The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
Arealguy69: And you too G33kgurl..
as long as i get to wear an eyepatch and one hooked arm, i'll be a happy chicky! goodnight ya'll!!
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So, you have found Summer???
I have been scrubbing the decks all day and my nails are wrecked. Where is the nearest manicurist?
I have been scrubbing the decks all day and my nails are wrecked. Where is the nearest manicurist?
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Sommerauer71: So, you have found Summer???
I have been scrubbing the decks all day and my nails are wrecked. Where is the nearest manicurist?
I have been scrubbing the decks all day and my nails are wrecked. Where is the nearest manicurist?
we're pulling into Tortilla so i'll get you a new dress and a manicure in between drunken fights at the local "watering" hole and searches for a crew, and getting supplies.... oh and remind me, i need to get more food for Wilbur!!!!
oh and getting the damn ship fixed
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Damn.. how did I miss this?
Am I too late to be in the story?
Am I too late to be in the story?
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NeWildflower: Damn.. how did I miss this?
Am I too late to be in the story?
Not at all just pick who you want to be...Am I too late to be in the story?
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Arealguy69: Not at all just pick who you want to be...
(Wipes sweaty brow and flings sweat at him)
Erm and where do you think you have been? I thought you had abandoned ship...
See, it takes a woman to keep things going and a bosom heaving one at that...
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Sommerauer71: (Wipes sweaty brow and flings sweat at him)
Erm and where do you think you have been? I thought you had abandoned ship...
See, it takes a woman to keep things going and a bosom heaving one at that...
Erm and where do you think you have been? I thought you had abandoned ship...
See, it takes a woman to keep things going and a bosom heaving one at that...
Oh you know, sleeping, working, training, you know having a normal life outside of here....
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Holy crap bro! we made the final 10...not that ive been keep tabs or anything.......
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Arealguy69: Oh you know, sleeping, working, training, you know having a normal life outside of here....
Have you stolen my shopping list?
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Sommerauer71: Have you stolen my shopping list?
No i have my own shopping list,
Rum
rum
rum
rum
and some rum....
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Arealguy69: Holy crap bro! we made the final 10...not that ive been keep tabs or anything.......
what final 10????
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Arealguy69: No i have my own shopping list,
Rum
rum
rum
rum
and some rum....
Rum
rum
rum
rum
and some rum....
dont forget the rum too !!!!
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seekndestroy: what final 10????
The hunk a thon thing.. guys can vote too now..... i must say i did vote for you my bro in crime...
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Introducing:
Tainogirl - Evil Pirate Queen
G33kgurl - also Evil Pirate Queen
The two ships finally sailed out of the storm that had hampered their progress for 3 days and as they sailed into calmer waters and sunshine they spotted a sail on the horizon. Captain SND peered through the telescope and quietly swore under his breath.
If Captain SND had to circumnavigate the globe for the rest of his life the last people he wanted to ever encounter
again were sailing towards him on two seperate ships flying pirate colours.
Geminiman61 shuffled up alongside the captain and asked "orders sir?"
"Hoist the colours!!! trim the mainsail!!! all crew to battle stations!!! Runout the portside cannons!!
"Aye aye Captain"
Snd turned to his trusted bodyguard "Mr Geminiman61, i do believe that we are about to have ourselves a skirmish with
an enemy so cunning and devious that no navy in the entire world has ever stood up to them,"
"an enemy that the devil himself would not accept in hades on account of them being too evil even for him.
"Is it Tainogirl and G33kgurl again sah?" queried Geminiman61...
"i'm afraid so" replied SND
"Sah, if you dont mind me saying so, in hindsight it probably was not the best idea to run off with their sister Sommerauer71, specially seeing as you and G33kgurl were betrothed."
"First of all, i'll thank you to keep your opinion to yourself, but, yes, you are right but Sommerauer71 has well, a
rather ample treasure chest as it were" Replied SND as he winked at his bodyguard.
"Oh and one more thing, Geminiman61 is too long a name for you, so i think purposes of expediency and the conservation of breath and words i will call you Betty, understand?
"Aye Captain" replied Betty
"Whats your name?"
"Betty"
"Excellent."
Over on the Singulus, Captain ARG had finally climbed back on board after spending the last 48 hours panel beating the
side of the Singulus with his forehead, fortunately there was not a scratch on his fine features, looking across to the
Connectus he saw the colours being hoisted and the cannons being run out, he reached for his telescope and saw the
reason for this urgent action.
ARG called to his executive officer "Run out the starboard cannon, hoist the colours and trim the mainsail" oh and wake
the priest, he is going to want to have a piece of this battle"
"aye aye captain" replied the XO as he turned and barked off the captains orders to the crew...
more to come..
Tainogirl - Evil Pirate Queen
G33kgurl - also Evil Pirate Queen
The two ships finally sailed out of the storm that had hampered their progress for 3 days and as they sailed into calmer waters and sunshine they spotted a sail on the horizon. Captain SND peered through the telescope and quietly swore under his breath.
If Captain SND had to circumnavigate the globe for the rest of his life the last people he wanted to ever encounter
again were sailing towards him on two seperate ships flying pirate colours.
Geminiman61 shuffled up alongside the captain and asked "orders sir?"
"Hoist the colours!!! trim the mainsail!!! all crew to battle stations!!! Runout the portside cannons!!
"Aye aye Captain"
Snd turned to his trusted bodyguard "Mr Geminiman61, i do believe that we are about to have ourselves a skirmish with
an enemy so cunning and devious that no navy in the entire world has ever stood up to them,"
"an enemy that the devil himself would not accept in hades on account of them being too evil even for him.
"Is it Tainogirl and G33kgurl again sah?" queried Geminiman61...
"i'm afraid so" replied SND
"Sah, if you dont mind me saying so, in hindsight it probably was not the best idea to run off with their sister Sommerauer71, specially seeing as you and G33kgurl were betrothed."
"First of all, i'll thank you to keep your opinion to yourself, but, yes, you are right but Sommerauer71 has well, a
rather ample treasure chest as it were" Replied SND as he winked at his bodyguard.
"Oh and one more thing, Geminiman61 is too long a name for you, so i think purposes of expediency and the conservation of breath and words i will call you Betty, understand?
"Aye Captain" replied Betty
"Whats your name?"
"Betty"
"Excellent."
Over on the Singulus, Captain ARG had finally climbed back on board after spending the last 48 hours panel beating the
side of the Singulus with his forehead, fortunately there was not a scratch on his fine features, looking across to the
Connectus he saw the colours being hoisted and the cannons being run out, he reached for his telescope and saw the
reason for this urgent action.
ARG called to his executive officer "Run out the starboard cannon, hoist the colours and trim the mainsail" oh and wake
the priest, he is going to want to have a piece of this battle"
"aye aye captain" replied the XO as he turned and barked off the captains orders to the crew...
more to come..
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Ah ha!!!!!
So SND and G33kgurl were betrothed???
Hummmph! Does Sommer know about that????
Its 5.20am and I'm wide awake lol
Wish I could bloody get some sleep
So SND and G33kgurl were betrothed???
Hummmph! Does Sommer know about that????
Its 5.20am and I'm wide awake lolWish I could bloody get some sleep
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SummerUK: Ah ha!!!!!
So SND and G33kgurl were betrothed???
Hummmph! Does Sommer know about that????
Its 5.20am and I'm wide awake lol
Wish I could bloody get some sleep
So SND and G33kgurl were betrothed???
Hummmph! Does Sommer know about that????
Its 5.20am and I'm wide awake lol
Wish I could bloody get some sleep
I think you might be in need of a big cup of ARG....
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Arealguy69: I think you might be in need of a big cup of ARG....
Would that be warm and sweet with a bit of a kick????
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SummerUK: Would that be warm and sweet with a bit of a kick????
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Why am I actually starting to believe this story????
Oh Boy! A touch of Haka too?
Just Perfick
Oh Boy! A touch of Haka too?
Just Perfick
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