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galrads: Caption this
He forgot the head 
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Lookin4missright: He forgot the head
Long time no see or hear. Stick around Lookin 
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galrads: ..
Is this a political joke? 
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TheDino: Is this a political joke?
There cutting down on the population..
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TheDino: Is this a political joke?
Omg,TheDino! you have to try Soylent green. The year 2022 is approaching. ------ This thread has reached the limit ------
galrads: Omg,TheDino! you have to try Soylent green. The year 2022 is approaching.
I'm still not diggin' it, All I see is The Charlton. More dancing girls required at table 6 
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mikey4691: There cutting down on the population..
I shouldn't have smoked that last one I think..
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TheDino: I shouldn't have smoked that last one I think..
It's all good.. ------ This thread has reached the limit ------
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What does chicken taste like
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Dang ole drug dealers cant be trusted..
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mikey4691: Dang ole drug dealers cant be trusted..
and ban the crack pipes
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For Mikey
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International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000; and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The
Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the
Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor and
Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
His name was BUBBA....
Keep an eye on those southern boys!
Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid.