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Little red Indian boy. Ask his father. How did we get our names ?????? Said his father when your brother was born..........I looked out of wigwamm. Saw a wolf. Me call him. Lone wolf. When sister born. Looked out of wigwam saw. Shooting star........so call her morning star.......the boy stood up and walked out. The wife said to husband. What did pile of horse manure want. ????????

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This bloke has nothing on Chuck Norris :
CN is the only lethal weapon allowed through airport security
CN once had a disagreement with an exclamation mark he punched it in the face now it's a question mark
CN had to write an essay about fear he handed in a blank page with his just name on it and got an 'A'
CN once kicked a horse in the chin, that horse is now a giraffe
CN once broke the law and it's still not fixed
CN can whistle in sign language
CN can leave messages before the beep
CN can remember the future
CN once got shot and the bullet died
CN is so bad he makes a Happy meal cry
CN once went skydiving and his parachute did not open so he took it back the next day and got a refund
When CN was born he cut his own umbilical cord
CN once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now known as just "The Islands"
Before they met CN "The Black Eyed Peas" were known simply as 'The Peas"
CN ordered a 'Big Mac" at Burger King and got it
While in the army CN threw a hand grenade and it killed 30 people before it exploded
Freddy Kreuger has nightmares about CN
The only time that CN was ever wrong was when he thought he'd made a mistake

Wife.says to husband. This room. Needs painting........see you later going. Shopping. By the time she returns. Paddy.ha d finished. The wife looked at his work . Said What s lovely job he had done.....really nice.she looked at. Paddy. And was sweating. Buckets. Then saw he. Was wearing two overcoats. She asked why are. You wearing two coats......????????he said .on the tin .it said. Using two coats your.d get s better finish....,.,..