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Just Don't Make Sense
Its ok for a dog to sniff another dog's a** but when I try it, the dog bites me!
Pathetic
Lol to this site ??it's so funny to read some of the comments On this site
Puns
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole. At the supermarket
jokes copy paste
Puns and Other Groaners The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only
To Make You Smile :) :)
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' _____________________________
Ify Puns
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4. It's not t
Travel Plans
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. ? ? Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito . I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. The
More Puns
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette. Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air. What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. A man noted for telling puns
Missing wife................
A Texan went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.... Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five
Why I never buy from lay's
'Cause they are very forgetful. Fortunately - there still exist some nice potato wafer makers with excellent memories. http://4.bp.blogspot.co
Will Rogers...With Your Spurs On
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two
Gosh, It just disappeared???
Where Are You Politically? Church and politics. I avoid them both religiously. Unfortunately, I can no more separate myself from politics than humans can separate themselves from nature. It's just not possible. It's up to me to do what I can t
15 Funny Cat Sayings
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet. Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as
Eureka!! I Found The Reason!
A recent inventory of the parts of our blog press revealed that most of the parts were either missing or unserviceable and I must make an urgent appeal to all the guilty parties to return those parts so we can get the blog press running on all cylind
lol
Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an
Marriage
Ogden Nash To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; Whenever you're right shut up. Bill Cosby For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle th
Horoscopes Reloaded 1
Sometimes a person can run out of ideas to blog about. When you are a compulsive blogger as I am and just have to blog, you can come up with the most boring themes. Today is such a day and I thought it well to give you my take on people bor
I Love Jokes and Riddles
Hillary is lying in bed wide-eyed one night, and starts poking Bill in the back. "Wake up," she says. Bill just turns over and groans. Again, she pokes him the back and says, "Bill, wake up!" "What do you want?" he grunts in a sleepy voice. "I'm goin
Chuckles
“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I mu
Horoscopes Reloaded 2
Any resemblance between real people and these horoscopes are absolutely intentional. As promised, today we can have a look at bulls and twins. And as with the previous, I relied on cutting and pasting to some extend. Tau
Well Now
I was just looking at my photo ratings and this dog photo actually has a higher rating than my real photo's Now if that don't tell me something, I don't know what will lol
B-days and Reunions!
I knew this man Johnny from my high school days in Ordway, Colorado where I attended school for 11 years. Well, as they always do the years passed by and lots of life happened. Some good and some bad. B-days and classmates slipped away and I never ga
What Kind Of Weather Do You Like?
Today, the weather is terrible where I live! It has been snowing and blowing since late last night! Blizzard conditions with major whiteouts! Cannot drive any place because of the whiteouts and drifting snow! It is a "balmy" 12 degrees F o
Twenty Questions
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil Th
New
Hellooooooooooooooo!!! I'm new here Guidance needed, thank you Oh! And also, be gentle with me please?
Jokes fresh in by email. Thought of you straightaw
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later......'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad......' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I ha
Puddles
Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out
Why Some Men Have Dogs....And Not Wives
----- 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents n
This House Is Haunted!
Last evening I paid a courtesy visit to the elderly couple who bought my house last year. I should have done it earlier but I have been so busy lately that I forgot to get around to it. I was received rather stiffly but they invited me
Don't Make a Fuss About Valentine's Day
Background My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought that counts. Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she di
Perhaps the biggest mystery of all mankind
So I hop out of the shower. Standing naked in front of the mirror, I start brushing my teeth. Okay, next, I grab for the Q-tips. You know, you gotta keep your ears clean. Following all that, I grab my pit spray. Spraying my pits, it hits me. W
You Don’t Understand Us.
The other day somebody posted a blog about what women really mean when they say something. I’m afraid we also have such a ‘secret code’ and to eliminate some of the confusion, I thought it wise to list some of these phrases. Yo
Lighten Up The Blogs
Black & White?" Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." said the mother. The child
Little Humor
Q: What do you call a dog who can do magic? (scroll down) A: Labracadabrador
Forrest Gump Dies
The day finally arrived.Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well,Forrest, it is cert
see my lover photo......
finally... I love him truly sincerely...........everyone can see my lover i do not mind... https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3p0iiXQOKqGsYYYp5ZtDJ9v3HDpg681hDtfI6RwYUjeJ0o6MT
Harry Goes To The Doctor
Harry had been feeling sick lately and was finally convinced to see the Doctor after his wife Suzy’s urging. After a thorough examination, and much thought, the Doctor was ready to tell Harry and a very worried Suzy, his prognosis. Harry was too stre
Talking To Yourself?
Do you talk to yourself? I grew up believing that it is the first sign of insanity but apparently it is not so bad. Only when you have full conversations with yourself, you need to get worried. It may be a sign of schizophrenia. Normal con
Anyone watched this?
On the way to school today I heard too much of news regarding to Oscars 2015 from yesterday... Any one here watched this and what do you think?
ROLL CALL!!...
Ok...Ok, a CS female is missing here therefore, let's all line-up for roll call. Maybe then we will find out whose missing and put out an APB on her. Unless she has pulled a Bruce Jenner on us All we know for now is, that she is female, an
ROLL CALL!!...
Ok...Ok, a CS female is missing here therefore, let's all line-up for roll call. Maybe then we will find out whose missing and put out an APB on her. Unless she has pulled a Bruce Jenner on us All we know for now is, that she is female, an
The Demented Snow Shoveler
December 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we f