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Dec 2, 2015 1:57 PM CST A new awful joke
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
truheart1941: ..yes...no pump......


Love ya lips laugh
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Dec 2, 2015 2:06 PM CST A new awful joke
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
stringman: why is Obama still in power?


Because he can..... spend our money faster than anyone preceding him as POTUS.
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Dec 2, 2015 2:59 PM CST A new awful joke
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
galrads: Because he can..... spend our money faster than anyone preceding him as POTUS.


don't you think because the people let him. when I was growing up the people would speak out and show them they where very angry with what was going on .

seems we have become sheep. Canada too.
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Dec 3, 2015 6:56 AM CST A new awful joke
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
stringman: don't you think because the people let him. when I was growing up the people would speak out and show them they where very angry with what was going on .

seems we have become sheep. Canada too.


Oh, I'm sure he gets away with more stuff for many reasons. Two additional ones could be 1.) he's really good with explotation using EPA and other fed agencies to bi-pass congress and 2.) if you listen to the media, they will tell you he's good with the race card.

Tragically, I've lost all hope with our POTUS. He has change the USA for the worse, and has seriously harmed seniors living here more than anyone else by reducing their available healthcare and at the same destroying most non-risk earnings on their life savings. Sadly, I mistakenly voted for his change once.
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Dec 3, 2015 7:07 AM CST A new awful joke
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
Actually Medicare was verging on bankruptcy under Bush. Obama saved it. America's social security , which Bush wanted to privatize and would have destroyed in 2008, is in far better shape now than earlier before Obama, etc.etc.
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Dec 3, 2015 7:22 AM CST A new awful joke
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
raphael119: Actually Medicare was verging on bankruptcy under Bush. Obama saved it. America's social security , which Bush wanted to privatize and would have destroyed in 2008, is in far better shape now than earlier before Obama, etc.etc.


We can't afford to be superficial anymore while evaluating Obama.

Obama hasn't saved squat. Social security was endangered because of congress borrowing from it to do other things; that borrowing is a bigger part of our national debt.

Social security is not a give away, might be a ponzu scheme, but people put money into it (invest). SS is unlike welfare, which is an entitlement program that never seems to run out of money..... Does it!

Obamacare is going to lead to older people working longer to afford health care because lower government employers can't afford to provide it along with pensions because of the Obamacare 'Cadillac tax on them.' End result is youth remain unemployed longer and become more frustrated and probably driving their actions underground or to groups like Isis.
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Dec 3, 2015 9:19 AM CST A new awful joke
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
Hmm obama driving youths to Isis. Ok.rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 4, 2015 11:59 AM CST A new awful joke
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
raphael119: Hmm obama driving youths to Isis. Ok.


It's truly sad what this POTUS has done to the USA. That's the awful joke.
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Dec 4, 2015 11:00 PM CST A new awful joke
1to1to1
1to1to11to1to1nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada3 Threads 30 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 4, 2015 11:24 PM CST A new awful joke
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,701 Posts
raphael119: Actually Medicare was verging on bankruptcy under Bush. Obama saved it. America's social security , which Bush wanted to privatize and would have destroyed in 2008, is in far better shape now than earlier before Obama, etc.etc.


thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

Some are blinded by dollars they think they had while GHW Bush tax cuts to prosperity began cleaning cash drawers until GWB cashed the economy.. popcorn
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Dec 6, 2015 3:36 AM CST A new awful joke
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
truheart1941: huh....that joke was crap......


The OP clearly stated " awful jokes", so I posted one, besides , that's the cleanest one I know.
comfort laugh
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Dec 6, 2015 3:42 AM CST A new awful joke
allthegoodnamest: The OP clearly stated " awful jokes", so I posted one, besides , that's the cleanest one I know.
ok....little boy sitting on the toilet....heard his mother ,making cakes downstairs.....shouted ......hey mum......can i lick the bowl.....she shouted back......no pull the chain...like normal children.....doh doh laugh laugh
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Dec 6, 2015 10:30 AM CST A new awful joke
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
What's brown and sticky?..

A brown stick

laugh
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Dec 6, 2015 10:35 AM CST A new awful joke
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
superman is flying around the city one day, looking for something to do, when he spies something incredible. With his supervision he can see into Wonder Woman's apartment where she is completely naked and lying on her bed, writhing in pleasure, eyes closed, mouth open, and moaning loudly. Pretty quickly, Superman is feeling pretty hot himself and soon enough he thinks to himself "Hell, I have superspeed, I could get in there, have my fun, and burst this load in split-second. She wouldn't even know I was there." So, he flies in, thrusts, releases his load, and flies back out all in a moment. Wonder woman feels just a breeze and says "What was that???" to which invisible man replies "I don't know, but my butt sure hurts".
rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 6, 2015 10:40 AM CST A new awful joke
serena123: superman is flying around the city one day, looking for something to do, when he spies something incredible. With his supervision he can see into Wonder Woman's apartment where she is completely naked and lying on her bed, writhing in pleasure, eyes closed, mouth open, and moaning loudly. Pretty quickly, Superman is feeling pretty hot himself and soon enough he thinks to himself "Hell, I have superspeed, I could get in there, have my fun, and burst this load in split-second. She wouldn't even know I was there." So, he flies in, thrusts, releases his load, and flies back out all in a moment. Wonder woman feels just a breeze and says "What was that???" to which invisible man replies "I don't know, but my butt sure hurts".
.....thats disgusting.......snooty snooty giggle giggle giggle
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Dec 6, 2015 10:53 AM CST A new awful joke
serena123: superman is flying around the city one day, looking for something to do, when he spies something incredible. With his supervision he can see into Wonder Woman's apartment where she is completely naked and lying on her bed, writhing in pleasure, eyes closed, mouth open, and moaning loudly. Pretty quickly, Superman is feeling pretty hot himself and soon enough he thinks to himself "Hell, I have superspeed, I could get in there, have my fun, and burst this load in split-second. She wouldn't even know I was there." So, he flies in, thrusts, releases his load, and flies back out all in a moment. Wonder woman feels just a breeze and says "What was that???" to which invisible man replies "I don't know, but my butt sure hurts".


Very funnyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 1, 2016 8:29 AM CST A new awful joke
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
I went to buy a goldfish today, the assistant asked me if I would like an aquarium, I said " I don't care what star sigh it is" doh
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Jan 4, 2016 3:12 AM CST A new awful joke
umayangani
umayanganiumayanganiColombo, Western Sri Lanka5 Threads 135 Posts
that was a lovely exchange...thanks truheart1941 and serena 123thumbs up
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