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These notes were left for the milkman hilarious

These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing British ambiance to them.

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."

"Please leave an extra pint of paralyzed milk."

"Cancel one pint after the day after today."

"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"

"Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk."

"Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today."

"Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole."

"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."

"Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round."

"When you leave my milk, knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress."

"Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea?"

"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle."

"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbor told me."

"Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant."

"Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it."

"From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk."

"My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we want to play bingo tonight."

"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday."

"When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk."

"No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice."
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namaron

"QUE SERA SERA"

"It Seems That Everybody Has Everything Blocked"
"Well Most Everybody Id Say
"As Far As Being Able To Send A Message"

"It May Be Personal... Or It May Be Not...Who Knows?

"But... It Doesn't Really Matter To Me"
"Im Used To It Anyway"

"i'll Just Stay On The fringes Of The Masses,,,Thats All"

(Silence Can Be Golden Anyway)

So?" i'll Just Keep On... "Ramblin On"... Thats All....................detective
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namaron

"RAMBLIN MAN"..("RAMBLE ON")..(214)

Being On The Road As A Long Distance Truck Driver?..............There Are A Lot Of Things That We See Going On Out Here................Some Of The Things We See? You People Would Not Believe Unless You Saw It For Yourself
This? Is What I Saw Just Yesterday

While Parked In A Service Area On The Indiana Turnpike?
I Saw 2 Ravens (Not Crows... Because Ravens Are Almost Twice The Size Of Crows)

There Was A Pigeon On The Ground...And As He Was Walking? These 2 Crows Came Screaming On Down And Pounced On The Pigeon. And After They Jumped The Pigeon? They Backed Off For Some Reason
The Pigeon Didnt Try To Fly Away... Because You Could See That He Had No Desire To Fly...So He Just Kept Walking...Nice And Calmly... And Eventually?... Got Himself Behind A Soda Machine...(The Ravens Tried To Get At Him... But Couldnt Fit In There Where The Pigeon Was Hiding

In The Meantime? 1 Hawk... Who I Presumed Had Seen This All Take Place From Above?...Swooped On Down To The Ground Where The Ravens Were..(Probably Thinking That This Would Be An Easy Meal)....The Ravens Attacked The Hawk...The Hawk Fled To A Tree...As The Ravens Were Jumping From Branch To Branch To Get At Him

If That Wasnt Enough To See?...About 10 Crows Showed Up Right Away.... And In That Very Same Tree?
It Ended Up Being A... "Three Way Fight"
The Hawk Was Evading The Ravens From Branch To Branch As The Ravens Were After Him...And At The Exact Same Time?
Those Crows Were Attacking The Ravens As The Ravens Were Attacking The Hawk...Then? Another Hawk Showed Up And The Fight Was On!

I Wasnt Sure Just What Ta Hell Was Happening...I Was Watching The Hawks Fighting With The Ravens... And The Ravens Were Fighting The Hawks,,,The Crows Were Fighting The Ravens As The Ravens Were Fighting The Hawks And A s The Ravens Were Fighting The Crows

"Then The Three Way Fight Took To Another Tree...And Everybody Was Fighting With Everybody!
Then It Went To Another Tree... And Then To A Tree Further Away... Until The Whole Show Ended Up Where I Couldnt See Them Any More

With All Of This Commotion Going On? I Surmised That The Pigeon Was the One That Was The Smartest
Because... About 10 Minutes Later... After The Fight Of The Century Disappeared Into The Countryside?
Mr Pigeon Came Out From Behind The Soda Machine
And Suddenly?.....He Flapped His Wings...And Just Flew Away!

"Its A Very Strange World Out There Within The Wild Life Community That's For Sure!!


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namaron

"D DAY"..("75 YEARS ON")

Yeah................... They Are Long Videos................................ But They Are Something....................... You Really Should Watch When You Have The Time..........The Boys Back Then?....(And Thats All They Were Really)... Gave Their All For What We Have Today....................Watch It And Remember

"Great Britain Really Put... "Its All"... Into This

"And France Did A Wonderful Job Of Showing Their Appreciation"
And Thanks To Stringman For Putting Up These Videos For Me


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Dedovix

The original Sin

It was a sunny day in the garden of Eden... (every day was a sunny day in the garden of Eden)
Adam was having a short power nap ...to recharge his batteries ,apparently, doing nothing all day long is very exhausting .
Eve was about to make a fruit salad but she didnt really have cutlery ,so on the scene comes the snake ...( drums in the background )

The snake was very envious because Humans had hair ...in different places ...and as God didnt give her any ,She approached Eve with a sharp blade ...
Here you go Eve, use this to cut fruits for your salad... and while we`re at it,you know, you could actually use a bit of a trimming ,that bush between your legs is not very stylish and i know that Adam will give you a standing ovation when he see`s your smooth meow-meowcats meow
Eve, being a Woman,said, oh my God, thats so kinky ..fook the salad, lets shave it off ...
The disturbance in the force woke up Adam ,he looked around ,spotted Eve ,bush-less and said ``holy shit lets put some aftershave on that``
As soon as aftershave touched Eve`s meow -meow 'She started screaming so loud that God jumped off his big armchair ,dropped his remote controller and run in to the garden -You two plonkers, what did i say about screaming? Get out of my garden...professor
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Dedovix

I boiled three eggs

Since ``someone `` told me yesterday that Im a fat bastard - My mirror doesn’t work and I am a conspiracy theorist ,therefore I know that my bathroom scale is in cahoots with the law of gravity -I had no idea that I`m overweighted , I decided to get a new tattoo on my left arm ``Dont open the fridge`` big gothic letters
Anyhow
I boiled three eggs ,peeled them and smashed them with my bare hands ,yeah i have strong hands ... I chopped some onions,a tomato,green peppers added salt,grinded chilly peppers,vegetable oil and dug in ,, it was very delicious and spicy ...
30 minutes later, i was in the bathroom and spent most of the day there ...
moral of this story or lesson to be learned .
Although tomatoes are technically ,fruits ,they are always placed in the vegetable section in the supermarket
anyway be cartful which tomatoes you buy as they tend to treat them with different chemicals and can ruin your day ,,, or night

luckily i have a very powerful remedy disinfection called schnapps applause
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namaron

"CREATION"..("LASTLY LAST")..(151)

The Sun Came Up This Morning...........As Its Always Done Each Day..........................For The Night Time Is A Time For Rest................................After A Long Days Of Play............................And Aint That What Life Is?........
Every Day Above Ground?........Is A Good Day


......................................"Lastly Last".....................................



"When One Is Within The Crowd"......No One Can See You..... Youre Not There"
"It Can Get One To Be Thinking"............................."Does Anybody Really Care?"
"Oh... But If You Walk Away"........"Some People?...."Are Searching Everywhere"

"Sometimes Its Hard Just To Understand"..........."Looking Through That Darkly Glass"
"Just What Their Minds Are Concealing"......"Slow Thinking.................... Or Is It Fast?"
"Now Matter The Way One Looks At It"...."Youre Still Gonna End Up..... Finishing Last"

"And Here I Go".........."Saying It Just The Way It Is"
"Looking At You?'............."Daggers From The Eye"
"There They Go....Singing Their Same Ole Songs"
"And Here I Am"......................"Another Sighing Try"

"Whatever It Was That Was Yesterday?".............."It Makes No Never Mind To Me"
"No Grudge No Time For Nothing"......................"Its Better For A Mind To Be Free"
"Do With These Words What You Must Do"...Maybe One Day?.... You Might See"

"I Was Searching For Someone".........."While Some?..."They Were Searching For Me"
"Still Havnt Found What I Was Lookin For"....But Then Again....What Will Be?.."Will Be"
"Sometimes Silence Is The Best Bet"...."Lock The Lock"........................"Without A Key"

"And Here I Go"................."Writing What I Feel"
"Nothing To Hide"...................."Nor To Conceal"
"What You Think?....Its For Those That Knows"
"Its Just A Fact"..........."Thats The Way It Goes"

"My Sudden Stops?"...They Have Returned"..."Its The Only Way That I Can Be"
"In The Bushes...Behind A Tree............"They Can Stop Looking For Me For Me"
"And When Im Found?"....It Just Goes Back To The Same Ole......... CS Sanity"

"All Of The World?... It Is A Stage"......."Everybody?....."Into Their Part They Delve"
"Some People They Act Their Part"....While Others? They Just Play Themselves"
"I Can HearThe Chiming Of The Clock"..... "When".................... "It Strikes Twelve"

(This Blog Is Rated "G"..General Audiences)

(Gotta Go Now).....(Must Attend To What Controls This Soul)





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BadlyDrawn

A Glimpse of Hollywood @ Sunset

Sunset Blvd, that is....

I had to run some errands in Hollywood and took a few pics.

Across from the bank is this apt. Bldg that's seemingly had an iPhone ad plastered to it's facade for years. For about 5k a month you can have a nice view of DT LA...and a Starbucks on the ground level. Now that's a bargain!

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On my way to the dispensary, I pass this iconic landmark.
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Then, as I get to Sunset and Cahuenga, there's a chill in the air...(Dun Dun Duuuunnnnn). The dreaded CNN building!

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Then, after getting my 'fix' I head toward Philz but as I wait to cross, there's some police activity. Someone set a small fire and one of the cops is putting it out with an extinguisher while others cuff the loon.
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Across the street is one of the last 'record stores' I know of, Amoeba Music.

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And then to Philz where I intend to put a dent in the gift card I got for X-mas...

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...and where some of the most valuable artwork in LA resides.

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But wait. What did I see on the wall behind the Baristas?

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I seem to recall seeing a similar image right here on CS recently.
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To the 5 people who might be bothered to look at this blog: Thanks for stopping by!
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To no one in particular
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Great to see your artwork and I'm tempted to post it here but...pretty sure they'd think it was me and then I'd have to get a restraining order....

Wb, ty, and love the Banksy reference!
cheers
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Onthcrestofawave

Strange movies that have cult followings

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
1994 ? Comedy-drama

When drag queen Anthony (Hugo Weaving) agrees to take his act on the road, he invites fellow cross-dresser Adam (Guy Pearce) and transsexual Bernadette (Terence Stamp) to come along. In their colorful bus, named Priscilla, the three performers travel across the Australian desert performing for enthusiastic crowds and homophobic locals. But when the other two performers learn the truth about why Anthony took the job, it threatens their act and their friendship.
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namaron

"RAMBLIN MAN"..("RAMBLE ON")..(187)

This Blog Is For Everyone That Reads It....................................................There Seem To Be Problems On Here
Between Some People.....Including Me......................................Mostly?.........The Problem Is The Written Word And The Distance That Is Between Us All
Its Virtually A Guarantee That If We Met Each Other In Person?....There Wouldnt Be The Situations That There Are Now Here On The Blogs

"Because".... Some Of Us Will Judge Someone Just By Lookin At Their Picture
Others Will Judge Someone... "Because"... They Didnt Like The Response That They Got

"Because" Of Arguments?...Name Calling?..And Wise Cracks?
If This Was In Person?...You Know... As Well As I ....That None Of This.... Would Be Happening

"Because"... We Dont Understand Someone?..... Is No Reason To Dislike That Person
And Just To Make Another Case For People Disliking Someone?
Take The Written Word For Instance........ What You Think It Means?...May Not Be What It Means
And Youll Respond In A Negative Manner "Because"...Youve Taken It The Wrong Way
(And The Argument Begins...Doesnt It?)

We Will Often See A Response Like...."You Dont Know A Single Thing About Me!"
(And That Person Is Absolutely Right!..........And Thats The Problem Here"

Except For Some Exceptions?
Nobody Here Really Knows Anybody Here....All We Have Is A Picture And Typed Words On The Screen
(Is There Anybody In This World That Can Judge Someone With That As Their Evidence?)

"You?'..(In The Generic Term?)...Simply Cannot Be Judge And Jury On Someone That You Just Dont Know"
And Im No Exception To This Rule.........I Have Been Guilty...Along With All Of The Rest Of You

Whether We Like It Or Not?......We Are All A Part Of The Connecting Singles Family
We Have People Who Thrive On Aggravationg Other People
We Have People Who Take The Bait
We Have People Who Try To Teaach Others
We Have People Who Sit Silently In The Shadows And Watch The Show
We Have People Who Try To Help Other People In Their Time Of Need
We Have Every Possible Element That Is Needed For A Complete..."Strange Sort Of Family

And When One Of These Elements Goes Missing?.....The Family Is Not Complete
(And People Will Start Asking What Happened To That Person)

So...Because" You Dont Understand Me......Doesnt Mean Im A Bad Person
And "Because" I Dont Understand You?......Doesnt Mean I Dont Like You

Maybe One Day...They'll Come Up With The Use Of A Voice
"Because"...That Would Make Things Just A Little Easier
It Could Also Make Things Worse Too..(With Everyone Talking At Once)

Anyway.......The Reasons?...For The Most Part.... Of Most Of These Negatives Is?"

"Because" Of Distance.....And The Written Word

(Thats Enough For Me....Ive "Rambled On"...Long Enough)




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