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germanspitz: A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit.
As she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
As she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
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A very pretty young girl enters a jewelery store.
Can I help you? the owner asks.
The girl sees a golden and platina bracelet with some diamonds, and asks? How much is that bracelet?
The owner says: Ow, that is very expensive, but I can give you a good price for it. You may have it for a BJ.
The girl says, that's okay, my grandfather will come in soon, he will pay you.
Can I help you? the owner asks.
The girl sees a golden and platina bracelet with some diamonds, and asks? How much is that bracelet?
The owner says: Ow, that is very expensive, but I can give you a good price for it. You may have it for a BJ.
The girl says, that's okay, my grandfather will come in soon, he will pay you.
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germanspitz: A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit.
As she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
As she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
I’m laughing so hard Skedaddle thinks I’ve lost my mind...
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Well I'll just put the chicken legs back in the freezer, and go bleach my eyes... 
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real chicken leg$
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galrads: real chicken leg$
.. Yeah, for some reason, I've lost my appetite for them...------ This thread has reached the limit ------
mikey4691: .. Yeah, for some reason, I've lost my appetite for them...
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Jack Sparrow is on the sea with his ship when suddenly there are two enemyships attacking. Quickly Jack puts on his red shirt, his men fight like lions and, they win.
A week later they are attacked by 5 enemy ships and again Jack Sparrow puts on his red shirt, the men fight like lions and they win.
Hector Barbossa asks Jack Sparrow about the red shirt.
Well, when I wear the red shirt, my men won't see the blood if I get wounded, and they stay brave.
One week later they are attacked by 25 ships and Jack Sparrow puts on his brown pants.
A week later they are attacked by 5 enemy ships and again Jack Sparrow puts on his red shirt, the men fight like lions and they win.
Hector Barbossa asks Jack Sparrow about the red shirt.
Well, when I wear the red shirt, my men won't see the blood if I get wounded, and they stay brave.
One week later they are attacked by 25 ships and Jack Sparrow puts on his brown pants.
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Conrad73: https://www.foxla.com/news/zoo-removes-parrots-from-view-after-they-kept-cursing-at-visitors
Funny too that the keepers think they can be rehabilitated.. Ach no. ------ This thread has reached the limit ------
California Italian Restaurant’s Anti-Mask Billboard: ‘Leave the Mask, Take the Connoli’.
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As she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."