumbnail, it was really up to the reader to click on it or not.

The World Hates Us

Yes, it's spreading. The hostility between people who want to fight over "paper or plastic" has somehow permeated the crust of the earth we inhabit and by default, all of it's creatures. If mountains aren't killing people, flesh-eating viruses a

She's Getting Suspicious

"Last week she asked why my sleep number was set to 'Just Right'"

Earth Shake

At about 10:35am PCT the ground beneath began to oscillate. I was helpless to do anything about it and briefly wondered if it would end with me digging myself out from a pile of rubble...or just end. Lights out. Anyway, it was a little one and on

"See" if this doesn't Grab your Eye

I call it ummm..."eye-hand coordination".

Happy 42nd B-day Touchdown Tommy!

August already, and father time is breathing down Tom Brady's neck! No matter what happens this season, Tom Brady has surpassed all expectations and has made it almost awkward to be a fan. I usually root for the underdog, but with the Pats, I couldn'

Nostalgic Itch

I've seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood a couple of times now and I'm sure I missed plenty of Easter eggs. It got me thinking about the influence that movies and television had on my childhood and those thoughts eventually brought me back to an old i

There Was A Trivial Man...

...who led a trivial life. Why Ex Yay Zee. This is my contribution to society. It all started with W. Phonetically: "double you". That's three syllables, right? How many other letters in the English alphabet have three syllables? And ho

Richest States And Cities In America

Cut and pasted slanted BS. The ones that do it count on you being as stupid as they are. Just google for yourself, folks! Sleight of hand, unless you're a magician doing it for entertainment, is another form of lying. Only liars woul

I too...have been a victim

I don't like to talk about it much and prefer to suffer in silence...plus, there's like a 4 month waiting list for therapists in LA! Yes, I've been victimized by the bad man. Just thinking about it....I'm fighting back tears as I type. So many ni

Xi See The Future

The Great Gatsby

It was the best of times... Wait, before I start I really need to go take a dump. You see, I woke up constipated. Must have been the Mexican I ate last night. She was really short. Her name is consuelo. *crickets* Anyway, just two