The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
seekndestroy: yeah? wanna just email it so as to surprise everyone?
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Sommerauer71: Raises eyebrow.
I know and I'm sorry and you know I'm not usually like that but Ive been waiting so long and he does make me tingle with his words
So
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Arealguy69: I have an idea for our next story....
I expect to support the lead in this one...
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Arealguy69: Sure...
i like keeping ppl in the dark.....
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SummerUK: I know and I'm sorry and you know I'm not usually like that but Ive been waiting so long and he does make me tingle with his wordsSo Get otta the way wench Errrrm I mean excuse me Sommer
Yes okay...
See you get nice things, I get fighting with poor G33, broken nails (false ones, I'll kill him) and a ferret, some ancient man pouring rum down my throat and leaving when he cannot get it up...
Is there a union around here, I feel this is a violation of my human rights as a lusty, buxom wench?
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seekndestroy: .... While Betty was getting himself "kidnapped" by a group of sweaty, half naked piratesses, who had seen him board the Scorned and been smitten by his muscles, wooden leg and large sword... the rest of the Connectus and Singulus' crews were mesmerized watching the two sisters (Sommer and Geekgurl) rolling around on the top deck.
G33kgurl drew first blood. slashing at Sommer with a deftly used samurai sword. one that she had taken from an unfortunate Japanese warrior, who had dared to proposition her in a not so gentlemanly manner, while she was working as a geisha when SND left her stranded in that country in order to run off with her busty sister Sommer.
as a result of G33k's swift swords(woman)ship, Sommer lost her large fake nails on all but her right thumb and middle finger. this caused Sommer's vain personality to become infuriated as she knew that replacing those nails would be extremely expensive (about 20 gold coins) and she knew that Cpt SND was not likely to give her that much money.
Sommer charged her sister as she held her deadly samurai sword over her head to land the last deadly strike. the sword fell on the deck sticking through Cpt SND's left boot and in between his big and second toes. this brought him out of his trance as he had been watching the familiar bosoms heaving and corsets coming apart.
as the two sisters rolled around on the deck, pair by pair, the pirates and piratesses slowly started to sneak away below decks in order to satisfy hungers that up until that point none had realized needed satisfying.
as the wrestling match dragged on and on... the sisters began to tire and as they wore each other out more and more, their punching turned into scratching, the grabbing into hair pulling and the screaming and cursing into biting.
soon they both stopped fighting, bosoms heaving heavily as they were both out of breath and as suddenly as the fight started, it ended when Sommer whispered: "i missed you so much, i havent seen you in a sooo long, i think we need to cuddle on the couch with some wine and share our emotions"
G33k agreed and they embraced, walking away to the Scorned cpt's quarters. SND looked in disbelief and finally just shrug his shoulders before roping back onto the Connectus. suddenly all the noise from the battle was gone and the only sounds were those of the wind and the waves hitting the ships' hulls.
within an hour, and slowly all men started to appear for below decks of the Scorned. as they made it to the top deck they all made their way back to their respective ships. they were all sporting a smile on their faces that SND had never seen on any of them.
puzzled, he gave the order to separate from the Scorned. he asked: "where is Betty" and all he got for a response was Milo running up with Betty's eye patch in her mouth. he knew then that Betty had found his "heaven" and would not be rejoining the crew.
G33kgurl drew first blood. slashing at Sommer with a deftly used samurai sword. one that she had taken from an unfortunate Japanese warrior, who had dared to proposition her in a not so gentlemanly manner, while she was working as a geisha when SND left her stranded in that country in order to run off with her busty sister Sommer.
as a result of G33k's swift swords(woman)ship, Sommer lost her large fake nails on all but her right thumb and middle finger. this caused Sommer's vain personality to become infuriated as she knew that replacing those nails would be extremely expensive (about 20 gold coins) and she knew that Cpt SND was not likely to give her that much money.
Sommer charged her sister as she held her deadly samurai sword over her head to land the last deadly strike. the sword fell on the deck sticking through Cpt SND's left boot and in between his big and second toes. this brought him out of his trance as he had been watching the familiar bosoms heaving and corsets coming apart.
as the two sisters rolled around on the deck, pair by pair, the pirates and piratesses slowly started to sneak away below decks in order to satisfy hungers that up until that point none had realized needed satisfying.
as the wrestling match dragged on and on... the sisters began to tire and as they wore each other out more and more, their punching turned into scratching, the grabbing into hair pulling and the screaming and cursing into biting.
soon they both stopped fighting, bosoms heaving heavily as they were both out of breath and as suddenly as the fight started, it ended when Sommer whispered: "i missed you so much, i havent seen you in a sooo long, i think we need to cuddle on the couch with some wine and share our emotions"
G33k agreed and they embraced, walking away to the Scorned cpt's quarters. SND looked in disbelief and finally just shrug his shoulders before roping back onto the Connectus. suddenly all the noise from the battle was gone and the only sounds were those of the wind and the waves hitting the ships' hulls.
within an hour, and slowly all men started to appear for below decks of the Scorned. as they made it to the top deck they all made their way back to their respective ships. they were all sporting a smile on their faces that SND had never seen on any of them.
puzzled, he gave the order to separate from the Scorned. he asked: "where is Betty" and all he got for a response was Milo running up with Betty's eye patch in her mouth. he knew then that Betty had found his "heaven" and would not be rejoining the crew.
J K Rowling is sighing in relief!
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Arealguy69: Sure...
i reckon that we need to make sure to finish this one first cause that one is bound to overshadow the living crap out of this !!!!!
again.... im liking how you roll bro !!!!!
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Sommerauer71: I expect to support the lead in this one...
Tsk! I was supposed to be the leading lady and Ive hardly been flippin mentioned....You've had all the limelight
Just as well I'm not a Diva
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Sommerauer71: Yes okay...
See you get nice things, I get fighting with poor G33, broken nails (false ones, I'll kill him) and a ferret, some ancient man pouring rum down my throat and leaving when he cannot get it up...
Is there a union around here, I feel this is a violation of my human rights as a lusty, buxom wench?
Oh aye, we are equal opportunity pirates, so your Union ship be 300 miles to the west, so if you would like to step off the ship and start swimming i'm sure they will address your issues in an appropriate manner....away you go...See you get nice things, I get fighting with poor G33, broken nails (false ones, I'll kill him) and a ferret, some ancient man pouring rum down my throat and leaving when he cannot get it up...
Is there a union around here, I feel this is a violation of my human rights as a lusty, buxom wench?
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Sommerauer71: Wottt?
I have been minding my own business.
I have been minding my own business.
playing innocent aint gonna make things any better.... just man (well woman) up and take it like you know you deserve !!!!
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wixomwizard: J K Rowling is sighing in relief!
J K rowling is really a man.... not a bad pirate either...------ This thread is Archived ------
Sommerauer71: Yes okay...
See you get nice things, I get fighting with poor G33, broken nails (false ones, I'll kill him) and a ferret, some ancient man pouring rum down my throat and leaving when he cannot get it up...
Is there a union around here, I feel this is a violation of my human rights as a lusty, buxom wench?
See you get nice things, I get fighting with poor G33, broken nails (false ones, I'll kill him) and a ferret, some ancient man pouring rum down my throat and leaving when he cannot get it up...
Is there a union around here, I feel this is a violation of my human rights as a lusty, buxom wench?
Omg that made me laugh so much
Ok well thats true... really nice things they were too
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seekndestroy: i reckon that we need to make sure to finish this one first cause that one is bound to overshadow the living crap out of this !!!!!again.... im liking how you roll bro !!!!!
Finish this one for sure..------ This thread is Archived ------
Arealguy69: J K rowling is really a man.... not a bad pirate either...
who's jk Rowling?
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seekndestroy: who's jk Rowling?
pirate man...------ This thread is Archived ------
Arealguy69: Oh aye, we are equal opportunity pirates, so your Union ship be 300 miles to the west, so if you would like to step off the ship and start swimming i'm sure they will address your issues in an appropriate manner....away you go...
yeah the complaint line is way down yonder... take a number, i think the last number is 15739, and currently they are serving number.....
1 !!!!
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Arealguy69: pirate man...
never met him... but im sure he was a very nice feller !!!! lol
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seekndestroy: never met him... but im sure he was a very nice feller !!!! lol
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SummerUK: Tsk! I was supposed to be the leading lady and Ive hardly been flippin mentioned....You've had all the limelightJust as well I'm not a Diva
Oh yes you are M'lady and I have proof:
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yeah? wanna just email it so as to surprise everyone?