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The most powerful way to win an argument is by asking questions. It can make people see the flaws in their logic.

The lyrics in his or her favorite song express everything that he or she struggle to say or express to others.

Two types of people who cannot look at in the eyes: Someone trying to hide a lie or someone trying to hide a love.

Those who are constantly accusing others are often the ones doing exactly what they are accusing others of doing.Keep in mind.

Generally, You should never forget what a person says to when angry because that's when the truth finally comes out.

When a person laughs too much,even one stupid things .That person is sad inside deep.When a person sleeps a lot that person is lonely.

Shy people are smarter than more trustworthy.

If you feel somebody is giving you a fake number, read it back to them incorrectly. See if they correct you are.

Listen carefully to how a speaks about other people to you. This is exactly how they will speak about you to other people.

Someones who become angry easily, over silly things, subconsciously desires to be loved.

Men or women who listen to similar music tent to be better communicators and have long lasting relationships.

Psychologically damaged people tend to be the strongest because they know they can survive anything. Pain strengthens the mind.

People don't listen to the smartest person in the room, they listen to however, acts as if they know what's right,according to study.

80% women use silence to express pain. You know she is truly heart when she chooses to ignore you.

Find out who has a crush on you: when laugher breaks out in a group,individuals look toward the group member they feel closest to.

People who walk at a quicker pace are generally seen as more confident and happier than those who walk at a slower pace.

It's impossible to remain angry at someone you truly love. Anger lasting for more than 3 days indicates that you are not in love.

When someone refuses to tell you what's wrong,you tend to things it's your fault.

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I've noticed that some of our bloggers, especially the newer ones, do not use emoticons. Which makes me Emoticon BTW.
Some of these poor souls resort to such lame substitutes as :-) or lol.
Who, I ask, would use :-) if they could use ? Or lol instead of ?

Then it came to me! These oppressed souls do not CHOOSE second class substitutes for emoticons.
NO! They feel this has been forced upon them by a type of caste system!

If their device doesn't allow them access to CS.com, they are forced to use CS mobi. And CS mobi doesn't have EMOTICONS!
It's TRUE!!

I say ENOUGH!!
Downtrodden mobi masses rise up!
Claim the emoticons as YOURS, and not just the exclusive property of the CS.com elite!!
No more sitting in the back of the bus without even a comfort emoticon to keep them company!!

So, my radicalized mobi brothers and sisters, HOW do we redistribute the emoticon wealth?
I'm glad you asked!
We claim our share of the emoticon pie thru...STEALTH!!

Here's how scorned mobi users can liberate the emoticons...
When a .com user clicks on an emoticon such as it appears in the text as wow between two :...:. Something like : wow : - only without the spaces between wow and the two :s . So, if a downtrodden mobi user TYPES IN wow between two colons ( : wow : only leave out the spaces) it appears in his/her blog/comment as
This also works when composing your profile narratives & private mails
Yes! Really!
......

But, sez you, how do I know what word to type in to get the desired emoticon?
I'm glad you asked, sez I!

There are two ways...
Ask one of your CS.com elite friends to send you a list of the words and the emoticons they will create.
However, the downtrodden person may be so looked down upon as to have no CS.com elite friends.
They must resort to...subterfuge!

When you, a downtrodden mobi user, see one of the prized emoticons denied you, simply touch or click on it until the options appear.
Then touch/click 'save image'.
The emoticon will be downloaded as THE WORD!!
VOILA!!
The emoticon has been successfully liberated from the exclusive country club of the CS.com elite!!

MOBI USERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR LAME ;-) AND lol!
YOU HAVE A WORLD OF EMOTICONS TO GAIN!
CLICK ON!!...


Emoticons!!! ...

Yes.
I know what y'all are thinking. A monument should be built to honor a friend of the people...who set the emoticons free for the mobi masses!!


The freedom of the emoticons is reward enough!

Thats what I do.
Because that's who I am.

...As I've said, forget about the small stuff. Hanging chads and so on. Turning away the odd voter who hasn't voted yet. Only 500 votes in question enough for a consideration by the SCOTUS. Only one (Florida) State. No,no,no.
In the age of IT, with voting equipment that is fully accessible, even from an off site location, many teens in their mom's basement could easily hack on in. If they can hack the Pentagon, well, and even major corporate headquarters. Much easier for someone with a machine official shop manual. And for a company corporate tech, well, a piece of cake.
But strategery was also involved, to make things far less suspicious.
So, also no need to alter votes everywhere, in fact, this is unadvised. Merely select the half dozen counties, in so many swing States, each with a major city of a million or so. Make over half of these predominantly negro in population. So in the unlikely case of being detected, all can cry RACISM.
Now, round midnight, with Red Man Bad far in the lead, it's then known just how much fiddling is needed, to come out with ten or twenty thousand more votes for sniffy, creepy, real racist, lunchbox Uncle Joe.
Then the fun work begins. Sure, the whole thing could be arranges by some clever hip keystrokes. And with unmarked vans arriving to election central sights in the wee hours. With access to monitoring personnel illegally barred.
No, the GOP/Dem local voting ratios are first gleaned from public records, so as to better mimic trends, while still assuring narrowly massaged victories for the crooks' side.

And I don't even know what I'm talking about. Just imagination, and inbred sociopathy.

I hear so many women complaining about how unloved they are. How their significant others are clueless on how to satisfy them. Even more surprising are their frustrations when their man cannot bring them to climax. It's very easy to satisfy your woman. You see, after licking her entire body from head to toe. Including placing your tongue between her a** and licking it. Nice, Slow. Methodical strokes. Then, proceed to licking her pu**y. Alongside both lips then, slowly with long strokes. From her a** all the way to her cl*t. Lick the cl*t softly, suck it, pressing you tongue atop it with a bit of pressure. Take two fingers n gently press against her vaginal wall, immediately inside her pu**y. Then, listen to her moans n screams. She might even squirt in you.

When we finally get to meet the women of our dreams we are often disappointed because the object in our dreams is not quite as she described herself in her profile. Now don’t get me wrong; I not saying that women are liars, they just speak a different language than men and we often interpret their jargon incorrectly. Please note that I’m not blaming the women for this, the problem is with us.

Ok ladies, this is where you get off the bus; this is for men only. If you read on, it will be at your own risk because this may get vulgar. Don’t complain about it later.

And now that the ladies have left us, I’ll try to give you guys a few guidelines on how to read female profiles. I cannot go through all of it but here are a few good examples of the phrases/words they use in their profiles to describe themselves and what they really mean. If the time permits we can look at what they expect in a partner at afterwards.

When they say – It actually translates to
Accommodating – I take in boarders
Athletic Body – I can lick you any day, so watch your step
Caring – I’m looking after my sickly mother who lives in
Decent – I only curse when it slips out.
Elegant – I usually overdress and overdo make-up
Enjoy good food – I expect to be treated on expensive meals
Flexible – I don’t really know what I want
Friendly – I’m a flirt
Good Humored – I like to hear new dirty jokes
Good Looking – I can see well without specs
Healthy Body – I’m HIV positive but on ARVs
Honest – I only lie when I have to
Like Traveling – I commute to work every day
Literate – I passed Grade 4
Love Animals – I hate men
Modest – I m not a good conversationalist
No Mental Issues – I just blame it all to PMS
Religious – You won’t have sex with me until you promise to marry me
Sensitive – I have a short temper
Serious – I cannot take a joke
Sociable – I play the field
Sophisticated – I drink cheap wine out of fancy glasses
Understanding – I speak several languages
Well Informed – I gossip all the time
Well Read – I have a lot of comic books
Witty – I know a lot of dirty jokes

Sorry guys, we’ll have to cut this short. I think our private meeting had been infiltrated because I can smell Malaysian cupcakes and Irish home baked scones.

Memorize these phrases and their true meanings and you will understand their profiles so much better. I hope it helps.


And as always, you don’t have to pay me for this most valuable advice. I render it as a free service in order to promote a better understanding between the genders.

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals,
kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities,
but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic
after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house............. and left it there all night.


I wonder if Mildred still gossips

Put down my first batch yesterday

And one tried making this or any other ?

You exchanged emails and photos with someone, one day you recognized that the person you are taking with actually is a scammer! He is NOT real! The photos he sent you are totally fake from someone he picked online while you sent him many photos of real your and your family, your life and your real photos!! :(

What should you do??

Feeling so silly... :(

I'm thinking of the right tools for the job.
Most of the vacuuming is done in my cleaning project, but the fine dust is more than my shop vac can handle. The whole place needs to be wet swabbed.
Should I get a string mop or a sponge mop with a squeeze handle at a cost of $50 with a bucket.
I ponder...
This is not my area of expertise !
The shop vac does wet or dry but I'm actually thinking to rent a carpet cleaner that sprays water.
A day's rental runs $75 or I can buy my own cleaner and use it as needed.
Hoover has an upright cleaner for $100 and a professional model for $150.
Really designed for carpet it has forced air to dry and I would think it would do the job on tile.
With the hose and upholstery attachment it's possible I could eliminate the need for a mop and bucket.

That said, I could eliminate one bucket off my bucket list!

I had an uncle who used his fork with the tines curved down. He was a fast eater and always seemed to take another bite of food before he was finished chewing the bite before it. The rest of my family held their forks with the tines curved up.

We grew up with Black & White TV and having seen many old movies, to me the only times I saw someone eating with the tines up was at home. My parents were friends with a Polish couple who owned a business in New Jersey and came to Florida during the winter. They also held their fork with the tines curved down.

Yesterday, I formulated this blog but ran out of time to do the research and post it. Again, pressed for time, I'll do a short version. My planned title was 'fork you' but 'fork it over' has some humor intended.

YouTube had dozens of videos about table manners and dining etiquette. The one I wanted to post ran on more than 10 minutes.

So... I selected a shorter one for this blog.

All the videos I reviewed said there are two basic styles of holding your fork European and American. Americans are the only ones who hold their forks tines up. I thought the description of how you need a knife to push food onto your fork for the European style sounded less efficient.
Here's my analogy. Winter is coming. Next time you have to shovel snow, I want you to hold the shovel with the curved side down and think about dinner!





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