The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
pebblesbamban: They have the ugly, the beautiful desired... U know, this is in the bible.....
I think I know what you mean lol
Yeah looks fade with time so it really shouldn't matter what anyone looks like should it?
One day she will just be wrinkly and old and veiny. Then what will she do? lol
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SummerUK: You didn't say Hi to who? lol
To u.... lol...
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SummerUK: I think I know what you mean lolYeah looks fade with time so it really shouldn't matter what anyone looks like should it?
One day she will just be wrinkly and old and veiny. Then what will she do? lol
One day she will just be wrinkly and old and veiny. Then what will she do? lol
And the million inside of the coffin...
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pebblesbamban: To u.... lol...
Ohhhhhh!!!!
Ahhhh thats ok...we're buddies...we don't always have to be so formal huh?
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geminiman61: I resent being sweaty Betty cant you call me ruby if it's going to be a womans name because I'm a Gem
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Sommerauer71: Ah there you are, I asked where you were on Page two, I was met with a 'we haven't got to her yet'
I was promised a new dress, look at me, still in this old thing.
I hear ya, girlfriend. I feel for all these new lassies, I should have gone with the real Captain, he would have taken care of me...
Sheesh indeed.
Listen, short of nailing you to to the "real captains" forehead you wouldnt go!!! he even tried to carry you off (with our blessings i might add) but who climbed back on board of her own accord?...you did...so you get what you pay for, in all honesty it aint much but it beats treading water now doesnt it?... bloody wenches!!! I was promised a new dress, look at me, still in this old thing.
I hear ya, girlfriend. I feel for all these new lassies, I should have gone with the real Captain, he would have taken care of me...
Sheesh indeed.
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SummerUK: Not very good pirates???? They're bleedin hopeless
Ive been waiting days with baited breath to be rescued/kidnapped whatever!!!!
Waiting patiently but in agony with this new corset which I can't breathe in
You know the ones that make your waist 15'' and your bosoms heave even more than the usual?
Ive been wearing it for 3 days now. All Ive done is change my bloomers and topped up my lip gloss.....
Sheesh
As for you, paitience is not a virtue now is it? the very next wench to complain goes overboard... Ive been waiting days with baited breath to be rescued/kidnapped whatever!!!!
Waiting patiently but in agony with this new corset which I can't breathe in
You know the ones that make your waist 15'' and your bosoms heave even more than the usual?
Ive been wearing it for 3 days now. All Ive done is change my bloomers and topped up my lip gloss.....
Sheesh
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SummerUK: Hmmmmm! Is that so?
Whats the 'S' sistas?
Whats the 'S' sistas?
Summer and Sommer..... duuuh !!!
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Arealguy69: listen, youre welcome to both of them...good luck getting any peace and quiet...
when you dont have a wench you cant wait to get one and once you have one you cant wait to throw her overfoard......
how but we just shackle 'em until we need them or at least duct tape their mouth close bro?
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Arealguy69: Listen, short of nailing you to to the "real captains" forehead you wouldnt go!!! he even tried to carry you off (with our blessings i might add) but who climbed back on board of her own accord?...you did...so you get what you pay for, in all honesty it aint much but it beats treading water now doesnt it?... bloody wenches!!!
Oi, as much as I have been scrubbing and sweating and heaving bosoms, I can still raise a perfectly manicured eyebrow that will have you running to release the lifeboat...
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seekndestroy: when you dont have a wench you cant wait to get one and once you have one you cant wait to throw her overfoard......
how but we just shackle 'em until we need them or at least duct tape their mouth close bro?
how but we just shackle 'em until we need them or at least duct tape their mouth close bro?
Now that's more like it...
I love an assertive man.
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Im in agreeance with that.....
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Arealguy69: Listen, short of nailing you to to the "real captains" forehead you wouldnt go!!! he even tried to carry you off (with our blessings i might add) but who climbed back on board of her own accord?...you did...so you get what you pay for, in all honesty it aint much but it beats treading water now doesnt it?... bloody wenches!!!
Pirates
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Laura25: Pirates . . .
i know... we do try harder you know....(sounds like an ad for a car rental company)...... ------ This thread is Archived ------
Cpt ARG... i am growing impatient already.... all this baby mama drama with them wenches and piratesses is irking me to the point that i am not about to take any more of their crap so i suggest that we quickly defeat and have our way with this incoming ship and its female occupants (particularly the two captains). this should also help the morale of our crews, btw
and i say quickly because, i want to get back to dealing with my wench (Sommer) and put her in her place so as to ensure that she behaves as she is directed.... in my chest i have shackels tied downs and duct tape and im just gonna have my way with her until she begs me to stop....
and i say quickly because, i want to get back to dealing with my wench (Sommer) and put her in her place so as to ensure that she behaves as she is directed.... in my chest i have shackels tied downs and duct tape and im just gonna have my way with her until she begs me to stop....
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Now two of us we are on fire, but different case....
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seekndestroy: Cpt ARG... i am growing impatient already.... all this baby mama drama with them wenches and piratesses is irking me to the point that i am not about to take any more of their crap so i suggest that we quickly defeat and have our way with this incoming ship and its female occupants (particularly the two captains). this should also help the morale of our crews, btw
and i say quickly because, i want to get back to dealing with my wench (Sommer) and put her in her place so as to ensure that she behaves as she is directed.... in my chest i have shackels tied downs and duct tape and im just gonna have my way with her until she begs me to stop....
and i say quickly because, i want to get back to dealing with my wench (Sommer) and put her in her place so as to ensure that she behaves as she is directed.... in my chest i have shackels tied downs and duct tape and im just gonna have my way with her until she begs me to stop....
Sommer is in her place.
Now, C'ptain, wot ya gonna do????
She can smile her way out of duct tape, shackles are a tad trickier...
Still, Sommer is not daft, she'll find a way.
Unless of course, you really can get her to beg...
(Twice Sommer has been begged to beg in this thread, just FYI)
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Arealguy69: i know... we do try harder you know....(sounds like an ad for a car rental company)......
And just as crappy and cheap...
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Sommerauer71: Sommer is in her place.
Now, C'ptain, wot ya gonna do????
She can smile her way out of duct tape, shackles are a tad trickier...
Still, Sommer is not daft, she'll find a way.
Unless of course, you really can get her to beg...
(Twice Sommer has been begged to beg in this thread, just FYI)
Now, C'ptain, wot ya gonna do????
She can smile her way out of duct tape, shackles are a tad trickier...
Still, Sommer is not daft, she'll find a way.
Unless of course, you really can get her to beg...
(Twice Sommer has been begged to beg in this thread, just FYI)
captainhood is not given nor gifted.... it is earned, by the sweat of your brow, the blood spilt from your veins and the men (and women) who you've outmuscled or outsmarted.....
thus Ctp ARG and I have never and will never beg, but we are no strangers to MAKING others beg !!!!! should you catch our good graces and we'll be generous, but refusal to comply or defiance will be met with that force which is necessary to effect the intended purpose....
in other words: first I will ASK you, then I will TELL you and then I will MAKE you.... CptBeirut just met level two....level 3 will be the last!!!!!!
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