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Lookin4missright: And i still have gavel rash
I have ravel gash too 
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One2note: Maybe he prematurely took a pill & it took immediate effect.
I'm glad you can see the funny side now, but it must a been a traumatic experience at the time.
I'm glad you can see the funny side now, but it must a been a traumatic experience at the time.
I think he'd taken a handful of blueys....
Either that, or he hadn't had any for some time.
Yep, was a little freaked at the time.....didn't date for a while after that one....
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One2note: Story to tell??
Or is everyone so absorbed on their computers, that reality has become a thing of the past.
There's nothing more boring than quoting useless information obtained during the many hours searching the net. So if anyone has some real life experiences that would make for good conversation, I would like to hear from you.
Or is everyone so absorbed on their computers, that reality has become a thing of the past.
There's nothing more boring than quoting useless information obtained during the many hours searching the net. So if anyone has some real life experiences that would make for good conversation, I would like to hear from you.
No dignity remaining....
I had sort of a bizarre experience in a Intravascular prep room for a heart cath lab once. It was a precautionary procedure, no blockage found.
Anyways I found myself in a tiny room with a drawn curtain and three female nurses working on me, sort of.
One nurse is working on starting an IV, a second nurse is getting ready to check my bp and other vitals. A third nurse is updating whatever on a computer terminal.
Ok, then the curtain opens and closes after a fourth female nurse enters and then raises and turns on a cordless clippers saying, How are you doing today, big boy?
Me: what? What are you going to do with that?
Nurse: I'm going to shave your chest buzzz buzzz buzzz.... and your groin.
Me: what?! No, no, no, the doctors are going to introduce the cath through my wrist!
Nurse: (throws back my hospital gown) uh ohhhh.... pause... this is a back-up plan.
Me: grrr
..... Well the other three nurses stopped doing whatever and watch my groin slowly being shaved
Me: to everyone..... what is this, Training Day?!
Nurse starting the IV: biting her lip, stabs and jabs me with the IV needle
No dignity left......
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Lookin4missright: And i still have gavel rash
....not funny....I dunno why I'm laughin.....it was straight out of the movies.....at one point thought he was following me home.....but I think he got the message in the end....
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fifitrixibelle: I have ravel gash too
i was just eating toast with devilled ham spread
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galrads: No dignity remaining....
I had sort of a bizarre experience in a Intravascular prep room for a heart cath lab once. It was a precautionary procedure, no blockage found.
Anyways I found myself in a tiny room with a drawn curtain and three female nurses working on me, sort of.
One nurse is working on starting an IV, a second nurse is getting ready to check my bp and other vitals. A third nurse is updating whatever on a computer terminal.
Ok, then the curtain opens and closes after a fourth female nurse enters and then raises and turns on a cordless clippers saying, How are you doing today, big boy?
Me: what? What are you going to do with that?
Nurse: I'm going to shave your chest buzzz buzzz buzzz.... and your groin.
Me: what?! No, no, no, the doctors are going to introduce the cath through my wrist!
Nurse: (throws back my hospital gown) uh ohhhh.... pause... this is a back-up plan.
Me: grrr
..... Well the other three nurses stopped doing whatever and watch my groin slowly being shaved
Me: to everyone..... what is this, Training Day?!
Nurse starting the IV: biting her lip, stabs and jabs me with the IV needle
No dignity left......
I had sort of a bizarre experience in a Intravascular prep room for a heart cath lab once. It was a precautionary procedure, no blockage found.
Anyways I found myself in a tiny room with a drawn curtain and three female nurses working on me, sort of.
One nurse is working on starting an IV, a second nurse is getting ready to check my bp and other vitals. A third nurse is updating whatever on a computer terminal.
Ok, then the curtain opens and closes after a fourth female nurse enters and then raises and turns on a cordless clippers saying, How are you doing today, big boy?
Me: what? What are you going to do with that?
Nurse: I'm going to shave your chest buzzz buzzz buzzz.... and your groin.
Me: what?! No, no, no, the doctors are going to introduce the cath through my wrist!
Nurse: (throws back my hospital gown) uh ohhhh.... pause... this is a back-up plan.
Me: grrr
..... Well the other three nurses stopped doing whatever and watch my groin slowly being shaved
Me: to everyone..... what is this, Training Day?!
Nurse starting the IV: biting her lip, stabs and jabs me with the IV needle
No dignity left......
Speaking of dignity, you oughta try childbirth G.....
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Lookin4missright: i was just eating toast with devilled ham spread
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BerrySmoothie: ....not funny....I dunno why I'm laughin.....it was straight out of the movies.....at one point thought he was following me home.....but I think he got the message in the end....
Yeh, would'nt have been funny at the time sorry
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fifitrixibelle: sorry for your troubles
was my visions
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Lookin4missright: was my visions
oh enjoy then 
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Lookin4missright: Yeh, would'nt have been funny at the time sorry
I was being silly....of course it's funny looking back on it now.....
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Did I ever tell about the time my cat (kitten at the time) jumped my junk with nothing but teeth and claws one day while I was doing "something" to myself.
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BerrySmoothie: Not really funny.....more a "date from hell" experience.
We'd chatted at length on a local dating site and agreed to meet up at a garden café.
Certainly no problem to start with as we were physically attracted to each other.
Over our cuppa, whilst chatting, he proceeded to lean over at random and kiss me on the lips. A little taken back cos we'd just met, I just shook it off, thinkin....ok....he's into me....
After refreshments we went for a walk. No sooner had he got me behind the cedars and he was all over me, literally.....I mean I'm no prude but I'd just met the man.....he was hungry....
I made a quick exit to the car park where he proceeded to further grope me bodily, into my car and so was he!!! He'd dived into my passenger seat. I started the car and did an American action movie proud.....reversed speedily and pushed him out at the same time.....
Stoopid man....
We'd chatted at length on a local dating site and agreed to meet up at a garden café.
Certainly no problem to start with as we were physically attracted to each other.
Over our cuppa, whilst chatting, he proceeded to lean over at random and kiss me on the lips. A little taken back cos we'd just met, I just shook it off, thinkin....ok....he's into me....
After refreshments we went for a walk. No sooner had he got me behind the cedars and he was all over me, literally.....I mean I'm no prude but I'd just met the man.....he was hungry....
I made a quick exit to the car park where he proceeded to further grope me bodily, into my car and so was he!!! He'd dived into my passenger seat. I started the car and did an American action movie proud.....reversed speedily and pushed him out at the same time.....
Stoopid man....
I did not grope you . . . . that much
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Track16: Did I ever tell about the time my cat (kitten at the time) jumped my junk with nothing but teeth and claws one day while I was doing "something" to myself.
Was it male or female?
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BerrySmoothie: I was being silly....of course it's funny looking back on it now.....
It sure wouldn't have been funny at the time
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Track16: I did not grope you . . . . that much
Liar, liar....pants a'blazin
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mollybaby: It sure wouldn't have been funny at the time
No....it was hair-raising I can tell ya....at the time.
Well over it now though.....
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BerrySmoothie: Liar, liar....pants a'blazin
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mollybaby: Inexperienced and conservative?
You prefer women who will get into a stranger's car at night time to go to god knows where!
<<<< Thanking the gods for being inexperienced and conservative
You prefer women who will get into a stranger's car at night time to go to god knows where!
<<<< Thanking the gods for being inexperienced and conservative
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We'd chatted at length on a local dating site and agreed to meet up at a garden café.
Certainly no problem to start with as we were physically attracted to each other.
Over our cuppa, whilst chatting, he proceeded to lean over at random and kiss me on the lips. A little taken back cos we'd just met, I just shook it off, thinkin....ok....he's into me....
After refreshments we went for a walk. No sooner had he got me behind the cedars and he was all over me, literally.....I mean I'm no prude but I'd just met the man.....he was hungry....
I made a quick exit to the car park where he proceeded to further grope me bodily, into my car and so was he!!! He'd dived into my passenger seat. I started the car and did an American action movie proud.....reversed speedily and pushed him out at the same time.....
Stoopid man....
And i still have gavel rash