The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
seekndestroy: good grief woman make up your mind !!!
i thought you wanted to leave with your captain?????
but yes i need floors scrubbed, clothes washed and other cpt needs to be taken care of so if you are up to the task then by all means remain on ship.... and in line !!!!
i thought you wanted to leave with your captain?????
but yes i need floors scrubbed, clothes washed and other cpt needs to be taken care of so if you are up to the task then by all means remain on ship.... and in line !!!!
Well he has me in a boat now...
Inline? What do you mean?
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Arealguy69: And thats the last we ever saw of Sommer...
Don't be too hasty...
As she climbs back up side of ship...
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Sommerauer71: Don't be too hasty...
As she climbs back up side of ship...
As she climbs back up side of ship...
This one will not go!!
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Sommerauer71: Don't be too hasty...
As she climbs back up side of ship...
As she climbs back up side of ship...
(Is it a woman or a slippery eel, he thought to himself as he looked down at his palms, baffled how something so easy to catch and get a firm grip off around bosom could escape)
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CaptainBeirutIII: What kind of pirate are you!?
All that mooshy talk would get you keelhauled by the cleaning ladies in a busted up barge, let alone your pirate crew.
<Grabbing Sommer round the waist, lifting her up, putting her over my shoulder, grabbing a rope nearby which is attached to the deck running up towards a top of a mast, cutting the lower end off with me swashbuckler sword, and the rope is released, lifts us up towards the sky, where we land on a spar, then grab another rope tied there, cut that off and fly towards the mast across, land in the sail, skid down on it, land on deck, where I cut off the ropes to the life boat, as I’m stood in it, with Sommer still on me shoulder, and the boat lands in the water below, I put her down then start to row away, away, away>
Take that!
All that mooshy talk would get you keelhauled by the cleaning ladies in a busted up barge, let alone your pirate crew.
<Grabbing Sommer round the waist, lifting her up, putting her over my shoulder, grabbing a rope nearby which is attached to the deck running up towards a top of a mast, cutting the lower end off with me swashbuckler sword, and the rope is released, lifts us up towards the sky, where we land on a spar, then grab another rope tied there, cut that off and fly towards the mast across, land in the sail, skid down on it, land on deck, where I cut off the ropes to the life boat, as I’m stood in it, with Sommer still on me shoulder, and the boat lands in the water below, I put her down then start to row away, away, away>
Take that!
<<<<< calmly walks to the forward cannon.... takes careful aim and lights the fuse as he smiles and waves goodbye in a cheerful fashion.....
moments later he orders the crew to set sail for the left over pieces of wood floating about so as to take pictures for keepsake
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seekndestroy: <<<<< calmly walks to the forward cannon.... takes careful aim and lights the fuse as he smiles and waves goodbye in a cheerful fashion.....
moments later he orders the crew to set sail for the left over pieces of wood floating about so as to take pictures for keepsake
moments later he orders the crew to set sail for the left over pieces of wood floating about so as to take pictures for keepsake
here's the thing tho, he won her, he carried her off... She wont go!!! i thinks you might of wont he hearts and minds battle...
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i have to go to work now... laterz
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Arealguy69: i have to go to work now... laterz
aight.... imma follow right after i finish chapter 3
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Sure you can fit in a Finnish mermaid in there somewhere?? What's a story without one??? 
So what do you want to know about my trade?
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symbolistartist: Sure you can fit in a Finnish mermaid in there somewhere?? What's a story without one??? So what do you want to know about my trade?
oh im certain that we can figure something out.... ARG just left for work and i have to call it quits for a while too....but i'll certainly work on your role when i get back... feel free to leave any thoughts/suggestions as to where you want us to take your role and we'll make it happen....
and that goes for anyone who wants in !!!!
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WhatUwish4: I was just thinking that if there were any openings, I might nominate JVASKI.
........Can I also nominate Sxc666 for the Lusty Wrench position as well.....also Sxc666 would be very good for crew disciple....she a natural talent with the whip........
J.D
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seekndestroy: oh im certain that we can figure something out.... ARG just left for work and i have to call it quits for a while too....but i'll certainly work on your role when i get back... feel free to leave any thoughts/suggestions as to where you want us to take your role and we'll make it happen....and that goes for anyone who wants in !!!!
Cool, ok this mermaid beckons the boat to enter the Skagerack in misty weather... dangerous stuff... tight entrance... then voila, you're in! That is, in the Baltic Sea. And your mission; to save it from complete devastation, as all the fish are leaving because it's on its deathbed... and all this will involve dangerous confrontations with the ex-KGB and other vile figures (really dim, vacant and odd types who are obviously from some really mean planet just to create havoc) who roam the Easternmost coast (Russia, Estonia, Lethuania, Latvia) with EVIL intents to pollute the pearl of the Nordic scenery... You MUST save it!!!! Yes?
And of course, the mermaid must seduce these evil figures in order to trap them! But how... that's your job! 
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virgiomonkey: ........Can I also nominate Sxc666 for the Lusty Wrench position as well.....also Sxc666 would be very good for crew disciple....she a natural talent with the whip........
J.D
J.D
No, you cannot nominate a person, they have to volunteer...
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Arealguy69: No, you cannot nominate a person, they have to volunteer...
took the words right out of my mouth.... or would it be my fingers?
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Great stuff SND!!
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let me know if Chapters 1 through 4 work for ya bro !!!!
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anymore vacancies in the enemy crew parts? me! me! meeeeeeeeeeh!!!
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g33kgurl: anymore vacancies in the enemy crew parts? me! me! meeeeeeeeeeh!!!
sure, you realise though as a enemy captain your motivation is as a woman scorned? unrequited love and all that?...
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Arealguy69: Great stuff SND!!
i try.... i've set the stage, hope you can roll with it now !!!!
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All that mooshy talk would get you keelhauled by the cleaning ladies in a busted up barge, let alone your pirate crew.
<Grabbing Sommer round the waist, lifting her up, putting her over my shoulder, grabbing a rope nearby which is attached to the deck running up towards a top of a mast, cutting the lower end off with me swashbuckler sword, and the rope is released, lifts us up towards the sky, where we land on a spar, then grab another rope tied there, cut that off and fly towards the mast across, land in the sail, skid down on it, land on deck, where I cut off the ropes to the life boat, as I’m stood in it, with Sommer still on me shoulder, and the boat lands in the water below, I put her down then start to row away, away, away>
Take that!
And thats the last we ever saw of Sommer...