You are not single until you are past thirty two
Argue as you like this is still true
So there’s no need to fret and get worried
It is simply a matter that you are not yet married

Seeing you are not yet on the shelf
Stay with the little boys and enjoy yourself
You do not need a ladder on which to stand
There are many good guys within reach of your hand

Stay home and play with your toys
Do not join singles sites frequented by the big boys
We have been around and played the game
And have no desire to see you doing the same

Leave singles sites to the big girls
Gone are their days of pony tails and curls
Here you find poems of betrayals, mistakes and regret
Big girls that know how to give as good as they get

We are no knights in shining armor
Off us has rubbed the glamor and the glitter
In the school of hard knocks we have been tested and tried
Now we hold our heads high with pride

Being around for many years one gets sullied and stained
Learning well how to deal with hurts when pained
Seeing you are looking for lights shining so bright
Just stick to your dreams when you sleep at night