Turnip73 as the drinky drinky Priest Tainogirl as the Evil Pirate Queen Outrageous as the Innkeeper Goddess4u Also as the Innkeeper and the twin of Outrageous.
Below decks on board the 'Singulus' a figure snored in a bunk, a dull "thud" as the ship pitched and sent an empty rum bottle rolling across the floor...the slumbering figure grunted, forced out a high pitched strangled fart, rolled over and continued to snore.
An arm now dangled over the side of the bunk and clutched in the stubby fingers was a rosary and the cork from the empty rum bottle, Turnip73 the preist had seen better days, he was once to recieve a promotion from Rome which would have meant him becoming a Cardinal but, an unfortunate encounter with Tainogirl the Evil pirate Queen put an end to that.. This day, however, would be the day that he got his revenge when they made port in Tortilla.....
So now he spent his days drinking on the Singulus and performed the odd burial at sea which was a haphazard affair that often saw him follow the casket into the sea on account of his drunkardness, the crew often bet amongst themselves how long it would take for him to hit the water....
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Can't leave you alone for a minute can I? lolWell its 3am and I'm wide awake
Just can't get to sleep