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Like... you know?
People say the word 'like' too often in a sentence and sometimes it's followed by 'you know' Expect 'an-duh' or uhh... to be part of that too. People do this... like all the time... you know? I listen to local radio on the way to work (WBGG) and
A Few Smiles
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doi
THE WOODEN TOILET SEAT
The train raced onward through the night, chugging power and a sense of purpose. Molly and Jack were stuck on the crossing. Molly died instantly but Jack lived another 23 years. He said he'd been quite attached to his legs but both had to be amput
Bird15691 , Where Are You ?
More About Me I enjoy long walks on the beach, just a few feet behind young couples that want their privacy, yelling personal insults at small wild animals, pitting my arms in battle against each other, cooking for anorexics, and dog sledding, (not
Winter or Summer...
On the subject of relationships... with the exception of a relation that goes stale, as long as things are going good and there are no conflicts, relationships can survive for years. Change an important factor (loss of a job, health issue, etc.) and
Possible side effects...
I sometimes 'go off on a tangent' reading medical reports and studies on medicines. I have no desire to be a pharmacist but it intrigues me how pharmaceutical companies get many of their test results. Get this... they often use humans! Is that funny
Photo Caption Contest - The Oops Bridge
Sometimes things do won't out according to plan. The following picture, that I saw recorded such a discovery. Have some fun offering some captions for the photo, if you like. My first offering will be; "So, what's the problem guys. Get ba
I got pulled over for speeding...
On the way back from the Mexican shoemaker 'Zapatos' I had my new boots on and suddenly I see some blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. It was the police signaling me to pull over. I did and he told me to present my driver's license, registra
Christian Subject Matter
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not r
Where's the Rogue
Enquiring minds want to know. I'm jonesing - need a fix please
The Virgosign on a typo
A bit on the lighter side of life today. Do you kick yourself when you message anybody and message goes out with a typo ? Or worse, you write if well and the internal autocorrect programme changes a word and so the whole message might look ridiculous
Cough, cough...
It was uncle Jason's 93rd birthday and we all gathered around a cake to celebrate. He got out of the hospital just last week as his Emphysema was getting the best of him. If you know uncle, he's a real trooper and insisted to be released against doct
This will change everything !
Presenting the...... . . . . Tear Only it, can prevent forest fires AND "tastes great !"
Words
George Carlin on the use of unnecessary words. Some are a bit salty.
Be Afraid, be VERY Afraid ! lol
Only 1 hour ago in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says It’s a Very Scary Time for Men, Because Women Can Vote Them Out of Office By Andy Borowitz 10:30 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Re
Things that don't go together...
Years ago, I formulated a list of things that (I believe) don't go together. The list disappeared, so I'm starting over again. Pineapple on Pizza. Seriously, that got started when someone was stoned on pot and while phoning in an order coul
Clooney heading for divorce?
If Clooney can't keep his woman, all us men are in trouble.
"Gee, do you think they have insurance ?"
Or make your own photo caption(s). Here's the photo;
Putin is FURIOUS !! lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report Putin Furious at Saudis for Using His Puppet Without Permission By Andy Borowitz October 17, 2018 MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—The Russian President, Vladimir Putin, is “absolutely furiou
Photo Caption Contest - cat
Have some fun creating some captions for the following photo, if you like. My first one is....."Please don't go get a dog. We really don't need one."
Trump's new edition
Finally, the truth is beginning to be revealed; https://ecp.yusercontent.com/mail?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.newyorker.com%2Fphotos%2F5bbb690c6b21c92d2a8fad62%2Fmaster%2Fw_1120%252Cc_limit%2FDC100818.jpg&t=1539036686&ymreqid=b402ec86-5f86-6540
Pearls of Wisdom
Pearls of Wisdom: 1. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 3. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
Adam & Eve
No, it wasn't Trump They Found the Guy.... Lucky Fooker...
We Have An Ogre In Our Midst
He's bald, fat, big tummy, hairy, with big ears full of shites not wax, disgustingly rotten from the inside to the outside, has 12" toadstool but unlike Shrek who is likable and likes to keep his own space, our ogre here is very intrusive, disrupti
Hope This Joke Isn't Too Old
Senior Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I
Funny Johnny Carson's quips...
Two generations stayed up late watching Johnny Carson host of the Tonight Show. I remember friends repeating some of the funny things he said. If you know the show, his side kick and co-host Ed McMahon would often lead Johnny into something funny.
I suppose it was my fault
The other night my girlfriend got unusually quiet. I thought, "Uh oh ! She must be in one of those moods". But then, I realized that, I had accidently handed her a glue stick, instead of Chapstick. Whoops !
Silly Ribbit! Treks Are For Kids!
Some of you may remember this from long ago, on another matchup site, but then again some of you might not. This is posted in memory of Bruce, AKA Words Of Wit, from one of those previous sites. It's been lovely here on the lily pad the past w
A love story to bring a tear to your eye
Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah
About last night lol
Colbert's monologue in 2 parts;
"7 Stunning Women for Every Man"
Yep. That's the tagline of the ad I saw on my laptop screen after answering an email on here moments ago. Despite the photo of the lovely lass, I said, "Nope. Not for me" instantly. :no: First of all, 7 women would be exhausting.
This one will tug at even the coldest of hearts …
Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing, the horizontal streaming rain, flying roofing iron
James Taylor updates his 1970 song 'Fire and Rain'.
Don't worry sensitive little peeps It is not political.
Recently pardoned turkey found dead after claiming to have dirt on Clinton
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed Monday. The official cause of death was suicide, though the bullet wounds were in the back
Photo Caption Contest - Shocking !
This one ought to be good. Have fun adding as many captions for the following photo, as you like. My first caption; "You want to put THAT in my....WHAT ?!?!?" Here's the photo; https://short-funny.com/funny-pi
Trump - "The only man who can bring down a funeral." lol
Here's Colbert's monologue from last night in 2 parts; Part 1;
Romance....
A lot of Girls think that guys have little or no idea about romance.... this short 42 second clip should prove them wrong..... .......
A Rapturous escape ? lol
Satire from the Borowitz Report Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has requested that Jesus Christ rapture him up before
Trump's new 'chief of staff' lol
Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Names TV Remote New Chief of Staff By Andy Borowitz December 10, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Having been turned down by several previous choices
Photo Caption Contest - Bear back porch door
Hey, you know the drill by now. Have fun adding your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you would like. Or just chuckle at any that you do like posted by someone else. https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U8YkZS2a3Ig/V1sQ3jeG-