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I actually slept through the night and woke in the morning lol.

Who is up for some bacon and eggs?

It's photos of yesterday...



Look alright after the collapsed the day before yesterday, right?

I do believe that I will be strong
I do believe that I will be OK...
Somewhere in this world, I still believe there is someone who loves me...
The only problem is: I don't know when I can find him?

When Someone Says Babies

Some bbq, wine, a big fat joint, and some music.

How about you?

Have u ever been to places before?
Share some pics

The sdventure u had

I will tell you the secret to surviving an encounter with a lion that I learned from a seasoned safari guide. A American lawyer in Zimbabwe told me.

Two lawyers are camping out on the savanna on their first trip to Africa. One lawyer wakes up in the tent to see his lawyer buddy frantically lacing up his running shoes.

"What are you doing?" he asks his friend.

"There's a lion outside the tent."

"Are you crazy? You can't outrun a lion."

"I don't have to outrun the lion. I just have to outrun you," says the lawyer to his friend.

Actually, the joke is on both of them. If these two lawyers knew what they were doing in the bush, they could both have survived their encounter with the lion.

What would you do it you was out there with your mate in the tent ?

When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business that I ran with 1,800 employees, all without a mobile phone that plays music, takes videos and photos and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed under pressure for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven children, their husbands,
13 grandchildren and 2 great-grandchildren could communicate with me in the modern way. I found out that with just something as simple as Twitter I
could use space with just 140 characters.

That was before one of my grandchildren saddled me for Tweeter, Tweetree, Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and Twittererific Tweetdeck, Twitpix and everything that sent a message to my mobile phone and any other program within the text World. My phone squeaked every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not willing to live like that. I keep my cell phone in the garage in my golf bag.

The children bought a GPS for my last birthday because they think I do not know the way to the grocery or library. I keep that in my toolbox with the Blue tooth [it's red] phone that I'm supposed to use when I drive. I wore it once and found myself in the vicinity of H & M when I spoke to my wife and everyone within 50 meters looked at me. I had to take off my hearing aid to use it, and I spoke a little loudly.The GPS was nice on my dashboard, but the lady of the GPS, who spoke, was the most annoying person I had come across for a long time. Every 10 minutes she said sarcastically, recalculate. You would think that she might be nicer. It was as if she could hardly tolerate me. She left a deep sigh to tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. If I then turned right, yes, it was not a good relationship.

When I really do not know the way anymore, I call my wife and tell her the name of the cross streets and if she starts to develop in the same tone as Gypsy, the GPS lady, I know at least that she loves meTo be completely candid, I still try to learn how to use the cordless phones in our house. We have it for 4 years now but I have not figured out how to operate three phones at the same time while I have to search under chair cushions and in bathrooms and check the dirty laundry baskets when the telephone rings.

The world is too complex for me. They even make me crazy when I go to the grocery store. You would think they could arrange something yourself but this sudden Paper or Plastic? whenever I have done my shopping. I bought a few of these cloth bags to avoid these kinds of questions, but I always forget to take them with me.

Now I throw it back to them. When they ask me, Paper or Plastic? I just say, it does not matter. I am bi-bagged. Then it is up to them to stare at me. I was recently asked if I tweeted. I answered, no, but I leave a lot of farts.

PS I know that not all of you are over 50, but it is meant for those who are.

We seniors no longer need gadgets. The remote control of the TV and the garage is just about everything that we can deal with.

But I will always feel the right to chicken done right
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hath chosen, and they hath chosen me) The tiny mouse can make the
elephant squirm but only the High Epoch can make it learn All of a
firefly laughs and subtly explodes oh my, that's, that's my toes Are
stones part of time, he wondered Twas Brillig and the slithy toves
Beyond the shady shadows there's but that is better than green.

Germanwings A320 aircraft flying from Barcelona to Düsseldorf goes down in southern French Alps with 148 on board A passenger plane flying from Barcelona to Düsseldorf has crashed in a remote and mountainous area of southern France.

Live Germanwings flight 4U9525 crashes in French Alps with 150 on board - live updates
Debris is located as French prime minister, Manuel Valls, says he fears up to 150 people have been killed
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The Airbus A320 making the flight for Lufthansa’s lowcost arm, Germanwings, crashed near the small mountain village of Barcelonette in the southern Alps with at least 144 passengers and six crew members on board.

Spain’s deputy prime minister said 45 passengers were believed to be Spanish nationals. A spokesman for France’s interior ministry said the passenger manifest was being verifieFlight 4U9525 disappeared off the radar at around 11.20am, Le Figaro reported. The plane dropped from 11,500 metres to 2,100 metres (38,000ft to 7,000ft) in nine minutes between 10.31am and 10.40am, air radar services said. Initial reports said a distress call was made by the pilots at 10.47am but French authorities later said this was not the case.

Sebastien Giroux, one of the first eyewitnesses, said he saw the aircraft flying very low. “There was no smoke or particular sound or sign of anything wrong, but at the altitude it was flying it was clearly not going to make it over the mountains,” he told BFM-TV. “I didn’t see anthing wrong with the plane, but it was too low.”

The plane crashed at 2,700 metres altitude in the Alps, in the commune of Méolans-Revel, an isolated area of small villages and hamlets that are difficult to reach. Debris is scattered over an area of 2 sq km, according to French search and rescue.