The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
Arealguy69Auckland, New Zealand47 Threads 2 Polls 1,822 PostsSummerUK: Blimey!!!! you almost made me drop my cross stitch
Wheni finish with you, you'll be dropping more than cross stitch....
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Arealguy69: i am and its been 18hours in the cold.. its winter here...
Awwwwwwww! cummere and snuggle up an I'll get you a hot toddy
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SummerUK: Whispers to Laura
I think he means they failed to keep their women satisfied
I think he means they failed to keep their women satisfied
whispers to whoever.. no we just failed to shut them up.......
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Arealguy69: No, its just we failed to keep our wimmenfolk in check
and now they are running amok...
and now they are running amok...
I see...
but you found a good use of them anyways, no?
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Arealguy69: Wheni finish with you, you'll be dropping more than cross stitch....
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Laura25: I see...
but you found a good use of them anyways, no?
Well Sommerauer claims she scrubs floors but it seems she heaves her ample chest more times than the scrubbing brush touches the deck... oh and she spends a lot of time fondling her ferret..but you found a good use of them anyways, no?
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SummerUK: Awwwwwwww! cummere and snuggle up an I'll get you a hot toddy
Thankies 
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Arealguy69: Well Sommerauer claims she scrubs floors but it seems she heaves her ample chest more times than the scrubbing brush touches the deck... oh and she spends a lot of time fondling her ferret..
Errrrrr excuse me but as you don't have an ample chest so you don't realise how difficult it is to stop it from heaving in these corsets
And as for the ferret???
Ya'll need to come down from the masts and she may stop fondling it
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Arealguy69: Well then...dont! just sit quietly and wait....
Listen you know how quiet and patient women are and they never complain about anything but its been 5 days now
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Arealguy69: Well Sommerauer claims she scrubs floors but it seems she heaves her ample chest more times than the scrubbing brush touches the deck... oh and she spends a lot of time fondling her ferret..
sorry you found it out the hard way... 
I thought the "bossom heaves" sounded too familiar - it was the first thing I heard when I joined CS.
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SummerUK: Errrrrr excuse me but as you don't have an ample chest so you don't realise how difficult it is to stop it from heaving in these corsets
And as for the ferret???Ya'll need to come down from the masts and she may stop fondling it
And as for the ferret???Ya'll need to come down from the masts and she may stop fondling it
I wouldn't bet my money on it, Summer...
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SummerUK: Listen you know how quiet and patient women are and they never complain about anything but its been 5 days now
Ok im writing you in right this very moment, you are beautiful, also with a generous bust, a high yet intoxicating twinkiling laugh a lovely personality and a beautiful smile.... dont worry i'll sleep after i finish writitng... no.. its ok... i'll just drink more coffee...yes really.... 
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Arealguy69: Ok im writing you in right this very moment, you are beautiful, also with a generous bust, a high yet intoxicating twinkiling laugh a lovely personality and a beautiful smile.... dont worry i'll sleep after i finish writitng... no.. its ok... i'll just drink more coffee...yes really....
Ok now you've made me feel guilty
Now get to bed!!!!!
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Arealguy69: Well Sommerauer claims she scrubs floors but it seems she heaves her ample chest more times than the scrubbing brush touches the deck... oh and she spends a lot of time fondling her ferret..
Heaving bosoms are what you pirates love...
I do? SO that's where it went?
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SummerUK: Ok now you've made me feel guiltyNow get to bed!!!!!
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SummerUK: Ok now you've made me feel guiltyNow get to bed!!!!!
Ooooh, summer, you are really being assertive now, I bet ARG is all a dither.
Afternoon sista wench.
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Arealguy69: are you coming too?
Can I?
Its ages since I had a cuddle
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SummerUK: Can I?Its ages since I had a cuddle
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Sommerauer71: Ooooh, summer, you are really being assertive now, I bet ARG is all a dither.
Afternoon sista wench.
Afternoon sista wench.
Good afternoon to you too Sis
Well ya know what??? Enough is enough and although I'm all for a bit of being dragged around the ship by my hair and made to do alsorts of things that I really shouldn't, there comes a time when I like to be in control again...
You know what I mean????
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SummerUK: Can I?Its ages since I had a cuddle
Oh, you're going soft now.
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