This Site Is F'n Awesome!
I can't believe the luck I'm having here and with smart, attractive women who aren't even half my age!Today is a particularly lucky day for me. I got mail from a model, dancer, and apparent Instagram celebrity. I know this because after a quick Google image search, I found her bio.
My profile is admittedly vague and yet she finds me interesting. She's clearly clairvoyant as well as smart and beautiful! This site rocks!
Just as I was getting ready to mail her back with all my personal info, I got another mail:
"This to officially inform you that your username has been picked as one of the best profile of the year, and you have won the total sum of 500,000.00dollars as one of the lucky winners of the 2019 Promotion with (REF NO:3432). (BATCH NO:THD54). You are advised to contact Mr. Jackson Hudson Smith via email:(microsoftagent9@gmail.com) contact him now and get back to me for more information, make sure you keep your winning information confidential, Thanks,"
Holy shit, This is the best day ever!!!
Comments (5)
I just checked your profile , would you really date an 18 year old?
I wouldn't pay too much attention to my profile info....since I didn't even bother to modify the default ages. But now that you point that out, I'm sure that's the reason I'm getting so lucky!
Thank you CS!