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I have had quite a few dates, looking out for a meaningful relationship but it is impossible to find the right person! I am not interested in just dating for the fun of it or for one night stands, yet when men date me I wonder whether they read my profile properly! LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP ? Hello! Any brain in that head of yours!

That's how I feel at the moment.
Any girls out there feel the same ?
Write to me!

after the second war and after the devastation europe succumbing to its trauma beame very beautiful then we have peace being to peaceful causes more pieces than peace, so the only thing to end this peaceful pieces have more war. if europe has war every 40 years and thereafter 20 years of peace then this unrestless peaceful pieces will be well balances. this is another way of beautifying europe and also controling the excess outside population occurences.

Yes, I know that we have given up trying to understand women a long time ago but that does not mean that you have to give up just as easily. We are more predictable than women and it is not that hard to understand us.

We are fragile creatures; not nearly as robust as women and therefore we need constant attention and reassurances, otherwise we sulk. Whereas women compare well with stoves that can be moved and shoved around at will, we are more like computers; we need to be handled with extreme care or our hard drives will crash. With this being said, remember that we don’t come with any sort of a factory guarantee.

We are not good at multi-tasking; don’t tell us to fix the leaking tap while there is another job (like mowing the lawn) in progress or still pending. Our job queues can only accommodate one request at a time. And never repeat a request; that may be perceived as nagging and we will probably hang or go into a flat spin. For the best results, phrase your requests in such a way that we may think it was our own idea in the first place.

We are not good liars and are caught out every time; accept that we are not nearly as fluent in this department as you are. At least pretend to believe us some of the time. We need that confidence to develop this skill to an acceptable level.

We need plenty of sex; not just any sex – quality sex. We are insecure and we need to know that you needed it as much as we did. If you have to fake, do it with enthusiasm; we don’t want to feel as if you did it to do us a favor. You don’t want to know what social disorders can spawn from insecurity in our sex lives. It is not that we want it, we need it. Besides, you need to get on-line with a brain at regular intervals as well.

We are extremely sensitive; don’t yell at us. If you really need to send us to hell, do it in such a way that we can actually look forward to going there. We need to feel important and you should consciously work on it to maintain us in that frame of mind or we may stagnate.

We are not good with dates; minor details like birthdays and anniversaries can very easily pass without us noticing it. It will be prudent to work important dates into the conversation regularly, starting a week or two before the big date so we can have enough time to think about a suitable gift. Some unsubtle hints will be helpful as we're not very good at that either.

There are many other things that are also important but I don’t want to go there now as you may think that we are full of shìt. Nevertheless, you will be surprised with how much you can achieve by getting these few things right. Just a little understanding is all you need to get the best out of us. It’s not that difficult, is it?


You don’t have to pay me for this valuable advice. I render it as a free service in order to promote a better understanding between males and females.

Have a wonderful day!!

...yes, all, it's a fact of life for most, but not for all. In these liberated days of the woman on top, and of wearing gold neck bling to bed, well, entanglements with those swinging former pendulosities and the bouncing chains, has led to many an embarrassing moment. Why many men in the know eschew loose neck bling, and favor smaller breasted women. But I digress. OK, having experienced a ten fold decrease meself, from the former 30 cm, I began searching for biological reasons, some reversible, perhaps. age related decreases in free testosterone? Nasty atherosclerotic changes in those all important three veins/arteries? Alcohol related peripheral neuropathies? And even psychological effects of seeing oneself in the mirror, especially after coming out of cold water. But no, class, the urologists see much more simple reasons for this scourge of male self esteem. Added FAT, go figure, in the pubic region, supposedly COSMETICALLY making big little Vierk seem to have nearly disappeared back into his little hole. We at the Vierk Institute of course immediately saw this as Fake News, VERY fake. But no, pupils, it may well be underlying (?overlying) fat that's causing at least part of the problem. And it gets worse. While it's always a struggle for all of us to reduce the size of those love handles, which so easily appear with advancing age, the added blubber just north of the organ we men all love more than life itself, IS THE MOST DIFFICULT ON THE BODY TO GET RID OF! Forget dieting. Or exercise. Even surgery (liposuction) is rarely recommended. What's left to say, except to promise a similar lecture to follow on sagging in the ladies. I'll only say, a cautionary tale from some moms to some daughters about being careful of what we wish for. Stay tuned. Class dismissed. Except for you there up back in the miniskirt, low cut top and shiny red FM high heels. Could you please come see me after others have left? You can trust me, I'm not like all those others.

What do men call a real woman? How will you identify this lady you're seeking, she can be real as you need her to be, but 1 mistake they whip her with the same belt what he used for the other ladies, 1 bad relationship can make a man judgemental, whereas it should give him the experience to educate himself.

.....Fag-O-Fan..... Alas, Mart Croney, (sp?), the trouser snake worshiping Brit playwright, has died. His 60's play about homosexuals, males, one presumes, has been revamped, allegedly to make it more sufferable, and less of the usual liberal victim stage pity party. Must see it with my husband, that tiny worm man, my cherished Leroy. Comments enabled.

..... Cries onto 88's, saying, "I can't play, just lost my voice." Did finish some of date. Roadies and band members comfort him, and help the 72 YO off stage, as crowd roars. Now, by analogy, when a similar thing happens, to some of us men, in the bedroom, can we expect such BROAD understanding?

.....so more deserving of the honorary title, than our last Affirmative action POTUS, whose given title of "law Professor of Constitutional studies", still brings tears of laughter to these old eyes. Almost as white guilt-self loathingly bestowed, as his Nobel Prize, for nothing but skin color. With no grants, students or publications. But I digress. We pray for Rush, who single highhandedly provided a national conservative radio outlet, to stand up to the still taxpayer funded, in part, (absent occasional begathons), so- called non -commercial and unbiased National Public Media. Major book sales,--- books, unlike Michelle and Hussein, that he actually wrote himself, including popular childrens' patriotic right writes on US history. Cigars finally caught up with him. So called advanced lung cancer. Yet, before vastly effective novel largely immunologic treatments, available for merely a decade, no longer an automatic 3 month death sentence. Hope it's one of the more treatable subtypes. Prayers.

I can't believe that in the last 24 hours, 8 widowed men, 6 in the half hour, the widowed men with only one child emailed/messaged me. That's about 750 men all together so far, yup am keeping track lol
The crazy part about it all, is that I haven't seen, met or never got o n e s i n g l e email/message from any ' SINGLE MAN or MEN,
Seems like there are NO single men in CS, all of them must be all widowed from what I can see, about 30 were divorced, about 30 never married...
WTH ? Must be all scammers that all have about 10 or more profiles with people waiting to be blocked so they could sign in with another name,
All give the same exact messages, now I can understand why nobody can meet their True Love's or just ' anybody ' in CS, coz it's full of scammers. :

is just wishful thinking....

I somehow didn't fully hear what you were saying.
Perhaps my "train of thought got derailed" (an old Phoebe Snow line).
Maybe my mind wandered a bit.
Please repeat what you said.
This time I'll try to focus..... I mean really listen.
Huh ? What ?