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rockymarciano: Why I hate visiting rich folk:
Q-“would you like something to drink?”
A-“yes please”
Q-“would you like some hot chocolate, tea, coffee, milo, soda, wine or fruit juice?”
A-“tea would be fine, thanks”
Q-“would you like 5 roses, earl grey, ceylon, rooibos, honeybush, green or iced tea?”
A-“ceylon would be fine”
Q-“would you like it white or black?”
A-“white please”
Q-“would you like milk, powder or condensed milk?”
A-“milk please”
Q-“goat milk, camel or cow milk?”
A-“cow milk please”
Q-would you like milk from Friesian, ayrshire or jersey cows?”
A-“ah mmm… leave the milk I think I’ll have it black”
Q-“would you like sugar, sweetener or honey?”
A-“sugar please”
Q-“would you prefer cane sugar or beet sugar?”
A-“cane sugar will be fine thanks”
Q-“white, brown or yellow?”
A-“forget the tea I think I’ll just have a glass of water”
Q-“mineral water or still water?”
A-“mineral water please”
Q-“flavoured or unflavoured”
A-“Let’s just leave it, I’ll rather die of thirst”
Q-“would you like something to drink?”
A-“yes please”
Q-“would you like some hot chocolate, tea, coffee, milo, soda, wine or fruit juice?”
A-“tea would be fine, thanks”
Q-“would you like 5 roses, earl grey, ceylon, rooibos, honeybush, green or iced tea?”
A-“ceylon would be fine”
Q-“would you like it white or black?”
A-“white please”
Q-“would you like milk, powder or condensed milk?”
A-“milk please”
Q-“goat milk, camel or cow milk?”
A-“cow milk please”
Q-would you like milk from Friesian, ayrshire or jersey cows?”
A-“ah mmm… leave the milk I think I’ll have it black”
Q-“would you like sugar, sweetener or honey?”
A-“sugar please”
Q-“would you prefer cane sugar or beet sugar?”
A-“cane sugar will be fine thanks”
Q-“white, brown or yellow?”
A-“forget the tea I think I’ll just have a glass of water”
Q-“mineral water or still water?”
A-“mineral water please”
Q-“flavoured or unflavoured”
A-“Let’s just leave it, I’ll rather die of thirst”
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My American government. smh
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online today!
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online today!
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Beautiful feet for Galrad 
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secretagent09: Beautiful feet for Galrad
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Kicked Him In The Penith
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Q-“would you like something to drink?”
A-“yes please”
Q-“would you like some hot chocolate, tea, coffee, milo, soda, wine or fruit juice?”
A-“tea would be fine, thanks”
Q-“would you like 5 roses, earl grey, ceylon, rooibos, honeybush, green or iced tea?”
A-“ceylon would be fine”
Q-“would you like it white or black?”
A-“white please”
Q-“would you like milk, powder or condensed milk?”
A-“milk please”
Q-“goat milk, camel or cow milk?”
A-“cow milk please”
Q-would you like milk from Friesian, ayrshire or jersey cows?”
A-“ah mmm… leave the milk I think I’ll have it black”
Q-“would you like sugar, sweetener or honey?”
A-“sugar please”
Q-“would you prefer cane sugar or beet sugar?”
A-“cane sugar will be fine thanks”
Q-“white, brown or yellow?”
A-“forget the tea I think I’ll just have a glass of water”
Q-“mineral water or still water?”
A-“mineral water please”
Q-“flavoured or unflavoured”
A-“Let’s just leave it, I’ll rather die of thirst”