Gentlejim

unknown, Wisconsin, USA

Feb 2015

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Twenty Questions

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

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namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA

Feb 5, 2015●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments

Why did the Octopus cross the street?..............

GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA

Feb 5, 2015●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments

Following the chicken.

namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA

Feb 5, 2015●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments

Nope.....He wanted to get to the Other Tide...

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johnjjm●co westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland

Feb 5, 2015●5 Blogs●1,312 Comments

best way to catch rabbit is to shake salt on his tail

Ummka●Kokshetau, Kazakhstan

Feb 5, 2015●21 Blogs●1,619 Comments

It is possible to say yes good humour. With your permission I will add.

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1. Why we press more strongly the buttons of the panel at which batteries sit down? 2. For what will sterilize needles by which do lethal injections? 3. When to leave from the ship to a rat if she is a captain? 4. If there are housewives, means somewhere have to be and wild? 5. What will be if you are frightened to death twice?

GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA

Feb 5, 2015●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments

I heard the same thing JJ. Have you ever done that?

GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA

Feb 5, 2015●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments

Ummka,

namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA

Feb 5, 2015●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments

How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus Laugh?...................."Ten" "Tacles".....

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johnjjm●co westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland

Feb 5, 2015●5 Blogs●1,312 Comments

immstill trying to catch one

Ummka●Kokshetau, Kazakhstan

Feb 5, 2015●21 Blogs●1,619 Comments

The cat all the time falls on paws, and sandwich oil down. And what happens if to a cat on a back oil up to attach sandwich and to drop it?

wallops1964●Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England UK

Feb 5, 2015●24 Blogs●2,327 Comments

Always nice to have some laughter...

Love blogs that are just fun and entertaining

thanks GJ.

Hi everyone

hope your days been a good one.. I've had a super day!!!!!

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Feb 5, 2015●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

Some good ones Jim!

Great to hear wallops

Some cup cakes for you and everyone.

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wallops1964●Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England UK

Feb 5, 2015●24 Blogs●2,327 Comments

KN....

you have made MY DAY!!!!!!!

CUP CAKES!!!

wish Mimi was here to have some with us

They look delicious... than you

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Feb 5, 2015●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

I saw Mimi earlier somewhere else.

There can never be anything bad with sugar in it.

Have a lovely weekend.

Love the pic below btw.

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wallops1964●Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England UK

Feb 5, 2015●24 Blogs●2,327 Comments

For sure that isn`t ME!!!!! Never looked so good. Like my cake too much

I would sooner have a cup cake I have just resigned myself to that fact

The blogs just aren`t the same without Mimi though... are they

Where is

tonight too..

Did you have a fabby birthday KN and are you still enjoying it?

In our house birthdays often last a week... we love to celebrate.. anything

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Feb 5, 2015●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

I so needed this my friend.

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Feb 5, 2015●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

I'm going 3 times a week to the gym and not looking like that yet.

What would life be without some sugar.

Why is Mimi not back yet?

I was hoping to see her back here earlier. We have to keep the cupcakes going.

Birthday starts in 25 minutes, will have a family party on Sunday and meeting up with a few friends for a drink tomorrow - I usually like to cook and have people over, but have to go up to the airport during the night. Looking forward to see the whole crew on Sunday.

Have a lovely weekend wallops.

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Feb 5, 2015●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

It's bril P isn't it?

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Feb 5, 2015●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

Thanks wallops,

I'll do my best!

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Feb 6, 2015●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

The blog under this didn't like comments basically saying that there might be a reason (his behaviour) that he didn't get replies.

My last reply to him was deleted.

Isn't it nice to be able to laugh and enjoy life P?

GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA

Feb 6, 2015●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments

Hi everyone!

I am glad everyone enjoyed the blog! Like many of you, I like comedy over seriousness!

EVERYONE HAVE A FAB DAY!

namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA

Feb 6, 2015●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments

And one more for you Jim..............."How do you top a Car?".................................................................................."You Tep on the Brake Tupid!"..........................

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