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A rabbit is running through the forrest and suddenly he sees a deer smoking weed. The rabbit shouts: Stop smoking weed, weed is bad for your health, come running with me through the forrest, running is good for you. The deer desided to run along, and then they see a fox with his nose close to a line of coke. So the rabbit shouts: What are you doing? Sniffing coke, the fox answers. The rabbit shouts: Coke is bad for your health, prefer to come and run along, running is good for your health, it keeps you fit. The fox decided to run along and when they were running, they stumble upon a bear ready to put the needle in his arm. The Rabbit shouts: Hey bear, what are you doing? The bear kills the rabbit instantly and he says to the fox and the deer: Always the same with that rabbit, whenever I want to take a shot of heroin, that rabbit has used speed and forces me to start running.
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Which ones are virgin in the islamitic world? The girls under 8 years of age and all the goats that can run faster than the muslims.
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LMAO...
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Would not be funny to walk directly in front of this 8000 round per minute Russian gun while its fired. 
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Tough!
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Let’s Go Brandon!
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galrads: fjb
With a big barky stick..FJB...
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mikey4691: With a big barky stick..
FJB...
What's brown and sticky?FJB...
A stick.
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called Wile E.
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Conrad73: called Wile E.
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Conrad73: called Wile E.
PETA is gonna be pissed.. 
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Lmao
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even Kim chiming in!
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Ewww...
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looks like Bud Bundy to me...
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So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After awhile the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to go get a drink from the river.
At the river bank, the lizard is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with the monkey, and his mouth got dry, and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says, "Hey MONKEY"!
The monkey looks down and says, " DAAAAANG DUUUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"