The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus (886)
YewEye: I heard the line for this was off the gang plank and getting longer by the moment. Then again, it's only what a passing mermaid told me... Morning everyone.
I was just thinking that if there were any openings, I might nominate JVASKI.
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WhatUwish4: I was just thinking that if there were any openings, I might nominate JVASKI.
Hmm. Would that be before or after his alien abduction...? Ah. Nevermind, stupid question.
Some wench needs to get involved. Too many "Args" and not enough "Ahhs..." in the story so far."
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YewEye: Hmm. Would that be before or after his alien abduction...? Ah. Nevermind, stupid question.
Some wench needs to get involved. Too many "Args" and not enough "Ahhs..." in the story so far."
Some wench needs to get involved. Too many "Args" and not enough "Ahhs..." in the story so far."
LOL..Then we need to have JVASKI put on his tightie whities (if you haven't seen the pic, it's Antonio Banderes in his jockies)
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Sommerauer71: So, I'll be down under the decks scrubbing for you...
Hopefully the star of the show, Summer will be here soon.
Hopefully the star of the show, Summer will be here soon.
do you want me to go down under with you
on your hands and knees mmmm
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WhatUwish4: Do you still have openings for Lusty Wenches?
There will always be openings for gorgeous wenches like you
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geminiman61: There will always be openings for gorgeous wenches like you
Well thank you Mr Gemini! But I was thinking of nominating a certain pesky poster for the job.
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Can I be a Lusty Wench? 
Or one of the Inn maids? 
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WhatUwish4: LOL..Then we need to have JVASKI put on his tightie whities (if you haven't seen the pic, it's Antonio Banderes in his jockies)
Really? Seeing THAT would sure set my clock back (to the Stone Age). These types of Kodiak Bare Moments are made for others in the Banderes Family (I hope they don't sue...)
Avast there!
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YewEye: Really? Seeing THAT would sure set my clock back (to the Stone Age). These types of Kodiak Bare Moments are made for others in the Banderes Family (I hope they don't sue...)
Avast there!
Avast there!
They probably would sue if they knew it was JVASKI who was using the photo...but perhaps they won't when they see what a good community service he is performing for us women.
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WhatUwish4: They probably would sue if they knew it was JVASKI who was using the photo...but perhaps they won't when they see what a good community service he is performing for us women.
Community service...? Sounds like a gang or tribal organization...
Oh... RIGHT....
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Arealguy69: I am writing a fictional story about a couple of swashbucklers and their misadventures, it involves people in these forums (well 3 so far) playing different characters, if you want to be in this story let me know and i'll add you.
The characters availiable are, Ships crews, (sorry guys the Swashbuklers characters have been filled, although i do think we should have some enemy captains and crews)
fair maidens, Lusty wenches, an inn keeper, the inn keepers wife, the local constable, his deputy, a local magistrate, a priest and a dodgy trader, oh and a king and queen... if you think of any characters let me know and i'll try to add them...
Lets Meet the Cast and characters so Far:
Swashbuckler 1 : SeeknDestroy or SND
SND's character is a very seasoned sailor, he is not a very handsome man, but, he is extremely intelligent, and that intelligence gets him the girls...
Swahbuckler 2 : Arealguy or ARG
A very handsome man, lovely to look at, never has a problem with the ladies, women swoon when he's about, he is a hunk, a gorgeous beast of a man, unfortunately, he is as thick as two short planks, he is clumsy, slighly dimwitted and on occasions, quite stupid...
Fair Maiden 1 : SummerUK
A beautiful woman, desired by men all over the world, she is intelligent, clever, witty and knows more than she lets on..
She is in the secret employ of the King as a spy, her feminine wiles and pure cunning ensures she always gets the job done....
The characters availiable are, Ships crews, (sorry guys the Swashbuklers characters have been filled, although i do think we should have some enemy captains and crews)
fair maidens, Lusty wenches, an inn keeper, the inn keepers wife, the local constable, his deputy, a local magistrate, a priest and a dodgy trader, oh and a king and queen... if you think of any characters let me know and i'll try to add them...
Lets Meet the Cast and characters so Far:
Swashbuckler 1 : SeeknDestroy or SND
SND's character is a very seasoned sailor, he is not a very handsome man, but, he is extremely intelligent, and that intelligence gets him the girls...
Swahbuckler 2 : Arealguy or ARG
A very handsome man, lovely to look at, never has a problem with the ladies, women swoon when he's about, he is a hunk, a gorgeous beast of a man, unfortunately, he is as thick as two short planks, he is clumsy, slighly dimwitted and on occasions, quite stupid...
Fair Maiden 1 : SummerUK
A beautiful woman, desired by men all over the world, she is intelligent, clever, witty and knows more than she lets on..
She is in the secret employ of the King as a spy, her feminine wiles and pure cunning ensures she always gets the job done....
I'll gladly take one of the enemy captain's roles - as you can see I am already dressed for my part.
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YewEye: They'll have to get to port for the latter character.
Maybe I'll be kidnapped, because I have great fortune-teller abilities and the Captain is superstitious?
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WhatUwish4: Do you still have openings for Lusty Wenches?
we are always looking for wenches, maidens, mermaids, and damsels.... actually anything female and we are game.... this IS a dating site after all.... if no role is available ARG and I will gladly accomodate by MAKING things happen for you.... we aim to please!!!
.... that's just how we roll....
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geminiman61: do you want me to go down under with you
on your hands and knees mmmm
on your hands and knees mmmm
Hey Gem i already warned ARG about this but Summer has already made a committment to Cpt SND and thus is no longer available to take any advances from anyone so back off and sheath that sword unless YOU want to be scrubbing the deck and mending the sails....!!!!
lets not start a mutiny cause i certainly do not want to start executions this early in the story....
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OUTRAGEOUS: Can I be a Lusty Wench? Or one of the Inn maids?
outrageous as much as you deserve a personalized response dedicated to you and you only... i have already responded to that same question a couple of posts ago and for the sake of efficiency would kindly refer you to it for your answer....
short answer ....YES !!!!
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tainogirl: I'll gladly take one of the enemy captain's roles - as you can see I am already dressed for my part.
and your wish shall be granted....
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seekndestroy: and your wish shall be granted....
Thank You kind sir(just make sure I get a meaty part with lots of thrusting and slashing).
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I heard the line for this was off the gang plank and getting longer by the moment. Then again, it's only what a passing mermaid told me...