a big mistake (23)
whitehorse: what have you said or done that was a big one ?
one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect
one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect
My biggest mistake was believing that I can love anyone, unconditionally.
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I should never have briefly parked my spaceship near your cave.
You've been blasting about it ever since and have nearly blown my cover.
PS. I like dogs. That's why they didn't bark. That and the fact that the exhaust fumes from my state of the art craft (albeit Jackson Pollack genre) smell like farts.
You've been blasting about it ever since and have nearly blown my cover.
PS. I like dogs. That's why they didn't bark. That and the fact that the exhaust fumes from my state of the art craft (albeit Jackson Pollack genre) smell like farts.
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What? Parking on a handicapped lot without permission and shock our dogs with farts?
We should never have permitted your space craft to enter our atmosphere in the first place! Such a mistake!
We should never have permitted your space craft to enter our atmosphere in the first place! Such a mistake!
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What ever do you mean, your atmosphere? 
As for shocking dogs with farts, when has a dog ever been surprised by a fart?
Actually, I take that back. My first dog was often non-plussed by his own posterior emissions. He never did work it out, bless him.
As for shocking dogs with farts, when has a dog ever been surprised by a fart?
Actually, I take that back. My first dog was often non-plussed by his own posterior emissions. He never did work it out, bless him.
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My dog's farts could be classified as toxic gas 
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whitehorse: what have you said or done that was a big one ?
one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect
I usually expect a honest answer from Women when I ask them how old they are and how much do they weight one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect
big mistake
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whitehorse: what have you said or done that was a big one ?
one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect
one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect
Hmmmm, where to begin?????
1) Every action you make throughout every day of your life is a choice...
2) Living is ACTION... ALSO on your whims, impulses, anger and passion ...
Cant really find a place to start !!!
PS: Luv your thread, so I'd like to reserve my right to return with a few mistakes, once I get them passed the censors
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jac_the_gripper: I should never have briefly parked my spaceship near your cave.
You've been blasting about it ever since and have nearly blown my cover.
PS. I like dogs. That's why they didn't bark. That and the fact that the exhaust fumes from my state of the art craft (albeit Jackson Pollack genre) smell like farts.
You've been blasting about it ever since and have nearly blown my cover.
PS. I like dogs. That's why they didn't bark. That and the fact that the exhaust fumes from my state of the art craft (albeit Jackson Pollack genre) smell like farts.
At least you didn't end up with my crew in Area 51....too warm in Roswell!
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I hear ya, Moose.
A hot climate and dog farts don't go well together.
A hot climate and dog farts don't go well together.
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jac_the_gripper:
As for shocking dogs with farts, when has a dog ever been surprised by a fart?
As for shocking dogs with farts, when has a dog ever been surprised by a fart?
I meant: chocking. Was chewing while typing and that affected my diction. Sorry for da mistake.
By the way, our dog doesn't like his own winds either. After an exhaustion he always looks at us reproachfully as if asking himself: "Why oh why I've allowed these mongrels into our atmosphere?"
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I think much the same as your dog, tulefell.
Not because my farts are evil. I'm much too posh to fart.
Terms and conditions: Exclusions apply. Dogs of any genetic combination are allowed in my atmosphere, even if they contribute to it. I'm not speciesist, some of my best friends aren't dogs. It's just that I loved my dogs so much, I thought they smelled nice even when they were wet.
Not because my farts are evil. I'm much too posh to fart.
Terms and conditions: Exclusions apply. Dogs of any genetic combination are allowed in my atmosphere, even if they contribute to it. I'm not speciesist, some of my best friends aren't dogs. It's just that I loved my dogs so much, I thought they smelled nice even when they were wet.
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jac_the_gripper: I think much the same as your dog, tulefell.
Not because my farts are evil. I'm much too posh to fart.
Terms and conditions: Exclusions apply. Dogs of any genetic combination are allowed in my atmosphere, even if they contribute to it. I'm not speciesist, some of my best friends aren't dogs. It's just that I loved my dogs so much, I thought they smelled nice even when they were wet.
Not because my farts are evil. I'm much too posh to fart.
Terms and conditions: Exclusions apply. Dogs of any genetic combination are allowed in my atmosphere, even if they contribute to it. I'm not speciesist, some of my best friends aren't dogs. It's just that I loved my dogs so much, I thought they smelled nice even when they were wet.
Ain't you mistaken on this one?
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jac_the_gripper: I think much the same as your dog, tulefell.
Not because my farts are evil. I'm much too posh to fart.
Terms and conditions: Exclusions apply. Dogs of any genetic combination are allowed in my atmosphere, even if they contribute to it. I'm not speciesist, some of my best friends aren't dogs. It's just that I loved my dogs so much, I thought they smelled nice even when they were wet.
Not because my farts are evil. I'm much too posh to fart.
Terms and conditions: Exclusions apply. Dogs of any genetic combination are allowed in my atmosphere, even if they contribute to it. I'm not speciesist, some of my best friends aren't dogs. It's just that I loved my dogs so much, I thought they smelled nice even when they were wet.
I love critters. I love dogs. I own dogs. These dogs fart. I fart. They learned long ago not to compete with me. PS - ain't a posh a**hole in this house!
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On this side of the pond, one has an arsehole.
Correct diction is a measure of character, Moose.
Correct diction is a measure of character, Moose.
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whitehorse: what have you said or done that was a big one ?
one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect
one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect
A mistake is just a mistake.
We, he people we blown a mistake out of proportion.
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how bizarre some mistakes are...no body mention how many decibels a normal fart should be
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whitehorse: how bizarre some mistakes are...no body mention how many decibels a normal fart should be
Define normal and send me the height, weight, BMI, IQ and hair colour of the farter together with your payment of $2500 US and I'll send you the answer inside 14 days!
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jac_the_gripper: On this side of the pond, one has an arsehole.
Correct diction is a measure of character, Moose.
Correct diction is a measure of character, Moose.
You might like to reconsider that remark in the light of Jeffrey Archer and any number of other British (and international) parliamentarians and similar con artistes !
I'm curious so I'll ask - what happens to one's arsehole if one were to fly to the other side of the pond ... and at what point on the journey would that occur ?
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HexagonKeySet: Define normal and send me the height, weight, BMI, IQ and hair colour of the farter together with your payment of $2500 US and I'll send you the answer inside 14 days!
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one of my big mistake was telling of that time when a UFO parked briefly not far from my cave. its possible these crafts have no one on board. the dogs where silent and the craft not so perfect