The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus ( Archived) (886)

seekndestroy: yup, i found out after the divorce that i had married the devil !!!

Sommerauer71: Are you ready?

I might order pizza.

rodolpho: OMG the series only has 7 pages left and i keep forgettin to board ship.Maybe Im the guy you marrooned on a palm tree island with
friday
saturday
sunday etc.

you get the pic I am cruise away

rodolpho: never trust a pirate theyre all waterrats

SummerUK: Do you promise?

seekndestroy: .... While Betty was getting himself "kidnapped" by a group of sweaty, half naked piratesses, who had seen him board the Scorned and been smitten by his muscles, wooden leg and large sword... the rest of the Connectus and Singulus' crews were mesmerized watching the two sisters (Sommer and Geekgurl) rolling around on the top deck.

G33kgurl drew first blood. slashing at Sommer with a deftly used samurai sword. one that she had taken from an unfortunate Japanese warrior, who had dared to proposition her in a not so gentlemanly manner, while she was working as a geisha when SND left her stranded in that country in order to run off with her busty sister Sommer.

as a result of G33k's swift swords(woman)ship, Sommer lost her large fake nails on all but her right thumb and middle finger. this caused Sommer's vain personality to become infuriated as she knew that replacing those nails would be extremely expensive (about 20 gold coins) and she knew that Cpt SND was not likely to give her that much money.

Sommer charged her sister as she held her deadly samurai sword over her head to land the last deadly strike. the sword fell on the deck sticking through Cpt SND's left boot and in between his big and second toes. this brought him out of his trance as he had been watching the familiar bosoms heaving and corsets coming apart.

as the two sisters rolled around on the deck, pair by pair, the pirates and piratesses slowly started to sneak away below decks in order to satisfy hungers that up until that point none had realized needed satisfying.

as the wrestling match dragged on and on... the sisters began to tire and as they wore each other out more and more, their punching turned into scratching, the grabbing into hair pulling and the screaming and cursing into biting.

soon they both stopped fighting, bosoms heaving heavily as they were both out of breath and as suddenly as the fight started, it ended when Sommer whispered: "i missed you so much, i havent seen you in a sooo long, i think we need to cuddle on the couch with some wine and share our emotions"

G33k agreed and they embraced, walking away to the Scorned cpt's quarters. SND looked in disbelief and finally just shrug his shoulders before roping back onto the Connectus. suddenly all the noise from the battle was gone and the only sounds were those of the wind and the waves hitting the ships' hulls.

within an hour, and slowly all men started to appear for below decks of the Scorned. as they made it to the top deck they all made their way back to their respective ships. they were all sporting a smile on their faces that SND had never seen on any of them.

puzzled, he gave the order to separate from the Scorned. he asked: "where is Betty" and all he got for a response was Milo running up with Betty's eye patch in her mouth. he knew then that Betty had found his "heaven" and would not be rejoining the crew.

seekndestroy: yeah? wanna just email it so as to surprise everyone?

seekndestroy: where is everyone????