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Ingredients :
2 laughing eyes
2 well shaped legs
2 loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 firm Banana
Method:
1. Look into laughing eyes
2. spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing
bowl is well greased: check regularly with finger.
4.Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
creamed. (For best results continue to knead milk containers)
5. As heat rises plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with
nuts,leave to soak. (preferably not overnight)
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften repeat
steps 3 -5 or change mixing bowls.
IF THE CAKE RISES, LEAVE TOWN!