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Mar 25, 2008 12:08 PM CST ok im not kidding!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
a gun is never a reasonable substitute for a drill

im not kidding
a guy has been arrested for manslaughter because sat night
he was installing satellite in his home
and decided to shoot a hole rather than go get the drill out

2 bullets
one killed his wife...



doh
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Mar 25, 2008 12:09 PM CST ok im not kidding!
Manolito
ManolitoManolitoa strfilled galaxy far faraway, Greater London, England UK19 Threads 1 Polls 1,611 Posts
mindfful: a gun is never a reasonable substitute for a drill

im not kidding
a guy has been arrested for manslaughter because sat night
he was installing satellite in his home
and decided to shoot a hole rather than go get the drill out

2 bullets
one killed his wife...


geez wow sigh blues
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Mar 25, 2008 12:10 PM CST ok im not kidding!
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
mindfful: a gun is never a reasonable substitute for a drill

im not kidding
a guy has been arrested for manslaughter because sat night
he was installing satellite in his home
and decided to shoot a hole rather than go get the drill out

2 bullets
one killed his wife...


He has a constitutional right to bear arms!! The loss of a wife or two is a small price to pay to allow morons to be armed to the teeth!

professor
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Mar 25, 2008 12:11 PM CST ok im not kidding!
jaw drop oh wow!
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Mar 25, 2008 12:12 PM CST ok im not kidding!
Roseblossum
RoseblossumRoseblossumtown,, Ontario Canada44 Threads 293 Posts
You think that is bad, here is one for you.

Wife was driving van around the yard chasing husband over a fight.
The fight was over $300.00. She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon. If you haven't heard it all, no word on the husband.

scold
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Mar 25, 2008 12:12 PM CST ok im not kidding!
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
mindfful: a gun is never a reasonable substitute for a drill

im not kidding
a guy has been arrested for manslaughter because sat night
he was installing satellite in his home
and decided to shoot a hole rather than go get the drill out

2 bullets
one killed his wife...




uh oh Yikes!!! wow



doh
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Mar 25, 2008 12:14 PM CST ok im not kidding!
ltlmstrouble
ltlmstroubleltlmstroubleMilton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK7 Threads 1,635 Posts
My goodness... I have forgotten how different things are back home... I was being stalked when I lived in Missouri... the sherrif told me in a Missouri twang ..that if I had to shoot the stalker to be sure to drag him into the house and that all would be fine...

I have never forgotten that advice...




help confused
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Mar 25, 2008 12:16 PM CST ok im not kidding!
Roseblossum: You think that is bad, here is one for you.

Wife was driving van around the yard chasing husband over a fight.
The fight was over $300.00. She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon. If you haven't heard it all, no word on the husband.
He's probably still running.
I would.
Feet don't Fail me nowgrin doh devil uh oh
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Mar 25, 2008 12:17 PM CST ok im not kidding!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
ok smartypants ltlms!!

yeah i think it was in MO

i cannot tell you how rare autopsies are in this county

CSI my patootie

anyway yeah
FM i like guns
doesnt mean im gonna use it to hang a picture-uhDuh

dont blame guns
grin
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Mar 25, 2008 12:18 PM CST ok im not kidding!
sexophone
sexophonesexophoneGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden5 Threads 266 Posts
must have been under some kind of influence, .. that doesn't sound right ... or whoever gave him a license is an accessory because he must have been too dumb to pass the test or interview .. conversing
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Mar 25, 2008 12:20 PM CST ok im not kidding!
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
Please tell me he never bred.
...please.

doh
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Mar 25, 2008 12:20 PM CST ok im not kidding!
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
mindfful: ok smartypants ltlms!!

yeah i think it was in MO

i cannot tell you how rare autopsies are in this county

CSI my patootie

anyway yeah
FM i like guns
doesnt mean im gonna use it to hang a picture-uhDuh

dont blame guns


I don't blame guns.....I just feel a lot happier when most people don't have easy access to them.....for home decorating or any other purpose. professor

PS What is a patootie? laugh
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Mar 25, 2008 12:21 PM CST ok im not kidding!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
really interesting to see how many ppl really and truly
dont understand this guys logic

believe me it will only be seen as faulty because it created a bad side effect-
other than that there would be a goodly amount of laughter and back slapping at his efficient idea
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Mar 25, 2008 12:21 PM CST ok im not kidding!
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
spiceygamble: Please tell me he never bred.
...please.


Odds are he shoots bullets in every direction! laugh
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Mar 25, 2008 12:22 PM CST ok im not kidding!
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
mindfful: dont blame guns




I couldn't agree more...

thumbs up
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Mar 25, 2008 12:23 PM CST ok im not kidding!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
Fallingman: I don't blame guns.....I just feel a lot happier when most people don't have easy access to them.....for home decorating or any other purpose.

PS What is a patootie?


dancing


c'mere


shimmy



have a lovely day folkswave
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Mar 25, 2008 12:23 PM CST ok im not kidding!
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
Fallingman: Odds are he shoots bullets in every direction!


Yeah, well I can hope the others were blanks, can't I?

...I'm just say'n...
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Mar 25, 2008 12:24 PM CST ok im not kidding!
judd28
judd28judd28mullingar, Westmeath Ireland14 Threads 1,182 Posts
mindfful: hi Judd!!

no-no insanity plea
around here his ideaouldnt be considered insane...


wave howdy do,

laugh sounds like a nice place to liveuh oh
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Mar 25, 2008 12:42 PM CST ok im not kidding!
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
Whether you use a drill or a gun,

better not to try to fit a satellite dish

to your wife!!!

JMO



grin
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Mar 25, 2008 12:50 PM CST ok im not kidding!
carol53
carol53carol53bristol, Bristol, England UK1 Threads 8 Posts
dangerous combination. a man.......thinking.........diy

when will wives never learn

wave
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