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Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 PostsI dont like trying on clothes either. 
I think its the smug pre pubescent wafer thin shop assistants ..
I think its the smug pre pubescent wafer thin shop assistants ..Toffeapple: Well they have already weighed me! And fully dressed - now that sucks! So no cheating now, but I loved the idea.The other options for a good day if you have a few spare dollars, is a lovely shoulder or back massage - we have lots of Chinese Massage therapists around here - indulge yourself and enjoy!
OooOOooo that does sound nice Toff ...
I might just run with that idea as soon as I get the chance
Shell225: I dont like trying on clothes either. I think its the smug pre pubescent wafer thin shop assistants ..
It's also the overheated changerooms, when you're already wearing 16 layers cos it's freezing outside and you're trying on winter clothes
Yep, and all those mirrors and seeing bits of yourself a little bit too much and nowhere to put your stuff and no help and clothes that don't fit etc etc etc 
Toffeapple: Yep, and all those mirrors and seeing bits of yourself a little bit too much and nowhere to put your stuff and no help and clothes that don't fit etc etc etc
or when you grab something that really should fit and it is an odd size, you get it half on and get stuck!
then have to do the straitjacket shuffle to try and get it off
Toffeapple: Yep, and all those mirrors and seeing bits of yourself a little bit too much and nowhere to put your stuff and no help and clothes that don't fit etc etc etc
and you come out of the change room, to look in the mirror, feeling like you've done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson, some dress caught in the back of yer tights, and they say...
OOoo that looks nice...
jem1964: or when you grab something that really should fit and it is an odd size, you get it half on and get stuck!
then have to do the straitjacket shuffle to try and get it off
then have to do the straitjacket shuffle to try and get it off
Shell225: and you come out of the change room, to look in the mirror, feeling like you've done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson, some dress caught in the back of yer tights, and they say...OOoo that looks nice...
So happy to hear others having the same problems. I always get overheated in those change rooms - changing clothes is hard work and then having to do up and undo shoes all the time and not trip over stuff when pulling them off and on etc
I especially hate it when I hear someone in the next cubicle say - it's too big, can you get me the next size down......
jem1964: or when you grab something that really should fit and it is an odd size, you get it half on and get stuck!
then have to do the straitjacket shuffle to try and get it off
then have to do the straitjacket shuffle to try and get it off
So very true.
Toffeapple: Yep, and all those mirrors and seeing bits of yourself a little bit too much and nowhere to put your stuff and no help and clothes that don't fit etc etc etc
Gosh, you have made me laugh...
I also hate those large mirrors... I feel like I am truly exposed...
staring at the bits I hate...
and the bits that I normally consider passable seem to be hidden somewhere in that small squeezy dressing room...
with the big sign,,, that actually says... "Dressing Room"...It may as well say
"Ladies looking at themselves.. Fellas, check out the crack in the curtain.."
cheers
Toffeapple: So happy to hear others having the same problems. I always get overheated in those change rooms - changing clothes is hard work and then having to do up and undo shoes all the time and not trip over stuff when pulling them off and on etcI especially hate it when I hear someone in the next cubicle say - it's too big, can you get me the next size down......
yep and as you get more flustered from trying on clothes the more they stick to you.....
Toffeapple: So happy to hear others having the same problems. I always get overheated in those change rooms - changing clothes is hard work and then having to do up and undo shoes all the time and not trip over stuff when pulling them off and on etcI especially hate it when I hear someone in the next cubicle say - it's too big, can you get me the next size down......
I always seem to try things on when there's a mum in the next cubicle with a tired, whingey child ... just to add to the experience
Merriweather: Gosh, you have made me laugh...
I also hate those large mirrors... I feel like I am truly exposed...
staring at the bits I hate...
and the bits that I normally consider passable seem to be hidden somewhere in that small squeezy dressing room...
with the big sign,,, that actually says... "Dressing Room"...It may as well say
"Ladies looking at themselves.. Fellas, check out the crack in the curtain.."
cheers
I also hate those large mirrors... I feel like I am truly exposed...
staring at the bits I hate...
and the bits that I normally consider passable seem to be hidden somewhere in that small squeezy dressing room...
with the big sign,,, that actually says... "Dressing Room"...It may as well say
"Ladies looking at themselves.. Fellas, check out the crack in the curtain.."
cheers
Oh gawd yeah Merri, I hate it when they've cut the curtains and they are too small for the width of the cubicle.. What the heck is with that??
serene56: I always seem to try things on when there's a mum in the next cubicle with a tired, whingey child ... just to add to the experience
sorry I'll not bring Shortie next time 
Shell225: I think its cause I was doing it all on the wee little notebook, not the lappy ... was just a bit big for it
Even i know shell? U should'nt wee on a lappy 
Merriweather: Gosh, you have made me laugh...
I also hate those large mirrors... I feel like I am truly exposed...
staring at the bits I hate...
and the bits that I normally consider passable seem to be hidden somewhere in that small squeezy dressing room...
with the big sign,,, that actually says... "Dressing Room"...It may as well say
"Ladies looking at themselves.. Fellas, check out the crack in the curtain.."
cheers
That's my nickname *lookin*I also hate those large mirrors... I feel like I am truly exposed...
staring at the bits I hate...
and the bits that I normally consider passable seem to be hidden somewhere in that small squeezy dressing room...
with the big sign,,, that actually says... "Dressing Room"...It may as well say
"Ladies looking at themselves.. Fellas, check out the crack in the curtain.."
cheers
ps where ur pic go?
robplum: oh PS
OfficeWorks offer was $49.95
That's 5 gig which is good for three months
Geezers Mr Rob! This is turned out to be a shopping spree? Lets get the hell out of here!! FOLLOW ME!!OfficeWorks offer was $49.95
That's 5 gig which is good for three months
CuspofMagic: mmmh perhaps you require a break from yours
No argument there...I would add, that I need a break from everything. And asap!...I'm planning, planning...
venere08: No argument there...I would add, that I need a break from everything. And asap!...I'm planning, planning...
ditto that venere
ohnuts1: ditto that venere
howdy, ohnuts
maybe we could escape together...you take the high road, and I will take the low road...
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