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This is Monday’s blog. Do not open it until then. I will not be back until Tuesday, so I’m posting it now.

Of course, it would be wishful thinking to believe that you will not open it. In fact, I was depending on your inquisitive human nature to open it. Remember Pandora and her confounded box? Those Greek gods knew that she would open it.

But talking about Greek gods, when I was young, my ex-wife (then still my wife) used to say I look like a Greek god. The last time I saw her (about a year ago), she looked at me and said: “My God, you look like a Greek!” I guess if I was Apollo then, I’m Hades now.

But I’m not the only one that has changed. What about my Roman Italian goddess? If ever I adored a woman, it was Sophia Loren. I think I was in love with her at some stage. She turned 81 last year. I wonder what she looks like now. She always looked 20 years younger than her age.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical.
Sophia Loren.

Still as beautiful as ever and I'm in love all over.

I’m not very clued up on the female anatomy and I need some help to clarify two female terms.

Some time ago there was a shoot-out between the police and would-be bank robbers in town. A female police office was wounded. The newspaper reported on her condition, and I quote: “She is in intensive care but the bullet has not been removed from her yet.” The next day the paper did a follow up on her condition. I quote again: “She is in a stable condition and the bullet has been removed from her now.”

This confused me. The two statements seem to contradict each other. Why did they remove the bullet from her NOW if she was shot in her YET?

I called the reporter on the day that the first report was published and asked her where a woman’s YET is located. She probably suffered from PMS because she hanged the phone up on me. Women!

I did not see my way open to call her again the next day when she did the second report.

But being bright as I am, I solved half the mystery by logic deduction. I reasoned that if she was shot in her YET, the bullet had to go through it to embed itself in her NOW. From this I derived that these two organs or body parts must be in close proximity to each other and, as I don’t have such organs, I can only assume that it must be female organs or at least something hidden under her dress.

But I still don’t know where is a woman’s YET or her NOW. If somebody can enlighten me, I’d be very grateful.


Have a wonderful weekend.

im sweet caring loveable i like to cook i have classic cars bt ladies r still picky. it's not my fault god didn't make me handsome

I turned the tele on and the real housewives of new jersey was on,
O.M.G. Here's this bunch of woman with jewery everywhere,probly a
truckload of money,all running each other down with there donald duck lips ,and there tits practicly bursting out of there gowns,
and there faces full of plastic,how disgusting,and people actually watch that crap. what ever happened to growing old naturally.
Its a shame these people dont get of there arse and put there money
to good use,like helping people in much more unfortunate life.
Disgusting rich dumb bimbos,yuk yuk yuk,gimme a natural woman anyday.

what do u think of dating older women, why this isconsidered a social taboo

Or so they say, paraphrased. But being handy as a man, and as a member of the mightier sex, continues to fascinate and to draw, it seems. Women sometimes even specify it on profiles. As many handy males will understand, there's a special brand of anxiety induced whenever we Y chromosome sorts enter a traditionally masculine environment, where interactions formerly involved the technologically more savvy sex, but in today's PC world, we may sometimes have to face a little girlie. Case in point, yesterday, while helping a lady friend replace a low beam drive lamp on her Honda Pilot, the wench at the parts counter got me the wrong part. Sadly, not the only such vexation. A bit into the PITA job, I had to return, this time insisting on help from a member of the smarter gender of the race. And here in blogs, we sometimes read how bemoaned is the emasculation of Western males, vis a' vis the putative hardier brand of mates from down under, mostly drunken knuckle draggers themselves, when the driving force behind the alleged neutering were the females themselves. Quaint, disturbing, disingenuous and rather rich. The AH man Dooser.

Several episodes of severe bad luck since began hanging with latest tomato. When first met her, began having intrusive thoughts warning me away. Thoughts?

Several episodes of severe bad luck since began hanging with latest tomato. When first met her, began having intrusive thoughts warning me away. Thoughts?

How are all the wild , Exotic , Erotic ?????? little women doin, on the other side of the Earth, tonight?

Free-lance TV weatherperson at KDKA-TV2 in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Met her via Twitter and have been exchanging tweets
with her for quite a while after i followed her on that site now she
decided to follow me for a change developing a friendship& getting to
know one another&seeing where it may possibly lead to!?