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This Louisiana game warden had been keeping an eye on the fishing docks, when after about a week he noticed that Boudreaux had been coming back every day with a boat full of fish. One day he starts to talk
to
Boudreaux as he's pulling his boat in.
The warden says,'Boudreaux, I been watchin you. I notice every day dat
you been comin' in wid a full load of fish. You must be havin some good
luck? Eh?"
Boudreaux answers, "May yah, dem fish is easy to catch."
The game warden replies, "Well listen. I got me a day off comin next
Saturday. I was wondring, maybe I could go an fish wid you?"
Boudreaux replies, "May dat be no problem. Just make shore you be here at dat 6 a.m. sharp. Cause I gonna leave dis dock wid or widout you."
"May I'll be here, don't chu worry none about dat" answers the warden.
Saturday comes and the game warden is waiting at the dock when Boudreaux pulls up and puts his boat in the water. The game warden gets in andBoudreaux proceeds to drive the boat out to the middle of the
lake. At this point, Boudreaux shuts off the engine and lets the boat glide to a
stop.
The game warden, who'd been curious anyway, says to Boudreaux, "May
Boudreaux, I been lookin aroun dis boat, and I notice dat all you don
brought was dis here ice-chest and dat little brown paper bag under your
seat. May, you don't even got no fishin pole."
Boudreaux answers, "May, dat be because dats all I need" And he proceeds to pull a stick of dynamite out of the brown paper bag, lights it,
thows it in the water and watches it go boooom! All the fish in the
area, being stunned, float to the top of the water.
The warden, by this time, can't believe his eyes. Half yelling, he says
to Boudreaux, "May Boudreaux, I know we been knowin each udder for a
long time, but man, you can't be doing dat, especially wid me being a
game warden n all. May, dat's agin de law in a big way dat is."
Boudreaux, without say a word, calmly reaches down into the bag (with
the warden still rattling off), pulls out a stick, lights it, hands it
to the warden and says, "You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?"
to
Boudreaux as he's pulling his boat in.
The warden says,'Boudreaux, I been watchin you. I notice every day dat
you been comin' in wid a full load of fish. You must be havin some good
luck? Eh?"
Boudreaux answers, "May yah, dem fish is easy to catch."
The game warden replies, "Well listen. I got me a day off comin next
Saturday. I was wondring, maybe I could go an fish wid you?"
Boudreaux replies, "May dat be no problem. Just make shore you be here at dat 6 a.m. sharp. Cause I gonna leave dis dock wid or widout you."
"May I'll be here, don't chu worry none about dat" answers the warden.
Saturday comes and the game warden is waiting at the dock when Boudreaux pulls up and puts his boat in the water. The game warden gets in andBoudreaux proceeds to drive the boat out to the middle of the
lake. At this point, Boudreaux shuts off the engine and lets the boat glide to a
stop.
The game warden, who'd been curious anyway, says to Boudreaux, "May
Boudreaux, I been lookin aroun dis boat, and I notice dat all you don
brought was dis here ice-chest and dat little brown paper bag under your
seat. May, you don't even got no fishin pole."
Boudreaux answers, "May, dat be because dats all I need" And he proceeds to pull a stick of dynamite out of the brown paper bag, lights it,
thows it in the water and watches it go boooom! All the fish in the
area, being stunned, float to the top of the water.
The warden, by this time, can't believe his eyes. Half yelling, he says
to Boudreaux, "May Boudreaux, I know we been knowin each udder for a
long time, but man, you can't be doing dat, especially wid me being a
game warden n all. May, dat's agin de law in a big way dat is."
Boudreaux, without say a word, calmly reaches down into the bag (with
the warden still rattling off), pulls out a stick, lights it, hands it
to the warden and says, "You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?"
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Conrad73: This Louisiana game warden had been keeping an eye on the fishing docks, when after about a week he noticed that Boudreaux had been coming back every day with a boat full of fish. One day he starts to talk
to
Boudreaux as he's pulling his boat in.
The warden says,'Boudreaux, I been watchin you. I notice every day dat
you been comin' in wid a full load of fish. You must be havin some good
luck? Eh?"
Boudreaux answers, "May yah, dem fish is easy to catch."
The game warden replies, "Well listen. I got me a day off comin next
Saturday. I was wondring, maybe I could go an fish wid you?"
Boudreaux replies, "May dat be no problem. Just make shore you be here at dat 6 a.m. sharp. Cause I gonna leave dis dock wid or widout you."
"May I'll be here, don't chu worry none about dat" answers the warden.
Saturday comes and the game warden is waiting at the dock when Boudreaux pulls up and puts his boat in the water. The game warden gets in andBoudreaux proceeds to drive the boat out to the middle of the
lake. At this point, Boudreaux shuts off the engine and lets the boat glide to a
stop.
The game warden, who'd been curious anyway, says to Boudreaux, "May
Boudreaux, I been lookin aroun dis boat, and I notice dat all you don
brought was dis here ice-chest and dat little brown paper bag under your
seat. May, you don't even got no fishin pole."
Boudreaux answers, "May, dat be because dats all I need" And he proceeds to pull a stick of dynamite out of the brown paper bag, lights it,
thows it in the water and watches it go boooom! All the fish in the
area, being stunned, float to the top of the water.
The warden, by this time, can't believe his eyes. Half yelling, he says
to Boudreaux, "May Boudreaux, I know we been knowin each udder for a
long time, but man, you can't be doing dat, especially wid me being a
game warden n all. May, dat's agin de law in a big way dat is."
Boudreaux, without say a word, calmly reaches down into the bag (with
the warden still rattling off), pulls out a stick, lights it, hands it
to the warden and says, "You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?"
to
Boudreaux as he's pulling his boat in.
The warden says,'Boudreaux, I been watchin you. I notice every day dat
you been comin' in wid a full load of fish. You must be havin some good
luck? Eh?"
Boudreaux answers, "May yah, dem fish is easy to catch."
The game warden replies, "Well listen. I got me a day off comin next
Saturday. I was wondring, maybe I could go an fish wid you?"
Boudreaux replies, "May dat be no problem. Just make shore you be here at dat 6 a.m. sharp. Cause I gonna leave dis dock wid or widout you."
"May I'll be here, don't chu worry none about dat" answers the warden.
Saturday comes and the game warden is waiting at the dock when Boudreaux pulls up and puts his boat in the water. The game warden gets in andBoudreaux proceeds to drive the boat out to the middle of the
lake. At this point, Boudreaux shuts off the engine and lets the boat glide to a
stop.
The game warden, who'd been curious anyway, says to Boudreaux, "May
Boudreaux, I been lookin aroun dis boat, and I notice dat all you don
brought was dis here ice-chest and dat little brown paper bag under your
seat. May, you don't even got no fishin pole."
Boudreaux answers, "May, dat be because dats all I need" And he proceeds to pull a stick of dynamite out of the brown paper bag, lights it,
thows it in the water and watches it go boooom! All the fish in the
area, being stunned, float to the top of the water.
The warden, by this time, can't believe his eyes. Half yelling, he says
to Boudreaux, "May Boudreaux, I know we been knowin each udder for a
long time, but man, you can't be doing dat, especially wid me being a
game warden n all. May, dat's agin de law in a big way dat is."
Boudreaux, without say a word, calmly reaches down into the bag (with
the warden still rattling off), pulls out a stick, lights it, hands it
to the warden and says, "You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?"
Instead of sampling surface water for polluting chemicals directly, epa now shock fish out of water while riding around in jon boats with electric charges. The fish were then frozen then analyzed and stored in formaldehyde. Back in the day they used dynamite to shock fish to the surface.
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@ Conrad... Me and my friend did that once with an M80 (one eight of a stick of a stick of dynamite) in his families farm pond.. His parents were not impressed.. 
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Is it only me or are the jokes are getting lame and unfunny on this thread?
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rockymarciano: Is it only me or are the jokes are getting lame and unfunny on this thread?
Hey Rocky, now that you’ve posted it must be getting better.------ This thread has reached the limit ------
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^^^^^^^~~~~~~~ i’m your Huckleberry
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galrads: ^^^^^^^~~~~~~~ i’m your Huckleberry
Ummm, you seem a bit big for a baby... She might catch on... ------ This thread has reached the limit ------
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galrads: Hey Rocky, now that you’ve posted it must be getting better.
Hi galads as you know I lost my wife recently so I haven't been online for months and this is the first time in six months actually and it's just been an extremely hard time for me . Here's a really lame one : Guy goes to the doctors office and says "Doctor I feel as if I'm getting smaller " Doctor reply's " You'll just have to be a little patient "------ This thread has reached the limit ------
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