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Cyber Monday saleHave you done any shopping yet during this Cyber Monday sale? I got few items in my mind and gotta act on it. My son and I went Black Friday shop...

Why men shouldn't write advice columns

SleepersWell, some come here to CS for 'Lurv," and finding none within reach, move on to other things. Others, however, are reliable -- like clockwork -- i...

Somebody throw in the towel !You know , the thing the thing man. All men (and women) are created equal...

You believe this...you will believe anything..hahahaA woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps...

Honest man $7500/...hahahaA man finds a wallet with $7000 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $500 re...

Very old one...but..still good..More humour for us because we all need that right now... A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken d...

Ooops!! Keith has some explaining to do!!..A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?" she a...

Who are the biggest marxist in the blogs?I am just curious. Please stand up and be counted for....

prescription only works.....hahahaA nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy so...

Kids exploring ancient ruins

7 x 13 = 28

BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Rittenhouse is acquittedKENOSHA, WI—Black Lives Matter activists across the country are looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Kyle Rittenhouse is acquitted....

Apparently we are all living inside a Hollywood fictional movie.According to certain members here, they have proof that Hollywood storylines have become reality, so we have luminescent proteins coursing through our...

That’s where we are headed.......CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google...

If you are looking for Granny...I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless phot...

I just don't believe it....hahahaA farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day,...

Laughing. Is... a good medicine...... 1. What's the difference between stress, tension, panic and tragedy. . ?Stress is when wife is pregnant;? ?Tension is when girlfriend is pregna...

She A. Clever manipulator...Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. J...

Missing in action. Royal Marines make mockery of...

Are you really ready to get married?During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When...

Dark Skin...

The Nagging Farmer's WifeAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about someth...

Then the officer fainted!!!One day, the police raided a whole group of pro*stitutes at a se*x party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside and had all...

Oops! He ain't going to that bar!!So a couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and pa...

Hey ! You never know, he might try this next :)Yesterday from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official...

5 Types of Neighbors

The Guide to being 'Woke'Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else.

Panic At White House As All The Stores Are Out Of DependsWASHINGTON, D.C.—Anonymous sources are reporting heightened stress in the hallways of the White House. One source close to the Biden family revealed t...

I loved President Reagan!!One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm...

Verdict?……NOT GUILTY!!!!???? LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT ???? Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you...

Whoops he got caught....A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vag*ina" She slams the door in disgust and t...

smart old man, played his cards safe...A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to bu...