The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
Sommerauer71: Kind but no thanks.
I'm still waiting for my $100.
I'm still waiting for my $100.
and wait you will..... hehehe
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just to refreshen your inhibriated memory:
Amidst the swords clanging and cannon fire Sommerauer landed on the deck of the "scorned" she stomped her way towards
Tainogirl when a flash of brown cassock swept across the deck and snatched Tainogirl away, Turnip71 had awoken and quickly
joined the fracas, his only goal was to spirit away Tainogirl and lock her away until they reached the port of tortilla.
With Tainogirl gone, Sommerauer turned her attentions to her sister G33kgurl, "how dare you, you cow!!" screamed Sommer,
"SND was mine first!" retorted G33kgurl then in a flurry of swishing skirts the two women engaged in a display of hair
pulling, tearing of clothing and general wrestling, there were britches on display as they rolled around on the deck, and
the heaving bosoms heaved even more, and now they were covered in a light sheen of sweat, it was as if two unrestrained molds of jello/jelly had decided to have a wobble-off contest occasionally bumping into each other to perpetuate the wobble even more.
No one on board had ever seen anything like at the time, and slowly one by one the pirates and piratessess stopped their
fighting and "arrrgghing" and watched in amazement at the wonderful spectacle before them.
Amidst the swords clanging and cannon fire Sommerauer landed on the deck of the "scorned" she stomped her way towards
Tainogirl when a flash of brown cassock swept across the deck and snatched Tainogirl away, Turnip71 had awoken and quickly
joined the fracas, his only goal was to spirit away Tainogirl and lock her away until they reached the port of tortilla.
With Tainogirl gone, Sommerauer turned her attentions to her sister G33kgurl, "how dare you, you cow!!" screamed Sommer,
"SND was mine first!" retorted G33kgurl then in a flurry of swishing skirts the two women engaged in a display of hair
pulling, tearing of clothing and general wrestling, there were britches on display as they rolled around on the deck, and
the heaving bosoms heaved even more, and now they were covered in a light sheen of sweat, it was as if two unrestrained molds of jello/jelly had decided to have a wobble-off contest occasionally bumping into each other to perpetuate the wobble even more.
No one on board had ever seen anything like at the time, and slowly one by one the pirates and piratessess stopped their
fighting and "arrrgghing" and watched in amazement at the wonderful spectacle before them.
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seekndestroy: who's been hitting the rum???
clearly you are the one that cant remember what you did..... can you say "blackout"?
clearly you are the one that cant remember what you did..... can you say "blackout"?
It is 8.22am here.
I am on coffee. And I hate rum.
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I Present to u "The Beauty and the Beast"
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seekndestroy: just to refreshen your inhibriated memory:Amidst the swords clanging and cannon fire Sommerauer landed on the deck of the "scorned" she stomped her way towards
Tainogirl when a flash of brown cassock swept across the deck and snatched Tainogirl away, Turnip71 had awoken and quickly
joined the fracas, his only goal was to spirit away Tainogirl and lock her away until they reached the port of tortilla.
With Tainogirl gone, Sommerauer turned her attentions to her sister G33kgurl, "how dare you, you cow!!" screamed Sommer,
"SND was mine first!" retorted G33kgurl then in a flurry of swishing skirts the two women engaged in a display of hair
pulling, tearing of clothing and general wrestling, there were britches on display as they rolled around on the deck, and
the heaving bosoms heaved even more, and now they were covered in a light sheen of sweat, it was as if two unrestrained molds of jello/jelly had decided to have a wobble-off contest occasionally bumping into each other to perpetuate the wobble even more.
No one on board had ever seen anything like at the time, and slowly one by one the pirates and piratessess stopped their
fighting and "arrrgghing" and watched in amazement at the wonderful spectacle before them.
Tainogirl when a flash of brown cassock swept across the deck and snatched Tainogirl away, Turnip71 had awoken and quickly
joined the fracas, his only goal was to spirit away Tainogirl and lock her away until they reached the port of tortilla.
With Tainogirl gone, Sommerauer turned her attentions to her sister G33kgurl, "how dare you, you cow!!" screamed Sommer,
"SND was mine first!" retorted G33kgurl then in a flurry of swishing skirts the two women engaged in a display of hair
pulling, tearing of clothing and general wrestling, there were britches on display as they rolled around on the deck, and
the heaving bosoms heaved even more, and now they were covered in a light sheen of sweat, it was as if two unrestrained molds of jello/jelly had decided to have a wobble-off contest occasionally bumping into each other to perpetuate the wobble even more.
No one on board had ever seen anything like at the time, and slowly one by one the pirates and piratessess stopped their
fighting and "arrrgghing" and watched in amazement at the wonderful spectacle before them.
Oh that, that is your overactive imagination.
Money, now. I can see land.
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Sommerauer71: It is 8.22am here.
I am on coffee. And I hate rum.
I am on coffee. And I hate rum.
you werent complaining about the rum earlier while tied down.....
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Sommerauer71: Oh that, that is your overactive imagination.
Money, now. I can see land.
Money, now. I can see land.
who's got the overactive imagination now???????
you aint getting nothing till you start being nicer to your cpt !!!!
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please .. let me post first... dam....
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seekndestroy: you werent complaining about the rum earlier while tied down.....
I couldn't you git, you had me gagged and tied up.
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seekndestroy: who's got the overactive imagination now???????
you aint getting nothing till you start being nicer to your cpt !!!!
you aint getting nothing till you start being nicer to your cpt !!!!
Ooops sorry, Captain.
Swishes skirts, puts first finger in mouth, loosens laces...
Please, please may I have some cash so I can look pretty for you.
(Don't make me do this again)
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pebblesbamban: please .. let me post first... dam....
Oh Pebbles, go ahead.
I'm just waiting while the Captain roots for some money.
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Sommerauer71: Ooops sorry, Captain.
Swishes skirts, puts first finger in mouth, loosens laces...
Please, please may I have some cash so I can look pretty for you.
(Don't make me do this again)
Swishes skirts, puts first finger in mouth, loosens laces...
Please, please may I have some cash so I can look pretty for you.
(Don't make me do this again)
well now that you put it that way..... sure, you can have a few gold coins and just to show you my generosity, i'll give you extra so you can fix up your hair too.....it got a bit ruffled up earlier...
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seekndestroy: well now that you put it that way..... sure, you can have a few gold coins and just to show you my generosity, i'll give you extra so you can fix up your hair too.....it got a bit ruffled up earlier...
At last, now I can go and get some breakfast and get myself dolled up.
You are so wonderful to me Captain.
(Takes cash, stuffs it down her front, plonks a kiss on his cheek)
And flutters eyelashes.
God you men will fall for anything.
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Sommerauer71: At last, now I can go and get some breakfast and get myself dolled up.
You are so wonderful to me Captain.
(Takes cash, stuffs it down her front, plonks a kiss on his cheek)
And flutters eyelashes.
God you men will fall for anything.
You are so wonderful to me Captain.
(Takes cash, stuffs it down her front, plonks a kiss on his cheek)
And flutters eyelashes.
God you men will fall for anything.
or at least let you think we do !!!!!
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seekndestroy: or at least let you think we do !!!!!
Do you want some eggs?
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Sommerauer71: Do you want some eggs?
depends... what are you planning to do with them....
i thought you could get some other product that i could get some use out of such as.... oh never mind....
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Sommerauer71: Do you want some eggs?
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seekndestroy: and back-up finally arrives !!!!hahaha
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Arealguy69: hey bro, guess what?
what?
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I was in bed at 11pm last night.
God, you been hitting the rum?
who's been hitting the rum???
clearly you are the one that cant remember what you did..... can you say "blackout"?