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Oct 28, 2014 2:52 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
sexydivabella
sexydivabellasexydivabellaDrogheda, Dublin Ireland44 Threads 4 Polls 5,978 Posts
Saw this somewhere else (have also posted it on the IE forum) and the answers were really funny laugh

I will start with ONE of mine: He smelt like my brother uh oh
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Oct 28, 2014 3:01 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
sexydivabella
sexydivabellasexydivabellaDrogheda, Dublin Ireland44 Threads 4 Polls 5,978 Posts
mollybaby: Saw this somewhere else (have also posted it on the IE forum) and the answers were really funny

I will start with ONE of mine: He smelt like my brother

Oh dear jesus.I can't think of any after that!!


and I don't meant his after shave! I mean his actual smell wow He looked a bit like him too so it was a definite NO NO blues
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Oct 28, 2014 3:06 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
scold


Does teeth - grinding count as whimsical?

To me it is pure torture, not a bit whimsicalblues
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Oct 28, 2014 3:15 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
....woman chewing a plug of tobacco.......then looking for somewhere to spit......is,nt......whimsical to me.......uh oh uh oh mumbling tongue roll eyes laugh
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Oct 28, 2014 3:32 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
truheart1941: ....woman chewing a plug of tobacco.......then looking for somewhere to spit......is,nt......whimsical to me.......


What kind of women do you hang out with??uh oh


laugh
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Oct 28, 2014 3:40 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
Katiko
KatikoKatikofreiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany19 Threads 5 Polls 196 Posts
He had long toes nails. (Beginning of Uni)
I should have probably told him to cut it but felt uneasy about telling him that so I simply broke up with him :)
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Oct 28, 2014 3:46 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
I didn't like his teeth
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Oct 28, 2014 3:47 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
purr4mance
purr4mancepurr4manceCleveland, Ohio USA4,825 Posts
What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?

she worked in a pickle factoryrolling on the floor laughing

the garlic smell was too much
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Oct 28, 2014 4:16 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
hoolet: I didn't like his teeth
then buy your own.....snooty rolling on the floor laughing laugh wave
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Oct 29, 2014 2:52 AM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
Whimsical excuse ? Never had one of those. Every breakup I've had, was due to a major issue.
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Oct 29, 2014 3:07 AM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
He looked better in my LBD than I did mumbling
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Oct 29, 2014 9:17 AM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
she's not having plenty of...?grin
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Oct 29, 2014 11:59 AM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
Ken_19
Ken_19Ken_19Winchester, Virginia USA68 Threads 26 Polls 1,055 Posts
She was thinking of getting a tattoo. How creepy is that? Ewww.
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Oct 29, 2014 12:09 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Ken_19: She was thinking of getting a tattoo. How creepy is that? Ewww.


Creepy? Really? Most women I know have more tats than I do. laugh some even have their facial makeup tattooed on. Which is cool, imo.
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Oct 29, 2014 12:14 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
Ken_19
Ken_19Ken_19Winchester, Virginia USA68 Threads 26 Polls 1,055 Posts
You welcome to them. I prefer women who follow the 10 Commandments.
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Oct 29, 2014 12:15 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Ken_19: You welcome to them. I prefer women who follow the 10 Commandments.


The what? conversing

rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2014 12:20 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
He was a snob
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Oct 29, 2014 2:39 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
unlaoised: The what?


Thou shalt not ink professor
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Oct 29, 2014 2:41 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Obstinance_Works: Her handwriting was definitely too big.


Good one! thumbs up

You do whimsical well!!
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Oct 29, 2014 2:43 PM CST What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone?
mollybaby: Thou shalt not ink
in the sink....scold roll eyes tongue laugh
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