The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
Arealguy69: special haka for you....
Oh Lordie...I'd be putty if ya did the Haka
Can you imagine Sommer?
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Sommerauer71: I'm happy heaving bosoms and scrubbing floors, keeps me outta trouble.
You take control my girl and put him straight.
He's a bit of a cutie though.
You take control my girl and put him straight.
He's a bit of a cutie though.
He is too
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SummerUK: Oh Lordie...I'd be putty if ya did the HakaCan you imagine Sommer?
No, don't make me watch please?
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Sommerauer71: No, don't make me watch please?
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SummerUK: He is too
Awwww,shucks!!! cut it out you two.... ya see? thats the reason why we are all marrying each other.... you two are gorgeous..
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Arealguy69: Awwww,shucks!!! cut it out you two.... ya see? thats the reason why we are all marrying each other.... you two are gorgeous..
We know
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Arealguy69: Awwww,shucks!!! cut it out you two.... ya see? thats the reason why we are all marrying each other.... you two are gorgeous..
You know what, ARG, you and your Captain SND have been refreshing, fun, gorgeous, gregarious and a damn bloody pleasure in this place.
I mean that.
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Sommerauer71: You know what, ARG, you and your Captain SND have been refreshing, fun, gorgeous, gregarious and a damn bloody pleasure in this place.
I mean that.
I mean that.
I couldn't agree more
They are absolutely wonderful guys and have helped me through a tremendously difficult time over the last few days...More than they will ever know.
I have laughed so much and had so much fun...You too though Sommer...yer not bad for a wench
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You know? i am pretty sire that SND feels the same way when i say it would not of been possible without you two lovely ladies who have constantly kept us on our toes, entertained us with laughter and titillated us with all your heaving... we are the fortunate ones. Thank you both so much, i hope this continues long into the future.. who knows maybe one day we can all meet?
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SummerUK: I couldn't agree more
They are absolutely wonderful guys and have helped me through a tremendously difficult time over the last few days...More than they will ever know.
I have laughed so much and had so much fun...You too though Sommer...yer not bad for a wench
They are absolutely wonderful guys and have helped me through a tremendously difficult time over the last few days...More than they will ever know.
I have laughed so much and had so much fun...You too though Sommer...yer not bad for a wench
Been fabulous hasn't it? I don't think there is a person in this thread that has not enjoyed it...
You too, Summer, you are lovely.
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seekndestroy: great so far bro.... but you forgot about my trusty, yet thieving ferret (Wilbur) who's always stealing my damn compass (which explains why i always get lost in the high seas)
l want to be (wilbur)the ferret!!!
l did steal it,but only because l have my own safety in mind.Youve never been able to read the damned compass!!...lol
Remember last voyage???? hmmmmm? when you were down below frisking and fondling the wenches from spain???
When the boat sailed up onto the rocks and put a huge hole in the bottom of it.....well l dont trust youre way of bringing it home!!!...lol
(l thought you meant the boat!)...but you DIDNT...lolol
Nowwwww lm sneakin off to see what else l can steal thats of value
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Arealguy69: You know? i am pretty sire that SND feels the same way when i say it would not of been possible without you two lovely ladies who have constantly kept us on our toes, entertained us with laughter and titillated us with all your heaving... we are the fortunate ones. Thank you both so much, i hope this continues long into the future.. who knows maybe one day we can all meet?
Right that's the niceties over, I'll get back to scrubbing floors.
Good scrubbers are hard to find these days, Sir.
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Arealguy69: You know? i am pretty sire that SND feels the same way when i say it would not of been possible without you two lovely ladies who have constantly kept us on our toes, entertained us with laughter and titillated us with all your heaving... we are the fortunate ones. Thank you both so much, i hope this continues long into the future.. who knows maybe one day we can all meet?
That would be soooooo cool. Can you imagine?
I must check that lottery ticket. Ive had it 2 weeks lol
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MILO_00: l want to be (wilbur)the ferret!!!
l did steal it,but only because l have my own safety in mind.Youve never been able to read the damned compass!!...lol
Remember last voyage???? hmmmmm? when you were down below frisking and fondling the wenches from spain???
When the boat sailed up onto the rocks and put a huge hole in the bottom of it.....well l dont trust youre way of bringing it home!!!...lol
(l thought you meant the boat!)...but you DIDNT...lolol
Nowwwww lm sneakin off to see what else l can steal thats of value
milo the ferret...this has merit...l did steal it,but only because l have my own safety in mind.Youve never been able to read the damned compass!!...lol
Remember last voyage???? hmmmmm? when you were down below frisking and fondling the wenches from spain???
When the boat sailed up onto the rocks and put a huge hole in the bottom of it.....well l dont trust youre way of bringing it home!!!...lol
(l thought you meant the boat!)...but you DIDNT...lolol
Nowwwww lm sneakin off to see what else l can steal thats of value
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MILO_00: l want to be (wilbur)the ferret!!!
l did steal it,but only because l have my own safety in mind.Youve never been able to read the damned compass!!...lol
Remember last voyage???? hmmmmm? when you were down below frisking and fondling the wenches from spain???
When the boat sailed up onto the rocks and put a huge hole in the bottom of it.....well l dont trust youre way of bringing it home!!!...lol
(l thought you meant the boat!)...but you DIDNT...lolol
Nowwwww lm sneakin off to see what else l can steal thats of value
l did steal it,but only because l have my own safety in mind.Youve never been able to read the damned compass!!...lol
Remember last voyage???? hmmmmm? when you were down below frisking and fondling the wenches from spain???
When the boat sailed up onto the rocks and put a huge hole in the bottom of it.....well l dont trust youre way of bringing it home!!!...lol
(l thought you meant the boat!)...but you DIDNT...lolol
Nowwwww lm sneakin off to see what else l can steal thats of value
You do realise that if you're the ferret, Sommer will be fondling you all the time
That just sounds so wrong doesn't it?
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Sommerauer71: Right that's the niceties over, I'll get back to scrubbing floors.
Good scrubbers are hard to find these days, Sir. For you. curtsies
Good scrubbers are hard to find these days, Sir. For you. curtsies
Maybe the Master will relieve you of the scrubbing and let me take you shopping with me. Then we can try some new corsets and bloomers
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Sommerauer71: Right that's the niceties over, I'll get back to scrubbing floors.
Good scrubbers are hard to find these days, Sir. For you. curtsies
Indeed, the shall never be another scrubber like Sommerauer...Good scrubbers are hard to find these days, Sir. For you. curtsies
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SummerUK: Maybe the Master will relieve you of the scrubbing and let me take you shopping with me. Then we can try some new corsets and bloomers
Ooooooh, now that sounds cool.
I wonder what I will have to get some time off...
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Arealguy69: Indeed, the shall never be another scrubber like Sommerauer...
Sommer the Scrubber!
Just rolls of the tongue doesn't it?
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Well ya know what??? Enough is enough and although I'm all for a bit of being dragged around the ship by my hair and made to do alsorts of things that I really shouldn't, there comes a time when I like to be in control again...
You know what I mean????
I'm happy heaving bosoms and scrubbing floors, keeps me outta trouble.
You take control my girl and put him straight.
He's a bit of a cutie though.