123whisperMelbourne, Victoria Australia2,116 posts
mollybaby: Different people like different things.
Indeed. This morning I found in my flower box really interesting unusual man profile that I have never read anything like this before...and what your going to read will be unique example to burst in tears from laugh.
Man profile; (about him)
Enough about me,firstly will get plastic surgery,and will look exactly how you need me to be! Will give up all ties to friends and family,i work 120hrs week to support your shoe collection etc.i voulenter at spca helping kittens and baby ducklings.Am taking cooking classes so i can make you unpronouncable and exotic dishes daily.love to pick fresh flowers and watch the sunsets while walking on the beach,love to clean especilly dishes, rubish, toilets and hair stuck in the plug hole,i appreceate you have long days and are glad to sit quietly facing the wall while you watch your favourite xfactor,idol programs,.dont mind if your materialistic just means i can buy you all the latest stuff! Oh and yes of corse il slep on the couch when you have your different lovers over to stay.its the least i can do.!! Lol
I’m looking for:
Must be grumpy and demanding,and not take any care at all about your daily apperance,you must be lazy and not be willing to lift a finger at any time.you must only care about yourself and not be able to communacate, being docile and brain deads a plus.and must have no sence of humour at all. Thanks lol
EnglewoodWhiteBo: I want to know if ladies like or dislike bigger guys, or if body size matters or if personality cancels looks or size out. Can a skinny woman and a big guy have a relationship, or are all women only into skinny or buff guys despite personality and heart?
EnglewoodWhiteBo: I want to know if ladies like or dislike bigger guys, or if body size matters or if personality cancels looks or size out. Can a skinny woman and a big guy have a relationship, or are all women only into skinny or buff guys despite personality and heart?
There's alot chubby guys who have iresistible charms,, and there are lots of slims that look like scarecrows ,, for dating, better treat yourself nicely,, but for longterm,, search further !!!
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