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Apr 22, 2015 9:43 PM CST Moses
SrPopper
SrPopperSrPopperJalisco, Mexico14 Threads 2 Polls 152 Posts
pedro27: did Moses glow after talking with God..?...



not glow, blow. wink
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Apr 24, 2015 4:42 PM CST Moses
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
pauls1961: Was Moses Pharoah Akhnaten of Egypt if he was not he was certainly connected with hum

Akhen-aton being Mosses? Could be.
Why did Akhenaton looked feminine and with his head a bit elongated?
(his belly was rather ...)

What would be the relationship of Mosses and Joseph (the guy that was sold to the Egyptians by his brothers(Israelites-Ismaelites)?

As civilizations we went from
Polytheism to monotheism
From monoteism to atheism

What is next?

Political homo var. no-sapiens -meanwhile-?

laugh
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Apr 24, 2015 4:53 PM CST Moses
almera03
almera03almera03portsmouth, Hampshire, England UK11 Threads 3,913 Posts
if only he could have remembered all 14 commandments...

14. Happy April Fools day
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Apr 24, 2015 5:04 PM CST Moses
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
stringman: what would you do if a bush started to talk to you?



Lots of bushes have lips wink



grin
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Apr 25, 2015 7:58 AM CST Moses
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
CuddlingSoul: How does Moses make coffee ? Hebrews it.

I don´t get it, can you explain it to me?
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Apr 25, 2015 8:18 AM CST Moses
smalldutchgirl
smalldutchgirlsmalldutchgirlDublin, Ireland68 Posts
pedro27: they made a movie in the 1960s about Moses's life, a true story, have to say it was very interestng


They also wrote 4 chapters about him in this book but not many people know, it is called the Bible. I can really recommend it. The book is always better than the movie
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Apr 25, 2015 8:30 AM CST Moses
almera03
almera03almera03portsmouth, Hampshire, England UK11 Threads 3,913 Posts
Not one single account was ever recorded during his life time, it's as if he never ever existed

fancy that professor
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Apr 26, 2015 4:13 PM CST Moses
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Why did Moses break the tablets?

Because, he did not like it the brand?




laugh
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Apr 27, 2015 2:56 AM CST Moses
DonPepperoni: I don´t get it, can you explain it to me?
wave Hebrews it = He brews it, but not sure if it's Moses in this video. hmmm
coffee
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Apr 27, 2015 12:38 PM CST Moses
when i get a sun tan i resemble moses when he glowed after talking with God..!
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Apr 27, 2015 12:59 PM CST Moses
DertyHarry44
DertyHarry44DertyHarry44Lakeland, Florida USA91 Threads 1,102 Posts
pedro27: did Moses glow after talking with God..?...


well he got older according to bible
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Apr 27, 2015 1:01 PM CST Moses
DertyHarry44
DertyHarry44DertyHarry44Lakeland, Florida USA91 Threads 1,102 Posts
mollybaby: Lots of bushes have lips


yeah I know/lips to kiss??
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Apr 27, 2015 2:41 PM CST Moses
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
CuddlingSoul: Hebrews it = He brews it, but not sure if it's Moses in this video.

What happens when he´s brewed it?
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Apr 27, 2015 2:42 PM CST Moses
Leo_7
Leo_7Leo_7Baku, Azerbaijan87 Threads 16 Polls 2,514 Posts
Nidifugous: Moses... the first politician. Go off to the mountains, carve some rules into stone, come back and claim they're god's rules. Come on. That is a stroke of brilliance.
yesthumbs up grin
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Apr 27, 2015 2:44 PM CST Moses
Leo_7
Leo_7Leo_7Baku, Azerbaijan87 Threads 16 Polls 2,514 Posts
almera03: Not one single account was ever recorded during his life time, it's as if he never ever existed

fancy that
same with Jesusgrin
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Apr 27, 2015 3:09 PM CST Moses
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
Exodus 2 New King James Version (NKJV)

Moses Is Born
2 And a man of the house of Levi went and took as wife a daughter of Levi. 2 So the woman conceived and bore a son. And when she saw that he was a beautiful child, she hid him three months. 3 But when she could no longer hide him, she took an ark of bulrushes for him, daubed it with asphalt and pitch, put the child in it, and laid it in the reeds by the river’s bank. 4 And his sister stood afar off, to know what would be done to him.

5 Then the daughter of Pharaoh came down to bathe at the river. And her maidens walked along the riverside; and when she saw the ark among the reeds, she sent her maid to get it. 6 And when she opened it, she saw the child, and behold, the baby wept. So she had compassion on him, and said, “This is one of the Hebrews’ children.”

7 Then his sister said to Pharaoh’s daughter, “Shall I go and call a nurse for you from the Hebrew women, that she may nurse the child for you?”

8 And Pharaoh’s daughter said to her, “Go.” So the maiden went and called the child’s mother. 9 Then Pharaoh’s daughter said to her, “Take this child away and nurse him for me, and I will give you your wages.” So the woman took the child and nursed him. 10 And the child grew, and she brought him to Pharaoh’s daughter, and he became her son. So she called his name Moses, saying, “Because I drew him out of the water.”
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Apr 27, 2015 6:06 PM CST Moses
pedro27: did Moses glow after talking with God..?...

He did not glow, he turned white!
LOL
LOLOL
LOLOLO
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOLO

bowing forgive me creator.
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Apr 27, 2015 6:19 PM CST Moses
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
stringman: Exodus 2 New King James Version (NKJV)

Moses Is Born
2 And a man of the house of Levi went and took as wife a daughter of Levi. 2 So the woman conceived and bore a son. And when she saw that he was a beautiful child, she hid him three months. 3 But when she could no longer hide him, she took an ark of bulrushes for him, daubed it with asphalt and pitch, put the child in it, and laid it in the reeds by the river’s bank. 4 And his sister stood afar off, to know what would be done to him.

5 Then the daughter of Pharaoh came down to bathe at the river. And her maidens walked along the riverside; and when she saw the ark among the reeds, she sent her maid to get it. 6 And when she opened it, she saw the child, and behold, the baby wept. So she had compassion on him, and said, “This is one of the Hebrews’ children.”

7 Then his sister said to Pharaoh’s daughter, “Shall I go and call a nurse for you from the Hebrew women, that she may nurse the child for you?”

8 And Pharaoh’s daughter said to her, “Go.” So the maiden went and called the child’s mother. 9 Then Pharaoh’s daughter said to her, “Take this child away and nurse him for me, and I will give you your wages.” So the woman took the child and nursed him. 10 And the child grew, and she brought him to Pharaoh’s daughter, and he became her son. So she called his name Moses, saying, “Because I drew him out of the water.”


How did she know “This is one of the Hebrews’children"?






dunno
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Apr 27, 2015 6:21 PM CST Moses
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: He did not glow, he turned white!
LOL
LOLOL
LOLOLO
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOLO
forgive me creator.


giggle
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Apr 27, 2015 6:55 PM CST Moses
lifeisadream: How did she know “This is one of the Hebrews’children"?
by his nose....large hooked nose....after washing him.....they would hang him on the line to dry.......by his nose......professor rolling on the floor laughing
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