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The_Kansan: VERY SAD NEWS...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Good One...
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I've read this before
...cute and funny
...cute and funny
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forwarding this to a few friends!!!! Thanks ------ This thread is Archived ------
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MMMMMM........I'm eating some of his cookie cousins right now!!!!!!!
He will be surrounded by lots of family and friends in that great mixing bowl in the sky.........
He will be surrounded by lots of family and friends in that great mixing bowl in the sky.........
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Dough however fancied himself as a stud muffin, always quick to rise to the ocasion- he just could not resist a good roll in the sack.
Thanks.. needed the laugh!
Thanks.. needed the laugh!
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now that was funny as hell
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Love it!
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I just hate it when there's a death....
Mr. Sensitivity
Mr. Sensitivity
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dangit!!
i knew better but since it wasnt humor i thot...
got me!!
i knew better but since it wasnt humor i thot...
got me!!
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I am glad that he had a family. There were rumors that he was always self rising. Now I know it was not true. Kids need good role models.
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Jay and Ras ....... you two just too much ........ Love you sense of humour 
Thanks Kansan it was really funny.
jaywill2013:
MMMMMM........I'm eating some of his cookie cousins right now!!!!!!! JAY
He will be surrounded by lots of family and friends in that great mixing bowl in the sky.........
RasMMMMMM........I'm eating some of his cookie cousins right now!!!!!!! JAY
He will be surrounded by lots of family and friends in that great mixing bowl in the sky.........
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Dough however fancied himself as a stud muffin, always quick to rise to the ocasion- he just could not resist a good roll in the sack.
Thanks.. needed the laugh!
Me too 
Thanks.. needed the laugh!
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.