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Hi everyone, just to give you a clear mind set and have a 100% fullfiment of knowledge:

In the world there is 5 Continents : Asia, Africa, America, Europe, Oceania.

America is DIVIDED IN 2 : North America and South America.

To give you and idea: North America have among others, U.S.A, Canada, and Mexico meanwhile, South America have among others, Brazil, Argentina, Colombia and chile.

So my point is : I born in U.S.A So Im an US citizen, my mother born in dominican republic, so she is Dominican from Caribbean island from North America. Criminal Pablo Escobar (cartel Boss) born in Colombia and is from South America.

Message from the management

Dear employee,

At the General Management Meeting the following has been decided:

1. Clothing:

The clothes you go to your workplace with must be adapted to your salary:

When you walk around with Prada footwear and Gucci clothing, we will that you earn more than enough and therefore do not need a salary increase. When you are poorly dressed, you need to learn how to handle your money better, so that you can afford better clothes. We can not therefore allow you to increase your salary in this case.

When you wear Jan Modaal's average brand clothing, you are in the middle class and you are fine. You therefore do not have to pay a salary increase.
2. Family days and allowed absence:

Every employee is entitled to 104 days a year from now on. They are also sometimes called "Saturday" and "Sunday".

3. Lunch break:

Skinny people are entitled to 30 minutes, because they have to eat more to look healthy.

People with a normal weight are entitled to 15 minutes to eat a balanced meal and thus stay on their weight.

People who are overweight are entitled to 5 minutes, they do not need more time to drink a bottle of "Slim Fast" and take a diet pill.

4. Sick leave: Doctor's notes are no longer accepted. If you can go to the doctor you can also go to work.

5. Use of the sanitary facilities:

Too much time is spent on the toilets. That is why a time limit of 3 minutes has now been introduced. After 3 minutes an alarm siren will be opened, the toilet paper will be locked, the door will be opened and a picture will be taken.

After 2 offenses your photo will be posted on the Information Board under the category: "Chronic Offender of the Work Regulations"

6. Medical interventions: As long as you work here, you need all your organs. Do not even think about removing one or the other. We have assumed you intact, so any subsequent operation will be considered a form of breach of contract.

We thank you in advance for your loyalty to the company.

It is our intention to conduct a positive labor policy.

May we therefore ask you to address all your questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggressions and accusations to someone else than to us. With kind regards,

The management.

war makes people crazy....................

But what do I have to do with a picture of someone's roll or the message that they have missed the bus? .............You have to find yourself very important if you think others are waiting for it.

The Fool on the Hill .................

Happy Independence Day USA! I found this lovely version of The Star Spangled Banner. Thought I would share it. Have a wonderful celebration!

I will read the newspaper again with a cup of coffee, as before I had internet. ............... I will not be able to watch TV on TV for more than an e-mail. ................ I will try to go out at least once a week, whether it is necessary or not. .................... I will notice that the reminders no longer come because I forgot to pay because I was too busy with the internet. ..................... And finally I will go to bed on time .... because the internet is there again tomorrow !!!!

This morning...me with my friends had a gathering in Bogor botanical garden...
We were grouped by the head office to do some trip to find some places or spots that were shown in the picture we got from them. We have to take a picture of us in that spot if we have found it, and we will get a point...every spot has a point.
We had to catch a train early in the morning....then took a bus to the botanical garden...then the adventure began...
We had to walk many kilometres to find those spots...sometimes we had to go back and forth many times to find the exact place....
Oohh it's tiring..but it's fun...
I think now I need a massage on my feet:)
Sorry if my English is not very good....

Thought I would drop by to wish all my old friends and anyone reading this blog here on CS a very merry Xmas.

No matter what religion you are, or wether you are none at all, here's a day to care about family and friends, those poorer than us, those more unfortunate than us, those in more need than us.

I hope you are all well and having a great day!

Now, back to that rum that my son bought me...................

Or, as they say here in Mexico, Happy Year End.

I hope that everybody gets what they couldn't get last year, done this coming year.

Let's all be positive and hope it works out.

Feliz fin de ano....por todos