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To the ladies, of all ages, what is the best pick up line you have heard so far from a guy??

Husband and wife are lying in bed.
Woman thinks: He is quiet, staring at the ceiling... He must be thinking about another woman... He must be cheating on me... doesn't love me anymore...
Man thinks: There is a fly at the ceiling... how it holds on not to fall..?!

Well looks like i want find a compatible wiman up here....ill have to change my profile later....im just blogging for now on out

Well I was at Pakalolo HoutBay and I was having a few Drinks at my Local Bar and wow 9:30pm to 10pm I went to another Bar and Had a Vodca and Redbull and then I went back to pakalolo and then went Home Half way to Home I see a Lovely Drunk women Name Lauren I escort her Home and I Help her to her flat she passed out on Her Bed I am a Gentalmen I rub her Back and she was sweet and lovely I sleep on the Couch and 5am I went home thanks Lauren for Not missing a wonderful man like me I Helped you I must get some Love xoxo Dave

My Dream Match
I love women so much I choose 1 women well that women is a Diva A Angel Beautiful Darling Babe
Women Hair Color Blonde Brunette Black Hair Red Hair
Eye color Blue Green Brown
Age 21.28.32.37.41
Height 5foot6 5foot9
Must not smoke
But Can Drink sociabley she must be sporty and Outgoing xoxo Dave

She's a ultra liberal, spiritual/non-religious real estate agent in Orlando, Florida,but recently relocated to Daytona, Florida, and likes pets just as i do sometimes. A few minutes ago i used this site to send her a "e-card" and hopes she likes it.

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. At the weighing place, the scale didn't work well, so lots of people had to wait there, I was the first in the queue,but there was another person by my side and the others started queuing behind that person instead of behind me and it seemed that I was the one skipping the queue.

After a while, I heard an unhurried voice speaking beside me ;" Wait in a line", an old local lady spoke in English! I was not sure if she was talking to me because she was watching ahead while saying. she repeated this sentence for several times like a parrot nagging... I wanted to see what else she could say in English, so we had the following conversation both in Chinese;

I said with a little ironic:" Your English is good , but pity we don't understand what's the meaning. "
She said:" Young person don't understand English?"
" No. Seems you chose the wrong audience," She didn't angry with me.
"OK,then I speak in Shanghainese." she said,
" We don't understand Shanghainese either. Better you speak Russian." I reply to her. She was still not angry .This short of talking was quickly ended along with her left.

Sometimes a misunderstanding leads to a misreading. I didn't want to disrespect her if she spoke in our local language at first and I'd like to explain to her ...

This is one scene in life, nothing special just feel fun though.

Nice Sunday to you all!


A scenery at Huangpu river, Shanghai.