The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
Sommerauer71: Oh, okay.
She drops her scrubbing brush and she wanders up to deck, shielding her eyes from the brightness of daylight...
'Time for me to come and watch this duel, Sir'
She drops her scrubbing brush and she wanders up to deck, shielding her eyes from the brightness of daylight...
'Time for me to come and watch this duel, Sir'
Popcorn?
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seekndestroy: and what is it that IS rightfully his?
Me! Of course.
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Arealguy69: Popcorn?
Is this a new invention? Found on your sailing the seas?
Popcorn! What is this stuff?
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seekndestroy: i will not fight for your body for it is your heart and soul that i seek... but that i do not believe i can win with my muscle or swordsmanship.... that i can only win with my own soul and my character.... so it is you me lady that shall decide if my heart is worth of yours and if so ... no brute, mindless thug could ever take apart....
and if not... i'll just cheat and get my M16 out !!!!!
and if not... i'll just cheat and get my M16 out !!!!!
God, we women have to do everything around here.
So, this wench has to decide?
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Sommerauer71: Is this a new invention? Found on your sailing the seas?
Popcorn! What is this stuff?
Popcorn! What is this stuff?
I really hope your not going to talk through this entire duel....
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Sommerauer71: Me! Of course.
well if that is the case ... isnt the matter settled already? honor is not "winning" a maidens heart with force or brute displays.... anyone can fight but not everyone can love with the same passion.... but if you are a maiden whos striken by lust, brute strength or mindless bravado.... then your soul is not that i am akeen to .... for i know many a fair ladies who will prefer my passion !!!!
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seekndestroy: and if not... i'll just cheat and get my M16 out !!!!!
It's the first bloody Sci-Fi movie I've ever heard of!
You should script that and sell it to Bollywood.
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Arealguy69: I really hope your not going to talk through this entire duel....
I will, am a wench, can do what I like.
(This is where you grab me now, bound and gag me and walk me to the plank and I have to walk it)
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Arealguy69: I really hope your not going to talk through this entire duel....
i dont know bout you bro... but im counting 2-0 on my side !!!!
and he's gone silent too... i'd say its a done deal....
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seekndestroy: well if that is the case ... isnt the matter settled already? honor is not "winning" a maidens heart with force or brute displays.... anyone can fight but not everyone can love with the same passion.... but if you are a maiden whos striken by lust, brute strength or mindless bravado.... then your soul is not that i am akeen to .... for i know many a fair ladies who will prefer my passion !!!!
True, fraid the Captain won my heart way before this, with a thread on his fantasy for air hostesses.
Summer is still missing, have you her?
God and here I was wanting a dual.
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Sommerauer71: I will, am a wench, can do what I like.
(This is where you grab me now, bound and gag me and walk me to the plank and I have to walk it)
if i do that then the duel is but for naught, these two will be too busy to rescue you and i, will be enjoying the relative peace (afforded by you recent unscheduled departure) watching this duel of which now has no point...so walk the plank.... (This is where you grab me now, bound and gag me and walk me to the plank and I have to walk it)
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Sommerauer71: True, fraid the Captain won my heart way before this, with a thread on his fantasy for air hostesses.Summer is still missing, have you her?
God and here I was wanting a dual.
God and here I was wanting a dual.
well i will respectfully offer my congratulations to the both of you and bow down to the "better man....
now get the hell off of my ship !!!!!!
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In respect to the others who have volunteered to be part of these adventures i will continue with the story...
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Arealguy69: In respect to the others who have volunteered to be part of these adventures i will continue with the story...
yeah me too....btw... what you think of the background so far?
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seekndestroy: well i will respectfully offer my congratulations to the both of you and bow down to the "better man....
now get the hell off of my ship !!!!!!
now get the hell off of my ship !!!!!!
Wot? You don't need me to scrub floors any longer? I'm looking for my mate, Summer, you cant hide her for much longer ya know.
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Arealguy69: if i do that then the duel is but for naught, these two will be too busy to rescue you and i, will be enjoying the relative peace (afforded by you recent unscheduled departure) watching this duel of which now has no point...so walk the plank....
I scrub the decks, you cannot just push me overboard.
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seekndestroy: well if that is the case ... isnt the matter settled already? honor is not "winning" a maidens heart with force or brute displays.... anyone can fight but not everyone can love with the same passion.... but if you are a maiden whos striken by lust, brute strength or mindless bravado.... then your soul is not that i am akeen to .... for i know many a fair ladies who will prefer my passion !!!!
What kind of pirate are you!?
All that mooshy talk would get you keelhauled by the cleaning ladies in a busted up barge, let alone your pirate crew.
<Grabbing Sommer round the waist, lifting her up, putting her over my shoulder, grabbing a rope nearby which is attached to the deck running up towards a top of a mast, cutting the lower end off with me swashbuckler sword, and the rope is released, lifts us up towards the sky, where we land on a spar, then grab another rope tied there, cut that off and fly towards the mast across, land in the sail, skid down on it, land on deck, where I cut off the ropes to the life boat, as I’m stood in it, with Sommer still on me shoulder, and the boat lands in the water below, I put her down then start to row away, away, away>
Take that!
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Sommerauer71: Wot? You don't need me to scrub floors any longer? I'm looking for my mate, Summer, you cant hide her for much longer ya know.
good grief woman make up your mind !!!
i thought you wanted to leave with your captain?????
but yes i need floors scrubbed, clothes washed and other cpt needs to be taken care of so if you are up to the task then by all means remain on ship.... and in line !!!!
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seekndestroy: yeah me too....btw... what you think of the background so far?
its good... it'll work..
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i will not fight for your body for it is your heart and soul that i seek... but that i do not believe i can win with my muscle or swordsmanship.... that i can only win with my own soul and my character.... so it is you me lady that shall decide if my heart is worth of yours and if so ... no brute, mindless thug could ever take apart....
and if not... i'll just cheat and get my M16 out !!!!!