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subtitles would be welcome...
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PeKaatje: subtitles would be welcome...
I'm sure you can understand most of it though..
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Hilarious..
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galrads: I like Clinton's line best
Trump's wasn't bad either 
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serene56: Trump's wasn't bad either
that’s right can’t forget how beautiful that road really is.------ This thread has reached the limit ------
a lady of 102 years goes to the bank, where it's really busy and she waits till it's finally her turn, after 2 hours.
The clerk asks: Well, what can I do for you?
Lady gives her bankcard: I want to withdraw $500 from my account.
Clerk gives the bankcard back: Sorry madam, we have a whole in the wall for any amount under $2000
Lady returns the bankcard: I just want $500, what's your problem.
Clerk: Well there are a lot of people waiting and I have better things to do, old witch.
Lady: Well, in that case I want to close my account.
The clerk takes her bankcard and sees there's $34.000.000 on her account.
Clerk: Sorry, but I see you have $34.000.000, we don't have so much money in the safe.
Lady: Okay, what can you give me?
Clerk: Well, $250.000 must be possible, and they agreed.
The clerk starts counting and 15 minutes later he's done counting.
He hands the $250.000 to the old lady and asks: Is there something else I can do for you?
Lady: Yes, I want to deposit $249.500
In the bank anything is possible...
The clerk asks: Well, what can I do for you?
Lady gives her bankcard: I want to withdraw $500 from my account.
Clerk gives the bankcard back: Sorry madam, we have a whole in the wall for any amount under $2000
Lady returns the bankcard: I just want $500, what's your problem.
Clerk: Well there are a lot of people waiting and I have better things to do, old witch.
Lady: Well, in that case I want to close my account.
The clerk takes her bankcard and sees there's $34.000.000 on her account.
Clerk: Sorry, but I see you have $34.000.000, we don't have so much money in the safe.
Lady: Okay, what can you give me?
Clerk: Well, $250.000 must be possible, and they agreed.
The clerk starts counting and 15 minutes later he's done counting.
He hands the $250.000 to the old lady and asks: Is there something else I can do for you?
Lady: Yes, I want to deposit $249.500
In the bank anything is possible...
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PeKaatje: a lady of 102 years goes to the bank, where it's really busy and she waits till it's finally her turn, after 2 hours.
The clerk asks: Well, what can I do for you?
Lady gives her bankcard: I want to withdraw $500 from my account.
Clerk gives the bankcard back: Sorry madam, we have a whole in the wall for any amount under $2000
Lady returns the bankcard: I just want $500, what's your problem.
Clerk: Well there are a lot of people waiting and I have better things to do, old witch.
Lady: Well, in that case I want to close my account.
The clerk takes her bankcard and sees there's $34.000.000 on her account.
Clerk: Sorry, but I see you have $34.000.000, we don't have so much money in the safe.
Lady: Okay, what can you give me?
Clerk: Well, $250.000 must be possible, and they agreed.
The clerk starts counting and 15 minutes later he's done counting.
He hands the $250.000 to the old lady and asks: Is there something else I can do for you?
Lady: Yes, I want to deposit $249.500
In the bank anything is possible...
The clerk asks: Well, what can I do for you?
Lady gives her bankcard: I want to withdraw $500 from my account.
Clerk gives the bankcard back: Sorry madam, we have a whole in the wall for any amount under $2000
Lady returns the bankcard: I just want $500, what's your problem.
Clerk: Well there are a lot of people waiting and I have better things to do, old witch.
Lady: Well, in that case I want to close my account.
The clerk takes her bankcard and sees there's $34.000.000 on her account.
Clerk: Sorry, but I see you have $34.000.000, we don't have so much money in the safe.
Lady: Okay, what can you give me?
Clerk: Well, $250.000 must be possible, and they agreed.
The clerk starts counting and 15 minutes later he's done counting.
He hands the $250.000 to the old lady and asks: Is there something else I can do for you?
Lady: Yes, I want to deposit $249.500
In the bank anything is possible...
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